Little Joe
Joseph Bernados
Joseph Bernados the more lost you are the more you have to look forward to

Male
23 years old
Emeryville, California
United States



Last Login: 10/28/2009
Mood: used Mood Image
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    Little Joe's Interests
General-salutes-
MusicGlen Hansard and the Frames, Dewey Cox, Aldus Snow, Flight of the Conchords, Kelly Clarkson, Marit Larsen, Damien Leith, Theresa Sokyrka, Ben Lee, Ben Folds, Matt Nathanson, Russ Landau, The Fray, Anna Nalick, Kate Walsh, Feist
MoviesCasablanca(1942) * Aliens(1986) * Star Wars(1977)(1980)(1983) * Kill Bill(2003) * Beauty and the Beast(1991) * The Incredibles(2004) * The Little Mermaid(1989) * Finding Nemo(2003) * Amelie(2001) * Lilo and Stitch(2002) * Jurassic Park(1993) * Moulin Rouge!(2001) * Little Miss Sunshine(2006) * The Legend of 1900(1996) * Pan's Labyrinth(2006) * Casino Royale(2006) * King Kong(2005) * Batman Begins(2005) * Titanic(1997) * Gladiator(2000) * Once(2007) * The Rescuers Down Under(1990) * Walk Hard: The Story of Dewey Cox(2007) * Hot Fuzz(2007) * Stardust(2007) * Enchanted(2007) * Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind(2004) * Kiki's Delivery Service(1989) * South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut(1999) * Children of Men(2007) * Kung Fu Panda(2008) * The Dark Knight (2008) * Slumdog Millionaire (2009) * The Sound of Music (1965) * Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2004) * Before Sunrise (1994) * Before Sunset (2004)
TelevisionSpaced, The Amazing Race, Doctor Who, Buff The Vampire Slayer, Gilmore Girls, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Family Guy, Veronica Mars, Survivor, Alias, Firefly, Sex and the City, United States of Tara, Coupling, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Whose Line is it Anyway?, 30 Rock, Absolutely Fabulous, South Park, The Simpsons, This American Life, Wonderfalls, Project Runway, Top Chef, Everybody Hates Chris, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Ally McBeal, Beast Wars Transformers, Popular, Justice League, The Office, Best Week Ever, American Idol, Australian Idol, 24, The Colbert Report, Man v.s. Wild, No Heroics, Ranma 1/2, Gundam Wing, Gundam G, Sailormoon, Magic Knight Rayearth, Fushigi Yuugi, Cardcaptor Sakura, YuYu Hakusho, Flame of Recca, the Catherine Tate Show, Shark Week, Secret Diary of a Call Girl,

I like TV shows with a lot of witty banter.

Books"Artemis Fowl" by Eoin Colfer, "The Little White Horse" by Elizabeth Gouge, "The Time Traveller's Wife" by Audrey Niffenegger, "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal"as well as pretty much anything by Christopher Moore, The "Pirates!" series by Gideon Defoe, "A Series of Unfortunate Events" by Lemony Snickett , "How Animals Have Sex" by David Strorm, basically anything and everything by David Sedaris especially "Me Talk Pretty One Day". Same goes for the works of Sarah Vowell like "Take the Cannoli", "Invincible"from Image comics, "The Planets" by Dava Sobel as well as her "Galileo's Daughter : A Historical Memoir of Science, Faith, and Love". "The Illusion of Life" By Ollie Johnston and Frank Thomas and "The Animator's Survival Kit: A Manual of Methods, Principles, and Formulas for Classical, Computer, Games, Stop Motion, and Internet Animators" by Richard Williams.
HeroesJOSS WHEDON, Writer (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly)

STEVEN MOFFAT, Writer (Doctor Who, Coupling)Maggie Parr, Painter, Illustrator, Designer

Tony Baxter, Walt Disney Imagineering

Tony Diterlizzi, illustrator

Marc Davis, Animator, Disney (Cinderella, Maleficent, etc.)

Glen Keane, animator (Ariel, The Beast, Tarzan)


     Little Joe's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Galifrey
Body type:5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Proffessional Slacker

   Little Joe's Schools
Art Institute Of Fort Lauderdale
Ft Lauderdale,Florida
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Media Arts and Animation
Clubs: The 2d Lab
 

2005 to 2008



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   Little Joe's Blurbs
About me:
I'm 20, An Art Student, I talk funny, I'm an impulsive typer so i get a lot of typos, I like television and i enjoy the usual meeting new people and similar things which are also people-related.

