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yonder

		I put the ass in classy... Male 33 years old WILMINGTON, Ohio United States Last Login: 11/26/2009

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MySpace URL:

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yonder's Interests

General

(I'll put some crap here when I get bored enough to do it)

Music

Pearl Jam, Ween, Bjork, Nails, Creedence, Motorhoney, White Zombie, Beatles, Jewel, Mozart, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Doors, Joplin, I've got a fairly wide variety but I'm still pretty picky about music. Oddly enough, it's based on what I like as opposed to any other criteria.

Movies

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Shut up, you overrated piece of shit.

Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in.

Dick's very sweet.

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.

And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got Replica written down the side of your gun...

You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn! You just fuck your Uncle all day long!

I have a bad feeling about this...

So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Took a charter flight on a DC-10 to London. Landed at Heathrow. Took a cab to the city center. Don't let people lie to you: hostels are for the ugly. I'm staying in Home House, the most beautiful hotel in the world. Called a friend from school who was selling hash, but she wasn't in. Met a couple of Brits who take me to, of all places, Camden Street. I flirt a bit at the Virgin Megastore, buy some CDs, then follow some girls with pink hair. I wandered around trying to get laid, until it started to rain, then went back to Home House. Ministry of Sound is dead, so I go to Remform - but it's Gay Night. I find the one hetero girl in the place and we dry hump on the dance floor. We cab it back to Home House. I strip her clothes off, suck her toes, and we fuck. I hung out for four or five days. Met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold. Kept missing the Changing of the Guards. Wrote my mom a postcard I never sent. Bought some speed from an Italian junkie who was trying to sell me a stolen bike. Smoked a lot of hash that had too much tobacco in it. Saw the Tate. Saw Big Ben. Ate a lot of weird English food. It rained a lot, it was expensive, and I'm jonesing... So, I split for Amsterdam. The Dutch all know English, so I didn't have to speak any Dutch - which was a relief. I cruise the Red Light District. Visit a sex show. Visit a sex museum. Smoke a lot of hash. I meet a Dutch TV actress and we drink absinthe at a bar called Absinthe. The museums were cool, I guess. Lots of Van Goghs and the Vermeers were intense. Wandered around. Bought a lot of pastries. Ate some intense waffles. We bought some coke and I cruised the Red Light District, until I found some blonde with big tits that reminds me of Lara. I gave her a hundred guilders. In the end, she pulls me out, and I cum between her tits, even though I'm wearing a rubber. Afterward we made small-talk about AIDS, her Moroccan pimp, and herself. I wake to the sound of a wino singing. It's 8 AM and hot as blazes. I pretend to ice-skate around Central Station, while someone plays the sax. Trade songs with a Kiwi girl... Then split for Paris by train. Wander the Champs-Elysees. Climb the Eiffel Tower for only seven francs, because the ticket machine was broken. Got the hang of the Metro, took it everywhere. Went to a Ford model party and hooked up with a Romanian model named Karina. She chugs my cock at the Mariott Champs-Elysees, which is good. We played billiards, went shopping. I think she gave me mono. Drove a Ferrari that belonged to a member of the Saudi royal family. Made out with a Dutch model in front of the Louvre. Saw the Arc de Triomphe and almost became road-kill crossing the street... Oakie invites me to Dublin, so I catch an Aer Lingus flight and stay at the Morrison. Dublin rocks like you can't imagine. Oakenfold lets me spin some discs with him. Irish girls are as small as leprechauns. I swap hickeys with a drunk woman.

I remember when my daddy gave me that gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird. Well, I reckon because mockingbirds don't do anything but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat people's gardens, don't nest in the corncrib, they don't do one thing but just sing their hearts out for us.

Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war. We must destroy the cube.

There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we *for* then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally *ill*. Fact, Jim, fact - if you don't buy things - toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers...

Are we movie
compatible?

