Cockholsters, Pere Ubu, Television, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, Cat Power, Elvis Costello, Your mom on the Banjo, Blondie, Young MC, Die Rolling Stones, Sonic Youth, DEVO, The Pixies, Polly Jean, Whatev...
My heroes are the bands on here that don't try to post their flyers as comments and the idiots who write to you "Hey you look like you have good taste in music, check out our songs , check out this band, add us to your friends, tell us you like us, etc..." Listen you pathetic little humps in need of validation and exposure- gofuckyourselves and I hope your band all dies in a strange tour bus/ van explosion.
Who I'd like to meet: ...FOR A DRINK.
Anyone who has a first name that ends in the letter "N" and first letter is a "C". eg. Crispin and Conan. I don't like names that and in "IE" eg. Jennie, Debbie, Freddie... that shit is gaAY. Names that end in a "Y" are ideal. Spencer Rice is a total douche, but if meeting him means meeting Kenny- so be it.
your wish came true, the Dirty Martinis died in a tour bus crash. they say an old lady was crossing the road and so the bus driver tried to avoid hitting her and had a head on collision with an Ice cream truck, a crowd of people showed up to check out the carnage and free ice cream was passed out to everyone, it was fun.
