You're interested in me? What do you possibly want to know about me!? I mean come on! It's me people! I'm not
that interesting.
Okay I am. But still, one minute of knowing what's going on in my head and you would throw yourself into your
computer, propelled by your fear and astonishment. But we'll save all that for a rainy day.
In case your an artard, I am insane, so the side effects of reading any of this may include dizziness, constipation, vomiting, retardation, loss of bladder functions, abduction, neural reconfiguration, devolution, and death.
- All Hail My man Jesus
The Halo games/books
Halloween
My chewy nougat center
Lava lamps
Whose Line is it Anyway?
- The Good Zombies
Batman
Talking inanimate objects
Black lights and lasers
[ insert here messages ]
The elf on my shoulder
- The Bad Naruto
Extreme anime lovers
Super wiggers
Music before the 50's
Poke' mon today
iPod rip offs
- The Ugly cApS lOcK
Your cell phones songs
AOL
Macs
The movie Stealth
Whales
- Death To Jack Thompson
Beyblade
Paris Hilton
Flamin' hot Cheeto's
Cartoons these days
McDonald's
- Good At Video Games
Being pyro
Drawing
Beat boxing
Making people laugh
Annoying people
Break dancing
- Bad At Sitting still
Laughing
Shaving
Walking
Sleeping
Essays
Break dancing
- Foods n' Drinks Pool water
Liquid fat
Hot Milk?
Fruit by the feet
Christ Chex
A.B.C. gum
Taco Smell
Endangered species
Rocks
- Video Games Shame Cube
Wrecks Box
Super Pretendo
Lame Boy
Mostly anything Mario
90's games
Zelda and company
Smash Bros. series
Halo series
The old Sonic games
Music
Techno, rock, some rap, and action movie soundtracks.
I like techno because of it's literally infinite different sounding beats, and rock because it's just cool.
Some raps good, unless it's about hoes, drugs, and/or killing. Which means there's about 2 rap songs I like.
Movies
The new Batman's
I Am Legend
Lord of the Rings
Saw
V for Vendetta
Star Wars
Aladdin
Pirates of the Caribbean
Hook
Armageddon
The Grinch
Television
Conan O' Brian
Whose Line?
Dirty Jobs
DBZ
Kenan and Kel
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
House
The Simpson's
Invader Zim
Books
I like, of course, fantasy. But I'm picky. Except for a few, most fantasy books are too similar. They pose off Harry Potter, Lord o dah Rings, etc.
Zombie Survival Guide
Eragon
The Bible
My schools yearbooks
Artemis Fowl series
Harry Potter series
Lord of the Rings series
Halo series
Heroes
Heroes in my life:
Stephen Colbert
Fast wheelchairs
Army man Sloan
Boos and dry bones
Holden and Halie
Big school rallies
Sticky notes
Long trench coats
Kendra, my big sis
Ericka and Isis
Cool names
Heroic dames
Rats and mice
Soy sauced rice
Asian shows
Big afros
RPG's
Fancy keys
Almighty Jesus
Hershey's and Reese's
Mario and Luigi
Aladdin's genie
Pizza for lunch
Captain Crunch
Sunsets
Corvettes
Dense fog
Fluffy dogs
Hordes of treasure
Lightning weather
Ping pong
Techno songs
The stuff I write
6th grade fights
Desert plants
Comfy pants
Fast comps
Spikey thwomps
Short lines
Dead mimes
Your mom
Google.com
Slushy mixers
Computer fixers
Mac haters
The Terminator
Pogs collectors
Film projectors
Peter Pan
Yoshi fans
Mr. Clean
Carl and Sheen
Dust mites
Black lights
Hot showers
Austin Powers
Side kicks
Pixie sticks
Fat guys
American pies
Orange cats
Welcome mats
Newgrounds lovers
CD covers
Dumb friends
Smoothie blends
Master Chief
Tasty beef
Easy bleeders
My gullible readers
HOW BORED ARE YOU?
STOP READING THIS!!!
Get a job or something!
Why are you still reading?
You want to leave but you can't...
I have you trapped to read!
Won't quit eh?
Still won't?
Your persistent....
Am I really that amusing?
Oh, wait...
Yes, yes I am
In that case keep reading
About me: Everything I do is in loving memory of my sister, Kendra.
We still miss you, and always will.
¤ When I meet someone in person I can seem kinda rude and sarcastic.
¤ Yea I'm a nerd, but you'll never see me playing D&D, wearing suspenders, and/or laughing like a dying mule.
¤ Don't ask about my 2000+ friends, they're just here for the free snacks.
¤ I don't swear, cus it's annoying, don't drink, cus it tastes bad, and don't smoke, cus it smells nasty.
¤ I have what I like to call accidental memorization, and it means exactly what you think it does.
¤ I'm a smart person, but have no motivation whatsoever.
¤ I read, draw, play video games, and go on the computer, that's my weekend if there's nobody to hang with.
¤ Here's my site with a bunch of comics. My email is yoshimastar@hotmail.com, talk to me. I'm bored.
Well Ransom i dont know how many times you have to been told, i know it looks funny but put the lotion on the skin. gosh did you drive with your mom or what by your self?
HAHHA i love how your town is the bay when i think of your street the bay is the last thing that comes to mind.....anway how was your birthday? oh by the way your graduation picture look very nice. yeah my birthday is on saint patricks day, im glad you remembered.
hey cousin i missa you are you coming to joshuas birthday? i hope you are....anyway so today is somones birthday and its not you its me thanks for calling jerk....HAPPy birthday
its xboox actually. heh. economy does suck, but we don't have much of a choice between presidents either. and cali hasnt had a budget in what now? 50 days? not going to dvc?
not planning on going to college? why no job? and i thought Mario was all you needed in life. Unless u want to come over to my house and play destructive video games like Terminator 3 rise of the machines? :-D
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