Alcohol. Impotence. Flatulence. Infidelity. Juggling. Sleep...sleep would be nice.
Music
Nick Lowe, Letters to Cleo, Spacehog, Ian Gomm, Will Young, Jody Whitesides, Robin Renee, The Clips, Biz-E, The Police (especially Ghost in the Machine), Frozen Ghost
Movies
What's that one that all the big Ack-Tohrs do? Y'know...Olivier, Branagh, Gibson, Hawke? Dang...it's on the tip of my tongue...
About me: A hundred years old? That's all they'd let me put in. Try closer to 550. And 500 of that spent haunting the latest Great Ack-Tohr who thinks he can play "The Melancholy Dane" - aka "The Prince Who Needed Prozac." Give a ghost a break, huh? Let a fella shuffle off his mortal coil, already. Soon as I figure out how to break this curse, I'm outta here, and I'm taking Hamlet and everything about it with me!
Who I'd like to meet: Know who I really want to meet? The dolt who decided that Bill Shakespeare couldn't have written all his own plays. Oh, sure, I helped some - put in a spritz here, a bladder bopping there - but for the most part, it was all the Bird - Bless his honking great schnozz. And really, does anybody believe it was DeVerre? I mean really...DeVerre?!?!
Maybe Paris Hilton, too. She seems like a kidder.
And maybe Nick Lowe...what can I say? This song is catchy - and a good lyric, y'know? ;)