My Flixster
profile

Television

Books

To Kill A Mockingbird, A Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, Harry Potter books (shut up and read), e.e.cummings, I hear the Bible is pretty good too

Heroes

Quotes Hall Of Fame *****************

"that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. :)" -- Caster

"Me too, lets go to bed!" -- Alli

"Buy my boobs" -- Darth Tater

"I'll still give you ... head..." -- Euro

"Cause when you went to shower, I was thinking" -- Euro

"Dammit I have to pee... where the hell are Nickey's shoes?!" -- Euro

"Hooray! I finally have crabs!" -- FJ

"Nobody socializes alone." -- FJ

"Keep your butt in your pants" -- FJ

"You need to quit tempting me so much!" -- HCA

"Show me a better butt" -- HCC

"anything you want my desirable master..." -- Hooch

"I was just trying to be like Nick." -- Hostile-17

"Do you have my pants?" -- Hostile-17

"Because football is important." -- Hostile-17

"I've only had sex twice, and I've got 2 kids and 4 std's to show for it." -- Hostile-17

"You are my guide" -- Holly Pork

""You are awesome. I think I'm in love" -- Holly potato

"How come yonder never tags me?" -- JC

"I like you too much" -- Jen

"you always get my freak on " -- JeN

"sex is all i got for ya babe!" -- JeN

"Is that Jesus?! In your bun!" -- Justin

"man, you're a good butt doctor" -- Justin

"I can't believe you made me a mormon" -- Justin

"One Day" -- Kate

"If you had said chew I would have known you werent talking about MY asshole" -- Kate

"...it kinda takes away from the romance when you have a cock in your mouth" -- Kate

"If you dont give me buttcheese im going to hate you forever" -- Kate

"I also have vodka in my purse" -- KateQ

"My apologies to your crotch!" -- Kenzie

"My present is in your pants, baby!" -- Kenzie

"Yup! I'm with Nick!" -- Kenzie

"shit you have a nice bum" -- Laney

"hang on, I need a better grip on the chair" -- Laney

"your wish is my command babydoll" -- Lisa

"You know your my number one stalker!!!!" -- Lisa

"You're gay?....... I'm... sorry..." -- Lori

"=)//k m .)" -- Mazey Rayne

"What can I say I'm sorta easy like that" -- Meeks

"Nice Penis" -- Michele

"let me get my dollar bills out... it explains all the dings on my ass" -- Miss Kelly

"You were saying how you want me to make out with the Patriot's cheerleaders, which I must admit, are tempting." -- MJ

"Bring your shit over... I'm ready for it" -- SarahB

"... that's a new kind of freak!" -- The Cap'n

"You pimped me! Thanks!" -- Tina

"The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when he does right. Any other attitude in an American citizen is both base and servile. To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else." -- Teddy Friggin Roosevelt

"I live for sports blogs!" -- Tina, sportsblog lovers!

"You know I can't resist your charms" -- Tina

"[Enter cheerleader here]" -- US

"Mind your wood" -- Willy D!

Blog Hall of Fame
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yondertales
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Pearl Jam Chicks Part1 | Part2 | Part3 | Part4

I Left My Hard Drive In Louisville Part1 | Part2 | Part3

In 2008, yonder discussed:

The J-Crew!

Master
Midnite Toker
Jakob Freely
Nigel
Sarge
poptatr
Mr. Hotshot
Boo
Melon Jelly
Miss Tot
Yummy
Crisis
Kazzy
Emily
Fuckin Joe
Mr. Hiles
Zero
BigSeksi
The Cap'n!
Eurodeseo

yonder's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Military Brat, technically it's East St. Louis
Body type:	6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Protestant
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Undecided
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Ladies Man and Profesional MySpacer
Income:	Less than $30,000

yonder's Schools

Southern State Community College Hillsboro,Ohio Graduated: 2001 Degree: Associate's Degree Major: Web Design Minor: Liberal Arts	1994 to Present
Wilmington High School Wilmington,OH Graduated: 1994 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma	1993 to 1994

yonder's Networking

Technology - Internet - Graphic Designer

yonder's Companies

www.gamespy.com
US
Site Director

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yonder's Blurbs

About me:
Must read blogs:

On how to properly send a friggin Friend Request.
On love at first sight and how to handle stalkers (yes, that includes you if you're stalking me, unless I gave you my permission).
On how to read the Bible and get over yourself
On how to treat yourself properly.
Fun with opiates/narcotics
Bad times with opiates/narcotics

Gaming stuff:

Get your own tracker

Who I'd like to meet:
..