I enjoy seeing people happy, which is why I always try to be as jolly as I can be. The world would be a lot less confusing if only there were more happy, cheerful people. I try my best to steer clear of any major drama, and in the event that I find myself in it I just pretty much stay quiet. It's a lot easier to deal with it that way. I like keeping things subtle, light and cheery. I'm somewhat of an "under the surface" kind of a guy and I enjoy looking at things through various perspectives, which means I'm fairly open minded about practically anything. I try my best to not be a selfish person, I mean there's already enough of selfishness going around i don't need to add to the clutter. I'm human, which means I'm pretty complicated, not a lot of people seem to know that and look at me through black and white filters but that's ok, it takes a lot less effort to do so. But just to be clear, I'm complicated, not difficult. all you gotta do is talk to me and I'll do my best to talk back. (I might be a bit pause-y for a the first few moments but that's just me taking my time to think up ways to further the conversation, which unfortunately is never enough). I don't really trust my sense of humor cause what I might find funny might come off as too obscure to most people, which is why i go to my fail-safe humor device which is self-depreciation, which works wonders. I'm pretty approachable in person especially around company. I'm normally shy one-on-one. Mostly because I'm afraid.

You're probably not reading this, which is why i'm trying to be a bit more open than I usually am. About me, people call me "Joe". They believe that I'm a good artist, I strongly disagree, quite frankly I'm at a point in my life where I feel pretty worthless and empty but that's just me being emo, apprently everyone has an emo little boy cutting himself deep inside. again, you're not reading this, which is why I'm talking like this.

anyway, enough of that. it's time for some of the more trivial factoids about myself

I love movies. I believe they are the best way to tell a story. And that's pretty much what I'm all about. i'm a story kind of guy. Which is where my being a good drawer person stems from. i like communicating with people, which is the reason i'm typing tis elaborate little ditty in my about me section...which you are not reading.

If you've gotten this far you must have a crush on me or something, and if that's the case, leave me a comment with the word "sandwich" in it, but it has to be cleverly integrated...

now where was I? oh right, movies, if you look to your left, there's a huge list of movies I love and I'm actually very tempted to re-list them here but I'll spare you the torture, besides, you're not really reading this. my favorite actor is Russell Crowe and my favorite actress is Kate Winslet. My Favorite director is Alfonso Cuaron and JJ Abrams cause they are very ballsy people.

Still reading? darn it, you're stalking me aren't you? don't worry this is just me trying to be self-important, I don't get to be that very often.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Doctor Who (as if the wallpaper didn't clue you in) and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, those two (who I think are soul mates) are the greatest shows ever conceived. You could get away with any idea for those two.

I'll admit it, I enjoy and adore all things Disney. From the movies to the theme parks, i have a burning passion for it that it's kinda scary, of course not passionate enough to be a Disney Channel Tween, cause quite frankly it's just really dumb.

another annoying guilty pleasure for me is Reality Shows, say what you will about their legitimacy but I kinda admire that they can find interesting stories just by filming people being themselves.

I'm also a huge TV dork. I Love Family Guy, Stewie is just...well he's a God, in every sense of the word. I'm a huge fan of the witty banter over in Gilmore Girls (yes I like Gilmore Girls! Don't you dare judge me!!!!) and I also kind of find American Idol amusing (ok now I'm just asking for it). I love me some Lost and Alias, which means I like anything by JJ Abrams, heck i might even watch MI:3 and stomach a good 2 hours of Tom Cruise just to see what he does with it. I also like Veronica Mars, if only for Kristin Bell and the "Dandy" theme song. and I'm also a huge Survivor Geek. Which could potentially be a bad thing.

Okay now that I've bored your eyes to death by telling you about what I like at the moment, here's Keira Knightley in bed:

alright if you got this far, you, quite frankly, are retarded...no offense However since you seem to be really committed to reading my entire "about me" section, then I have encoded a secret message throughout the entire "about me" section. here's a clue on how to decipher it, all you have to do is list down all the typoes in the whole message, if you found all the typos, take the 3rd letter from the right of each word, list them all down and unscramble them to decipher a hidden secret which you must now leave in the comment section next to another word (you know which one). If you complete this and guess the right word, you shall win a reward.

good luck.

if you still read through all that bullshit, then here's the real reward, not a lot of people know this but i actually have strong feelings for someone, which I can't contain that much longer. Plus I hate the fact that I feel this way...anywho, here's a hint, this person is in my top friends...

