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David
David Trachtenberg
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וצרים ומוסלמים הם חלאת אדם!
Male
29 years old
Hebron
Israel
Last Login: 3/15/2009
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David's Interests
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Exploring my people's homeland, computers, selling credit card numbers, information technology.
| | Music | Matisyahu, New Found Glory, The Used | | Television | Robot Chicken, Sex and the City (haha the goy is the sluttiest!), Seinfeld, basically anything on American TV
| | Books | התורה, התלמוד | | Heroes | David Ben-Gurion, Yitzhak Rabin, Ehud Barak |
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David's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Port Royal | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | AN/MSQ-104 Engagement Controller, IDF |
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About me:
My name is David and I'm from Southwest Florida. I'm currently based in and around Hebron with the IDF here in the Promised Land. I moved to Israel when I was 19 and am now a dual citizen, but I'd say I'm more Israeli than American. Lucky for me I left just in time to avoid the 9/11 attacks- which wouldn't have been a problem, since we יהודים were warned ahead of time.
I love living in our Promised Land, although Hebron is a shithole. Once we drive these Arabs out, however, it will be paradise. The land is lush and the women love Americans- but like I said I'm not really American anymore.
Before joining the IDF I worked with a subsidiary of AmDocs, monitoring telephone calls and screening text messages for terror-related threats, under the guise of compiling billing data for cell phones and land lines. Most of it was just garbage- but anything anti-semitic or of certain criminal nature was reported immediately to my superiors. From there, if the threat was credible (or a threat at all and not one of our own), we would place round-the-clock tracking on any and all activity from that phone and any it called or called it. Of course none of it was remotely related to "terrorism"- you think arabs are smart enough to coordinate attacks like 11 September? Hah! I bet you're convinced they are- our Mossad did a pretty good job of that, especially with the passports "found" in the tower wreckage.
Being in the IDF, we're not really encouraged to have a Myspace or a Facebook or anything, so this is more for keeping in contact with family, friends, and other people from the States, most of whom I haven't seen in years.
Anyway, thanks for visiting my profile. Shalom!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Golda Meir, John Stewart (Liebowitz), Leon Trotsky, Vladimir Lenin, Elie Weisel, Steven Spielberg, Adam Sandler
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