You wish you were here!

These are the luckiest people you'll never be priviledged to meet

HCA	HCB	HCC	Jessi Kate
Sarah	Kate	My Sunshine	Emily
Hooch	Jen Page	Lisa	Kendra
Sarah	Miss Hell	Tabitha	(Dewey)
Melon Jelly	Holly	Tina	Jenna
Morgan Webb	Blair Butler	Bob Cook	Wallahalla
	Kazzy	An Old Friend...

And finally, some more chicks, some more bands, and the "guys" on my list...

yonder's Friend Space (Top 18)

yonder has 240 friends.

emili rae

Kate Queen

father flanigan of the god squad

Jen Page [Actress]

*sarah*

ஐღ Kenzie :) ஐღ

TINA

KAYLA

-T-

Jessica-Uncensored

Darth Tater

MissHell

Kelly

Casterblowme

Meeks

Jackie

lori<3lane3<3

Lisa

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yonder's Friends Comments

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Alli	Nov 24 2009 8:50 AM Happy Thanksgiving Friend! Be grateful I'm not cooking for you! :) ps ... looks like the Colts and Saints ?
Sue wishes you all a Happy Thanksgiving!	Nov 17 2009 3:52 PM
Jen Page [Actress]	Nov 4 2009 12:46 AM Dude. You are so awesome! :)
Alli	Oct 29 2009 5:53 AM Umm, NO!! Broncos and Cardinals!!! :)
Alli	Oct 26 2009 5:56 AM Did you see the Cardinal game tonight? Hawtdam!! I predict, Broncos and Cardinals Superbowl 2009!!!!! :)
-T-	Sep 29 2009 10:57 AM Hint, hint..................
xXCrazy BitchXx aka SLAPAHO bkaLOU LOU	Sep 23 2009 8:52 PM Send to friends / Add to profile MySpace Comments
-devon-	Sep 22 2009 4:01 AM I see haha.
-devon-	Sep 21 2009 10:47 PM Now what was that for?
-devon-	Sep 12 2009 6:12 PM When you first get to know me, I am quite shy. But once you get to know me, you'll wish I'd shut up haha.
-T-	Sep 12 2009 12:35 PM Thought the video might remind you of something .........
Barefoot Boy from Arkansas	Sep 10 2009 3:23 AM Happy Birthday, Nick! Hope you had a great one.
Don	Sep 10 2009 1:04 AM Just a single rose for your birthday.
Dew(ed)	Sep 9 2009 7:09 PM myspace did not alert me of your birthday. just saying. might be why you're not getting birthday wishes here. happy birthday.
-T-	Sep 9 2009 6:06 PM Bulletin? What bulletin? ;) I already loved ya without no stinking bulletin!
Nez	Sep 9 2009 6:01 PM Have a great birthday!!
sarah	Sep 9 2009 3:54 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Worty	Sep 9 2009 2:12 PM Happy Birthday, silly face.
-T-	Sep 9 2009 11:31 AM
~TABBI~	Sep 9 2009 4:10 AM Happy Effin Birthday!!!!
sarah	Sep 8 2009 5:50 PM hey you! just stoppin by to say hi to my fave nick! happy birthday tomorrow in case i forget! haha lust ya later!!!
~TABBI~	Sep 8 2009 1:32 PM *24 hours from now you will be OOAS(officially old as shit)! HAHA*
~TABBI~	Sep 7 2009 10:56 PM That would be the spot! Thanks for keepin it real!
-T-	Sep 6 2009 9:57 PM Huh?
Cinnababy	Sep 6 2009 12:30 AM

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