About me:

I can't eat with big spoons, they have to be the small ones. I am obsessed with gobritney.com. I am a round-downer. If something costs $14.99, I say it was $10. No humor is too inappropriate for me,the more offensive the better. When I roc the mic I roc the mic riiiggghhht. Loyalty and Respect, don't forget it. I don't know how to sew, so when my clothes get holes I have to bring them to my friends to fix. I love New York pizza and Chicago hot dogs. I'm copywritten, so don't copy me. I love any Lifetime movie that stars Tori Spelling or "Jo" from The Facts of Life. I am addicted to my playlist. If I am in the car and hear a rad song, I write it down so I can add it to my playlist later. Greyhound be my drink. I don't care what everyone says, Dane Cook is a funny mother fucker SUFI! I could eat sour cream with almost anything. I obsessively cut my cuticles. I currently have no expectations for my life. I will work hard, party hard, and what is meant to be will be. Non-Fiction is the way to my heart. Chucks are the only tennis shoes I wear. All my blog titles are Eminem lyrics. If you wear crocs, I'm not interested. I don't discuss politics, they don't interest me, but I do support our troops. I pee in the shower, and don't try to act like you don't. I love everything argyle. Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

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