I also have a deviantArt account, if you're interested, my profile is here: WindyKid's Deviant Art page

Then, If you wanna check out my DVD collection (in case there's a special occassion adn you want to help me complete it or at least just don't want to get me something that I already have) I ahve a DVDspot account here: Stitchmcdreamy's DVD collection

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Who I'd like to meet:
as long as you're a human being, I like you. I happen to be one of those people who sort of believe that one must never meet their idols.
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Jon

Jon



Sep 10 2009 11:56 AM

takes one to know one, dude! Ha!
~*phurtura*~

~*phurtura*~



Jul 22 2009 8:21 PM

MY JOE!!!! I wish I could come see you! I wanted to go to SDCC this year and everything, but I ran out of money from my tax return :( oh well....
~*phurtura*~

~*phurtura*~



May 17 2009 8:14 PM

YEAH!!! I'm so excited!!! Well I will be when its finished. I haven't done the final drawings yet... bad phurry
~*phurtura*~

~*phurtura*~



May 15 2009 4:47 AM

JOE!!!! I won Star letter of the month in ImagineFX magazine!!!!
Vlad Tepes

Vlad Tepes



Apr 12 2009 11:49 PM

Happy Easter
Katsume22

Nyisha Haynes



Apr 7 2009 4:12 AM

Joseph!!!! (Hugs and kisses) How are things?
bad joojoo

bad joojoo



Feb 19 2009 5:33 PM

ang cute naman ng dorwing *_^

nawala n naman telepono ko. andaming nwawala, palagi may nawawala.

kaw.
ilang marshmaloos n nwala sayo?
dysLEXIEc

dysLEXIEc



Feb 11 2009 7:02 PM

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Booth!!

David Booth



Feb 10 2009 2:01 AM

Joe mofo hey its Booth, How life??? Is Cali all its cracked up to be? do forget to stop and smell the art. Whats been inspiring u lately?? going any frelance? what sites r u on. KEEP IN TOUCH!!!!

Booth!
Boothinkart. com
You Know Im HOTT!! <3

Jessica Smith



Jan 29 2009 7:25 PM

HEY JOOOEEEEE !!!!!! MISS U LOTS!!! ~BIGG HUGS~
Jami

Jamireal Epps



Jan 28 2009 9:11 PM

hey, Joe how you been doing?
Peter

Peter



Jan 17 2009 9:43 PM

I was able to find West Bank Story on google video. The bit Fatima greeting a customer was too much for me. I couldn't breathe.
_Angela_

_Angela_



Jan 16 2009 12:37 AM





The Doctor and Donna on the planet of pink fluffy clouds!
Your turn!
Momo

Momo



Jan 6 2009 8:17 AM

Oh Thank u very much!!! Arigatou gozaimashita!!!
Peter

Peter



Jan 5 2009 1:39 AM

I think now that the Moff is Head Writer and RTD is out, Paul Cornell should write more episodes.
Momo

Momo



Jan 2 2009 3:52 AM

How was your New Year's Eve??
Momo

Momo



Dec 31 2008 8:01 AM

Ok.....I'm actually off for 2 days!!! I'm sooo glad!!!
Momo

Momo



Dec 31 2008 4:03 AM

How was your day off?? Do u work tomorrow???
Peter

Peter



Dec 30 2008 3:41 PM

Already seen Slumdog Millionaire, I didn't think it was as great as everyone said it was.
Momo

Momo



Dec 30 2008 8:14 AM

Have a good day off!!!! If I don't see u have a great New Year's Eve!!!
Peter

Peter



Dec 29 2008 4:19 PM

Dude, next episode of Top Chef has Toby Young as the guest judge.
Momo

Momo



Dec 29 2008 8:44 AM

It'll be OK......I'll be in a 3.
Momo

Momo



Dec 29 2008 8:05 AM

Really?? What time do u work?? I'm closing again, I come in at 3.....Holly got her boyfriend to give me a ride home!! Thank god I was not in the mood to ride the bus!!
Momo

Momo



Dec 29 2008 7:52 AM

Aww why are u aggravated?? Eventually we should go drink at the Broken Rack.....I need money first.
Katsume22

Nyisha Haynes



Dec 27 2008 10:36 PM

Thank You and I hope you had a wonderful Christmas in Cali
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