Ransnorkel
"I like my women how I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer"

Male
64 years old
The bay, California
United States



Last Login: 9/7/2008
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    Ransnorkel's Interests
General


You're interested in me? What do you possibly want to know about me!? I mean come on! It's me people! I'm not that interesting.

Okay I am. But still, one minute of knowing what's going on in my head and you would throw yourself into your computer, propelled by your fear and astonishment. But we'll save all that for a rainy day.

In case your an artard, I am insane, so the side effects of reading any of this may include dizziness, constipation, vomiting, retardation, loss of bladder functions, abduction, neural reconfiguration, devolution, and death.


- All Hail
My man Jesus
The Halo games/books
Halloween
My chewy nougat center
Lava lamps
Whose Line is it Anyway?


- The Good
Zombies
Batman
Talking inanimate objects
Black lights and lasers
[ insert here messages ]
The elf on my shoulder


- The Bad
Naruto
Extreme anime lovers
Super wiggers
Music before the 50's
Poke' mon today
iPod rip offs


- The Ugly
cApS lOcK
Your cell phones songs
AOL
Macs
The movie Stealth
Whales


- Death To
Jack Thompson
Beyblade
Paris Hilton
Flamin' hot Cheeto's
Cartoons these days
McDonald's


- Good At
Video Games
Being pyro
Drawing
Beat boxing
Making people laugh
Annoying people
Break dancing


- Bad At
Sitting still
Laughing
Shaving
Walking
Sleeping
Essays
Break dancing


- Foods n' Drinks
Pool water
Liquid fat
Hot Milk?
Fruit by the feet
Christ Chex
A.B.C. gum
Taco Smell
Endangered species
Rocks


- Video Games
Shame Cube
Wrecks Box
Super Pretendo
Lame Boy
Mostly anything Mario
90's games
Zelda and company
Smash Bros. series
Halo series
The old Sonic games
Music
Techno, rock, some rap, and action movie soundtracks.

I like techno because of it's literally infinite different sounding beats, and rock because it's just cool.

Some raps good, unless it's about hoes, drugs, and/or killing. Which means there's about 2 rap songs I like.
Movies
The new Batman's
I Am Legend
Lord of the Rings
Saw
V for Vendetta
Star Wars
Aladdin
Pirates of the Caribbean
Hook
Armageddon
The Grinch
Television
Conan O' Brian
Whose Line?
Dirty Jobs
DBZ
Kenan and Kel
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
House
The Simpson's
Invader Zim
Books
I like, of course, fantasy. But I'm picky. Except for a few, most fantasy books are too similar. They pose off Harry Potter, Lord o dah Rings, etc.

Zombie Survival Guide
Eragon
The Bible
My schools yearbooks
Artemis Fowl series
Harry Potter series
Lord of the Rings series
Halo series
Heroes
Heroes in my life:
Stephen Colbert
Fast wheelchairs
Army man Sloan
Boos and dry bones
Holden and Halie
Big school rallies
Sticky notes
Long trench coats
Kendra, my big sis
Ericka and Isis
Cool names
Heroic dames
Rats and mice
Soy sauced rice
Asian shows
Big afros
RPG's
Fancy keys
Almighty Jesus
Hershey's and Reese's
Mario and Luigi
Aladdin's genie
Pizza for lunch
Captain Crunch
Sunsets
Corvettes
Dense fog
Fluffy dogs
Hordes of treasure
Lightning weather
Ping pong
Techno songs
The stuff I write
6th grade fights
Desert plants
Comfy pants
Fast comps
Spikey thwomps
Short lines
Dead mimes
Your mom
Google.com
Slushy mixers
Computer fixers
Mac haters
The Terminator
Pogs collectors
Film projectors
Peter Pan
Yoshi fans
Mr. Clean
Carl and Sheen
Dust mites
Black lights
Hot showers
Austin Powers
Side kicks
Pixie sticks
Fat guys
American pies
Orange cats
Welcome mats
Newgrounds lovers
CD covers
Dumb friends
Smoothie blends
Master Chief
Tasty beef
Easy bleeders
My gullible readers

HOW BORED ARE YOU?
STOP READING THIS!!!
Get a job or something!

Why are you still reading?

You want to leave but you can't...
I have you trapped to read!
Won't quit eh?

Still won't?

Your persistent....

Am I really that amusing?
Oh, wait...
Yes, yes I am
In that case keep reading

     Ransnorkel's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 2"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No

   Ransnorkel's Schools
Diablo Valley College
Pleasant Hill,CA
Graduated: N/A
 

2008 to Present
College Park High
Pleasant Hill,CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2004 to 2006



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   Ransnorkel's Blurbs
About me:

Everything I do is in loving memory of my sister, Kendra.
We still miss you, and always will.



