From the mountain ranges of Kernersville, North Carolina comes the unstoppable force that you can't stop: Yosemite Mudflap. The four members, Conway Truck, Elf 27, Rusty Chainsaw, and Yosemite Mudflap himself have been carving a path of metallic destruction for all to witness since 1873, but they came from rather humble beginnings...
This epic story of mayhem began on a sunny Saturday afternoon in Watucket, Montana where Yosemite Mudflap was ranching ghost cattle. When a ghost cow got loose Yosemite, being the courageous man he is, ran to try and save it. Once he reached the lost ghost cattle he realized that it wasn't an animal at all, but rather a naked man dressed in a ghost cow suit. This man was Conway Truck. The two men had a good laugh and realized that their voices blended so well together they should start a band. That was the day that Yosemite Mudflap was born.
The two men traveled the world looking for two guitar players, but no one had the magical shredding skills they needed for this rock band. On a train back to Watucket, the two men noticed a homeless man sitting in the corner reading Tom Sawyer upside down. For some reason, they knew this was the man for the job. Sure enough, it was Elf 27. The two men convinced Elf 27 that he was not a ballpoint pen stuck in World War 2, but rather a man ready to shred the frets for their band. Elf 27 agreed and the three men clicked instantly. Now it was time to find the last piece of the puzzle.
Yosemite Mudflap, Conway Truck, and Elf 27 were waking up one sunday morning in their castle about three months later when there was a ring on their doorbell. Conway went to the door to see who was there, but there was no one in sight, just the sound of crickets. He looked around in bewilderment. Suddenly, out of the sky, dropped Rusty Chainsaw who threw a nasty ninja kick to Conway's face, breaking his jaw. After Conway kicked Rusty in the knee, everyone met in the kitchen and agreed that Rusty was the last piece that this band needed to take over the world.
The rest is history...
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