Karen Carpenter
Karen Carpenter ...and the hippo was allergic to magic.

Male
32 years old
city of compton, Tokyo
Japan



Last Login: 11/13/2009
Mood: handsome Mood Image
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    Karen Carpenter's Interests
Generalmakin' stuff. design. tunes. Not having to work, so I can indulge in the aforementioned 3. Getting paid for the aforementioned 3. Misanthropy.
MusicMotorhead, Immortal, Himsa, DLR era Van Halen, Ween, Ozzy, Bowie, Pizzicato 5, Herb Alpert and the TJB, the police, Saint Etienne, Death Cab, Elliott Smith, Public enemy, Joan Jett, Willie, Waylon, and Johnny, Sloan, Big Star, Shuggie Otis, Stevie Wonder, Parliament, Otis Redding, The Baja Marimba band, YMO, The sugarcubes, The Replacements, Sergio Mendes, Yuming, the smiths, stereolab, Danny Elfman's shit, In Flames, Slayer, Neil Young, Merle Haggard, The boredoms, Champion Jack Dupree, Ennio Morricone, Guitar Wolf, Skynyrd, Prince, Unrest, Young fresh fellows, The Supremes, Mason Williams, Peanut Butter Wolf, Cheap Trick, Curtis mayfield, The tight bros from way back when, Queen, Conway Twitty, Wesley Willis, Takako Minekawa, Kahimi Karie, Shiina Ringo, Biz Markie, Kyuss, The dirtbombs, The Creation, the who, and more when I think of 'em. Plus guilty pleasures like Journey and Boston. I heart Sib Hashian's massive hair. and FOREIGNER!
Movieszombies, boobs, gags.
TelevisionFucking wonder showzen, and anything else that's wrong. And VH1 classic, because they show lots of Hall & Oates videos, thank god. Freaks and geeks. All in the family. The electric company. BARNEY MILLER. Definitely barney miller. Also, the venture brothers in a big way.
BooksBukowski, books about spies, love and rockets, eightball, and Ramona Quimby books. I keep coming back to them after all these years, because Ramona is all of us. Also, Ramona is from my neighborhood!
HeroesBill Haverchuck, Kenny Hotz, Ronald Biggs, Laika the dog, Bat Boy, Molly Milne.

     Karen Carpenter's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Fuckin' seattle
Body type:1' 3" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:gentleman of leisure

   Karen Carpenter's Schools
Art Institute Of Seattle
Seattle,Washington
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Fashion design
 

2000 to 2001
Bellingham High School
Bellingham,Washington
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: God, what a waste of time. I should have spent more time chasing skirts.
 

1991 to 1995

   Karen Carpenter's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Translator
Chinese-english and vice versa.
Gaming - Design - Writer
Localization translator, Chinese-english



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   Karen Carpenter's Blurbs
About me:
I have arms, and legs. I like to litter and support the clubbing of seals. If those things sound horrible, ask me about them, I'll probably change your mind. I like this:
Who I'd like to meet:
Misanthropes like me. bonus points for cute and sleazy brunettes. People who say "rad". People who are "rad". Also, Eddie, the mascot from iron maiden and THESE KIDS! Also, this kid. I do not want to meet bands I don't like or people I don't already know, so all you randoms who keep filling my inbox with requests can just save yourselves the effort. I already hate you.

   


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Karen Carpenter's Friends Comments
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Retroville

Retroville Santa Barbara



Jun 5 2009 10:49 PM


See what you missed at Back to the Beach in VTA. Greetings from Retroville
mattv2099

Matt Vanselow



Apr 24 2009 4:06 AM

R.I.P. Vanilli

mattv2099

Matt Vanselow



Apr 3 2009 1:35 AM

ah shit. those crips be all sorts of hard core.
gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Apr 2 2009 12:47 AM

oh man, that's gonna be a fun show...
gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Mar 19 2009 1:14 AM

!!!!!
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gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Feb 9 2009 12:50 AM

i've had quite an adventure trying to adopt a dog in brooklyn... i have stories to share...
Cheryl

Cheryl



Jan 28 2009 2:02 AM

How is it that you consistently find pictures that make me uncomfortable and creeped out? Bravo! What a beefcake!...oh no...I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
unable to process?

Robin Beatty



Dec 30 2008 5:42 PM

I live in Arkansas . . . . . wow. . . this was unexpected.
gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Dec 20 2008 6:58 PM

OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!

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Youngbeard

Dick Jones



Nov 20 2008 2:32 AM

you still translate stuff? do they pay you? it's one of things i'd like to do one day that is being pushed back years perhaps decades.
gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Nov 15 2008 4:31 AM

are YOU fitted with candeh for cutehs?

Lobo

Lobo



Nov 15 2008 1:28 AM

There's at least two maybe more.
They are pretty funny, but the fist is by far the best
gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Nov 14 2008 9:07 PM

hehe, oh right... sorry.

man, i just realized how awesome it would be if you dressed up as that hilarious dude with the nunchucks from ghost world for halloween...
Shousers!

Shousers!



Nov 12 2008 2:54 AM

I would like to have eaten tonight, also, but I CAN'T because of you talking about toenails.
Shousers!

Shousers!



Nov 11 2008 3:59 PM

You always giggle FALSELY!!!
Jessica

Jessica Hamerski



Oct 31 2008 9:47 PM

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween Graphics


Graphics for Orkut, Myspace, Friendster, Hi5
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Oct 27 2008 4:20 AM

are you the boris herring on facebook in portland, or?

or should i search all your other names too. like karen carpenter. cuz i'm afraid of what i'll find with that name....... :p
Cate Smith

Cate Smith



Oct 27 2008 4:16 AM

Lance Bass, Lacey Schwimmer
more lol celebs!
Cate Smith

Cate Smith



Oct 26 2008 1:16 AM

cat
more animals
suzamaphone

suzamaphone



Oct 22 2008 5:22 PM

Nah. I really wanted to see them, but I was exhausted after a long weekend of non-stop action. I'm sad I didn't go, but I'll live.
gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Oct 20 2008 4:26 AM

i saw leonora again this weekend! she was just sitting outside a shop as usual, blinding everyone with her lipstick. i stopped to say hi. and as i was leaving, someone else she new walked by and she was all: "hey handsome, come here!" god i love her. last time i saw her, she shook her tits at me and ask if we liked her peaches. then she pretended to stick out her tush and was like: "stick out your trash can, cus her comes the garbage man". wow. what do you think she was like when she was younger? do you think if she were 20 years younger, i'd just think she was trashy and annoying? only old people can get away with this stuff.
at what point does one cross the line between trashy and ridiculous to hilarious and awesome? once the irony sinks in and they no longer take themselves serious?
gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Oct 14 2008 3:54 AM

ah yes, my fashion doppelganger... i know how it is.
gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Oct 14 2008 1:33 AM

omg, old people fashion blog! yay!!
http://advancedstyle. blogspot. com/

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Cate Smith

Cate Smith



Oct 14 2008 12:03 AM

gram*ma*mo

gram*ma*mo



Oct 6 2008 3:08 AM

omg i almost felt my age for one night. i was sassin' it up! my childhood best friend was in town and gave a me lil makeover. and introduced me to my new friend liquid eyeliner...

did you see my photo with leonora?!? (see old blog to rejog memory...) ah man, she was as great in person as i had hoped.
i love her!
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