¤ When I meet someone in person I can seem kinda rude and sarcastic.
¤ Yea I'm a nerd, but you'll never see me playing D&D, wearing suspenders, and/or laughing like a dying mule.
¤ Don't ask about my 2000+ friends, they're just here for the free snacks.
¤ I don't swear, cus it's annoying, don't drink, cus it tastes bad, and don't smoke, cus it smells nasty.
¤ I have what I like to call accidental memorization, and it means exactly what you think it does.
¤ I'm a smart person, but have no motivation whatsoever.
¤ I read, draw, play video games, and go on the computer, that's my weekend if there's nobody to hang with.
¤ Here's my site with a bunch of comics. My email is yoshimastar@hotmail.com, talk to me. I'm bored.




The Legend of Zelda Movie Trailer



Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

Who I'd like to meet:

Conan O' Brian
Stephen Colbert
Colin Mochrie
Ryan Stiles
Jim Carrey
Shigeru Miyamoto
Mr. Peanut
Santa
The Muffin Man

ME TIME!
Identification: Ransom
Nick Name: Ransnorkel
Alias: Yoshi Master
Birthday: August 23, 1989
Height: 6'2
Birthplace: My Mom
Religion: Christian
Pet: Jerry The Cactus
Siblings: Kendra
Personality: Enthusiastic
Body Type: Slender
Eye Color: Green And Brown
Hair Color: Gold Brown
Species: Whiticus Crackerus
Your Heritage: Human
Current Location: Turn Around...
Home: California, America, Earth
FAVORITE
Drink: Lemonade
Food: Babies
Subjects: Art And Astronomy
Holiday: Halloween
Show: Conan O' Brian
Book: Eragon
Music: Techno
Color: Yellornge
Movie: LOTR: Return Of The King
Hobby: Drawing
Game: Yoshi's Island
Animal: Crocs
Sport: Dodgeball
CAN YOU
Draw: Very Well
Play An Instrument: Instruments Of Torture!
Be Killed: Never!
Blow Gum Bubbles: No :^(
Whistle: Yea
Snap: With All Fingers
Sit Still: Nope
Skateboard: Not A Chance
Juggle: Learning
Dance: Define Dancing...
Drive: Licensed
DO YOU
Worry Much: Yesh
Have Motivation: Honestly None
Get Motion Sickness: Only If Standing Still
Own a Cell Phone: Just For Tetris
Like Roller Coasters: Beautiful Creations...
Speak Another Language: Non Realmente
Wear A Seatbelt: No, I'm Too Gangsta
Like Mexican Food: The Grease Calls Me
Have A.D.D: Clinically Approved
Eat Healthy: What Now?
Talk To Yourself: Maybe...
Like Kids: Filthy Street Urchins...
Play WOW: Too Costly
Wear Braces: Naw
Believe In Yourself: I Believe I Can Fly
Have A Job: A What?
Support Abortion: Never
Support Gay Marriage: Never
ARE YOU
A Stalker: Almost Professionally
Named After Anyone: In A Book
Mentally Stable: Eeeee hee...
Hyper: Yes To The 10th Power
A Vegetarian: Ne, Ve, Er
Popular: To Police
Shy: Evil Strangers...
Funny: All The Time
Smart: Compared To Who?
Tall: Ohhh Yes
Snuggable: Hee Hee Hee...
Insane: Hee Hee Hee...
HAVE YOU EVER
Played A Sport: Soccer
Been Beaten Up: Can't Touch This
Been To Canada: Twice
Flown In A Plane: I've Flown A Plane
Ridden In An Ambulance: Once
Ridden In A Cop Car: Uh, In The Front?
Broken Any Bones: Negatory
Stolen A Fast Food Tray: Hehehe, Nope
OTHER JUNK
Pirate Or Ninja: Space Vampire
Unusual Talent: Unusual Beat Box
In Your Closet: Bodies
Clothing Style: Funeral Casual
Art Materials: Pencils Only
Worst Fear: Being Near Whales
Hours Asleep At Night: Sleep Is For The Weak
Political Position: Corrupt Puppets...
Medication: The Voices Are Funny...
Dumbest Thing I've Done: Set Fire To Stuff
Piercings: Should Get One...
Tattoos: Pain!
Dream Job: Comedian Or Artist
Amount Of Money: 500 In Mexican Pesos
Cats Or Dogs: Reptiles
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea: Neither, I'm Not A Hippie
MY GIRL...
Smoke/Drink: Nooo
Gamer: Gotta Like Games
Religion: Christ/Catho-ish
Number Of Piercings: Don't Over Do It
Number Of Tattoos: Looks Bad Eventually
Drinks Blood: Chicken Blood Optional
Has Hair: Preferably
Is Human: That Would Be Nice



Leave a comment, go on, doo et...



