When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retreat, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She imagined that she would return to the States a changed person, no longer cowering in the shadows of life but instead making like a scented candle and calling herself Tranquillity. But the universe had other plans for her...
In her hilarious solo show, Suzanne Morrison explores her attempts to find her Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirits, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch, a milkshake can throw a guru into a rage, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee. Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory, Yoga Bitch offers an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment.
"Laugh-out-loud funny... an engrossing picture of the path from idealism to human frailty."
~You Listen to Me, Mr. Kick-Ass
Who I'd like to meet: An excerpt from Yoga Bitch... A new character, SuZen, comes onto the scene to tell Suzanne and her fellow yoga students about the art of branding:
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"Later that night the old man gave me one of the worst beatings I do recall. And not with his gravelly bare knuckles, neither. Were talkin' with his uber-belt---a two-foot long, inch-thick-wide, leather razor strap that barbers sharpen their tools on. And when he would strike me with it, he would do so with all of his barberly might. I'm not talking about gingerly little bitch slaps here, but full-throttle, blunt-force-trauma ass whippings. He fought like he thought that I fought like a man, too! And when the gloves came off & the fury settled like dust, my entire four-foot posterior felt like it'd been doused with gasoline and set afire. I could feel the unstoppable heat surge up my spine until it reached my hair. I would start to smell the awful smell of my own hair burning atop my melting skull. The old man's unforgiving inferno seared through my fledgling body many times when I was little---purifying my flesh as it did---while I helplessly dangled there by one tiny, twisted arm that I wished would just come out of its socket like a rocket...leaving the earth behind."
-exerpt from my blog 'the dark inevitable.' come check it out!
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va - drück auf play vol 1 (FINEST RNB HIPHOP SOUL MUSIC)
ich freue mich in namen von drueckaufplay musik euch heute ein release vorzustellen! das release ist der drück auf play sampler vol. 1 auf dem die verschiedensten hiphop, rnb und soul artists zu hören sind, inklusive der bonus ep des featured artist! von parodien auf popsongs über rap auf metalbeats und punchlinebomben bis hin zu gefühlvollen rnb tracks hat der sampler alles zu bieten, auf deutsch, englisch und russisch! desweiteren gibts auch den 1. teil der "featured artist"-serie mit dazu, diesmal mit temu2! noch nich überzeugt? dann wirf ein blick auf die tracklist!
CD1 01 Saddam Hoolein - Intro 02 Swiss Feat. Ümit - Mein Kampf (Prod. By Gin) 03 Pedaz - Flecken Aufn Unterhemd (Prod. By Kay-Os) 04 MC D - Würd Ich Geld Haben 05 MaximNoise - Fort Von Mir (Prod. By Meki & Mandee) 06 Rockstah - Gimme Rohr 07 Lu-Key - Wie In Einem Film (Prod. By Cristal) 08 Dark Dust - Let Em Talk (Prod. By Spenzer Prizz) 09 Kee-Rush - Musiker (Prod. By Juh-Dee) 10 Temu2 - Melanie 11 Drago Feat. MjR - Too Gay 12 UnproVoked - Ersguterschüler 13 Tua - Nicht mehr Gewinnen (Prod. By Tua) 14 Randgruppe Feat. DIM & Blackbox - Scheiß Auf Rap (Prod. By Azok) 15 KMC 4 LIFE - Ich Scheiß Auf Euch (Prod. By Ase) 16 Prezident - Stecksnichdrin Oner 17 Lean - Vergeben (Prod. By Mago) 18 Pensive & Rich Tycoon - Kritiker / Critics (Prod. By AndyR) 19 Lil Dre & Tua - Fick Die Welt (Prod. By Tua)
