Ransnorkel
Ransom Fulgham
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Surgeon generals warning: smoking will make pregnant women cool
Male
64 years old
The bay, California
United States
Last Login: 7/11/2009
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Mood:
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Ransnorkel's Interests
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| General |
You're interested in me? What do you possibly want to know about me!? I mean come on! It's me people! I'm not
that interesting.
Okay I am. But still, one minute of knowing what's going on in my head and you would throw yourself into your
computer, propelled by your fear and astonishment. But we'll save all that for a rainy day.
In case you're an artard, I am insane, so the side effects of reading any of this may include dizziness, constipation, vomiting, retardation, loss of bladder functions, spinal dislocation, shoulder conscience, abduction, neural reconfiguration, Hitler mustache, devolution, and death.
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Cool
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My man Jesus
Halloween
Lava lamps
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Zombies
Talking inanimate objects
Black lights and lasers
My chewy nougat center
Comfy clothes
The elf on my shoulder
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Evil
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Naruto
Extreme anime lovers
Super wiggers
Anything mint
Poke' mon today
Jack Thompson
All Asian card games
Chat speak
Your cell phones songs
Macs
Whales
Paris Hilton
Cartoons these days
McDonald's
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Good At
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Video Games
Being pyro
Drawing
Beat boxing
Making people laugh
Annoying people
Break dancing
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Bad At
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Sitting still
Laughing
Shaving
Walking
Sleeping
Essays
Break dancing
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Games
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Shame Cube
Wrecks Box
Slaystation
Super Pretendo
Lame Boy
Mario, duhhh
90's games
Zelda
Smash Bros.
Halo
The old Sonic games
All Valve games
Advance Wars
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| | | | | Music |
Techno, rock, some rap, and movie soundtracks.
I like techno because of it's literally infinite different sounding beats, and rock because it's just cool.
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The new Batman's
I Am Legend
Lord of the Rings
Saw
V for Vendetta
Star Wars
Aladdin
Pirates of the Caribbean
Hook
Armageddon
The Grinch
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Conan O' Brian
Whose Line?
DBZ
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
House
The Simpson's
Invader Zim
| | Books |
I like, of course, fantasy. But I'm picky. Except for a few, most fantasy books are too similar. They pose off Harry Potter, Lord o dah Rings, etc.
Zombie Survival Guide
Eragon series
The Bible
My schools yearbooks
Artemis Fowl series
Harry Potter series
Lord of the Rings series
Halo series
| | Heroes |
Heroes in my life:
Stephen Colbert
Fast wheelchairs
Army man Sloan
Boos and dry bones
Holden and Halie
Big school rallies
Sticky notes
Long trench coats
Kendra my big sis
Ericka and Isis
Cool names
Heroic dames
Rats and mice
Soy sauced rice
Asian shows
Big afros
RPG's
Fancy keys
Almighty Jesus
Hershey's and Reese's
Mario and Luigi
Aladdin's genie
Pizza for lunch
Captain Crunch
Sunsets
Corvettes
Dense fog
Fluffy dogs
Hordes of treasure
Lightning weather
Ping pong
Techno songs
The stuff I write
6th grade fights
Desert plants
Comfy pants
Short lines
Dead mimes
Slushy mixers
Computer fixers
Mac haters
The Terminator
Pogs collectors
Film projectors
Dust mites
Black lights
Hot showers
Austin Powers
Side kicks
Pixie sticks
Dumb friends
Smoothie blends
Master Chief
Tasty beef
Easy bleeders
My gullible readers
HOW BORED ARE YOU?
STOP READING THIS!!!
Get a job or something!
Why are you still reading?
You want to leave but you can't...
I have you trapped to read!
Won't quit eh?
Still won't?
Your persistent....
Am I really that amusing?
Oh, wait...
Yes, yes I am
In that case keep reading
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Ransnorkel's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Martinez | | Body type: | 6' 2" | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No |
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