   Ransnorkel's Friend Space (Top 8)
Ransnorkel has 2617 friends.
 Nedloh 


 ~Arika and Isis~ 


 Sheymus Ohoolihan 


 Halie 


 Kendra 


 Kevin 


 Jimbuddy a.k.a. Irish Saiyan 


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Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Sep 5 2008 10:17 PM

THANK YOU!!
Halie





Sep 4 2008 11:14 PM

hahahahahaha maybe..
soo when is the next time you are coming down?
Halie





Sep 2 2008 2:21 AM

whats up?
Halie





Sep 1 2008 5:58 PM

RANSOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 28 2008 2:57 AM

ok thats fine.
you choose the next topic then.

p.s.
i'm sorry
Jason





Aug 28 2008 1:31 AM

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MyHotComments
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 26 2008 10:07 PM

ransom, how did your sister pass?
Holly





Aug 26 2008 3:05 AM

haha jerk but shes not your forevea and evea like mine whats is aunt faye doing?
Holly





Aug 26 2008 3:01 AM

HA sounds fun. Oh my goodness i cant believe i didnt tell you .....i got a puppy
Holly





Aug 26 2008 2:36 AM

Well Ransom i dont know how many times you have to been told, i know it looks funny but put the lotion on the skin.
gosh did you drive with your mom or what by your self?
Holly





Aug 26 2008 2:25 AM

i didnt know what you were talking about from a second...yeah but the water is the uhh marina foolio.
what did you do from your birthday?
Changed My Name So I Wouldn't Get Sued





Aug 25 2008 5:44 PM

This might be a couple days late, but...

..
Holly





Aug 24 2008 7:59 PM

HAHHA i love how your town is the bay when i think of your street the bay is the last thing that comes to mind.....anway how was your birthday? oh by the way your graduation picture look very nice. yeah my birthday is on saint patricks day, im glad you remembered.
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 24 2008 7:06 PM

hey! how was your birthday?
it's your last "teen" year!
Holly





Aug 23 2008 11:52 PM

hey cousin i missa you are you coming to joshuas birthday? i hope you are....anyway so today is somones birthday and its not you its me thanks for calling jerk....HAPPy birthday
Neji Alex,aka NinjaNeji,143 Amanda,DIE Danny.F





Aug 23 2008 8:41 PM

happy birthday sir
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 23 2008 7:51 PM

happy birthday!

hope you have a great day!
(Meet) Miss Amphipolis





Aug 23 2008 7:10 AM

happy birthday yo
Jordan





Aug 23 2008 5:27 AM

Happy Birthday.
Nedloh





Aug 22 2008 3:43 PM

Happy Birthday
Agian!
^_^!
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 21 2008 5:36 PM

dance like flip the page and it dances? cause i could help u with that, my uncle taught me how to do that.

he taught me almost everything there is to know about making cartoons move.
what kind of avatars you guna make?
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 21 2008 12:54 AM

so you keep urself pretty busy!

why a drawing class? you're good as is!
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 20 2008 3:46 AM

i dont do GTA, its a stupid ass game.

what else do u play?
what classes u guna take?
game design? development?
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 20 2008 3:19 AM

its xboox actually.
heh.
economy does suck, but we don't have much of a choice between presidents either.
and cali hasnt had a budget in what now? 50 days?
not going to dvc?
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 20 2008 2:56 AM

not planning on going to college?
why no job?
and i thought Mario was all you needed in life.
Unless u want to come over to my house and play destructive video games like Terminator 3 rise of the machines?
:-D
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 20 2008 2:45 AM

you sure get bored easily...

nice prof pic.

something i can do to cheer you up?
XD
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 19 2008 7:21 PM

aww what happened?
Sharpie &hearts *RIP Max*





Aug 19 2008 12:51 AM

why are you stressed?
Pudge's Mom





Aug 18 2008 12:56 AM

Cake! It's not just for breakfast anymore!!..
Happiest of all Birthdays!!
Enjoy your day!!
From some Bears!!
Nedloh





Aug 15 2008 11:43 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!?!
<==.RaNdOm.==>





Aug 3 2008 5:52 PM

Thank you
~Arika and Isis~





Aug 3 2008 2:59 PM

wanna chill today and go somewhere with isis?
Steph





Aug 2 2008 7:13 PM

oh of course =p.
if it werent for myspace i wouldnt know it was alot of peoples birthdays
Steph