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Michelle Collins

			"The Hardest Working Girl in Ho Biz" Female 26 years old NEW YORK, New York United States Last Login: 7/6/2008

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MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/youcantmakeitup

Michelle Collins's Comedian Bio

Bio

Television

VH1's Best Week Ever

VH1: All Access Presents: So Jewtastic

VH1:20 Greatest Celebreality Moments

VH1: 40 Wackiest Fashions of 2005

The Al Franken Show (Sundance Channel)

MTV U

Eurovision

Radio

The Al Franken Show (Air America)

BBC World Service

The Michael Medved Show (Syndicated)

RawDog Comedy (Sirius Satellite Radio)

The Derek and Romaine Show (Sirius Satellite Radio)

K-ROCK LA

Livewire WAXY 790 AM (Miami) (Co-Host)

Web

Best Week Ever (http://www.bestweekever.tv) - Full time blogger!

You Cant Make It Up (www.youcantmakeitup.org) - Nominated for 2006 Bloggie Award - Most Humorous Blog - Winner of 2005 Urb Award Sponsored by Gridskipper.com - Featured in The NY Times, NY Daily News, Time Out NY, and Entertainment Weekly

Votergasm.org (www.votergasm.org) (2004) - Spokeswoman and Director of humorous voting initiative- Press coverage in Jane Magazine, WaPo, L.A. Times, Rush Limbaugh, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Times of London, CNN, MSNBC, Salon.com, Chicago Trib, Nerve.com, and The Times of India

The Huffington Post (www.huffingtonpost.com) - News Editor

Winner of AOL/Dennis Miller Write a Rant Contest (2001)

Stand Up Comedy

CBS Presents The Other Talent Show - Host

Passover at The Pitkins!: Seder at Mo Pitkins - Host

I Heart Internet: Comedy at The Apple Store, Soho

LVHRD Mic Fight! Emcee

Bar Mitzvah Disco! Live at The Slipper Room - Singer

Amend.org Presents Rene Risque and Guests at Joe's Pub - Performer

The 2006 NYC Beard and Moustache Championship - Singer/Lyricist of theme song "There He Is, Mr. Facial Hair"

Regular Performances at:

Rififi/Cinema Classics, Mo Pitkins, P.S. 122, Galapagos, Boston Comedy Club, Ars Nova, Various Bars/Venues in NYC

Education

Barnard College, Columbia University (1998-2002)

Columbia Universitys 108th Annual Varsity Show (2002)- Writer

Six Milks - Columbia's Improv Group

Miscellany

Featured extra in Music & Lyrics co-starring Hugh Grant

Crowned as Heeb Magazines 100 Jews to Watch 2005

Website

youcantmakeitup.org

Michelle Collins's Interests

General	Al Jolson, small animal teeth.
Music	Extreme's "More Than Words."
Movies	T3, Amadeus, True Romance, Wes & Woody, Empire of the Sun, Wedding Crashers, The Boy in the Plastic Bubble, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Goodfellas, Casino, The Celebration, The Dinner Game, Munich, Kill Bill V2, Tatie Danielle, Johnny Stecchino, Total Recall, Guys & Dolls, and Safety Last!
Television	Little Britain, Project Runway, Nighty Night, The Amazing Race, Car 54 Where Are You?, Mr. Ed, Heat Vision & Jack, The Golden Girls, Breed All About It, That's My Baby, I Birthed a Turd, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Perfect Strangers, The Patty Duke Show, Strangers w/ Candy.... I just read my entire profile "likes" and am humiliated with how seriously I took it.
Books	The Unauthorized Biography of Ralph Fiennes & Ventriloquism for Dummies
Heroes	Bonnie Tyler

Michelle Collins's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Aventura, Florida
Religion:	Jewish
Zodiac Sign:	Cancer
Education:	College graduate
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

Michelle Collins's Schools

Barnard College
New York,New York
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Art History
Clubs: Six Milks (Improv), Columbia University's 108th Annual Varsity Show

1998 to 2002

Michelle Collins's Networking

Dance - Production - Choreographer

Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer

Modeling - Model - Parts Model

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Michelle Collins's Blurbs

About me:

Best Week Ever!

You Can't Make It Up

Comedian Endorsed By the NY Post's Page Six!

I seriously can't get enough of me, and neither can Britney.

Who I'd like to meet:

My Hero.

Peter Gallagher and/or Gallagher.

Michelle Collins's Friend Space (Top 16)

Michelle Collins has 1379 friends.

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G.C.

i know my first name is colleen

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Nick Stevens, Man-Child

Becca

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Peter

Gabe and Jenny

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Sneaky Pete	Jun 28 2008 4:36 PM Can't wait for our wedding nite! oh btw. you WILL be converting to Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster before you enter the family
[Ash][Hole]	Jun 27 2008 12:03 AM Ok! do you know how excited me and my boyfriend got to see you on Red Eye right nowwwwwwwww!!!!!!! lol. Im sorry! we just love Michelle Collins! a bunch. and you should have your own show! AAAAA OOOOO WHERE MY GIRLSSSS ATTT!??
[Ash][Hole]	May 21 2008 12:45 PM Saw you on Red Eye the other night/morning... i love the show, but YOU make it way better! u are HILARIOUS lol. You should always be on the show.
Grant	May 20 2008 3:31 PM hey, so i have a very rich/ strong fetish and have more than you can ever make..heeeyooohhh lol jk hows it goin?
Beat the Client	May 20 2008 6:49 PM After Tom, You're absolutely my favorite Collins, Michelle! THANK YOU FOR THE ADD! A.P.T. /NYC
Brian	Feb 15 2008 11:59 AM I'm a day late, but I still mean it. moar humorous pics
Geoffrey	Feb 12 2008 10:24 PM Great job covering the Dog Show! I went 2 years ago, and I was blown away by all the high comedy going on backstage. "Best In Show" is NOT an exaggeration, by any means.
DOG AND PONY SHOW	Jan 26 2008 1:30 AM BEST. PERSON. EVER... -DAPS
Aly	Jan 14 2008 9:38 PM Yo, how was Miami? Are you back?
Geoffrey	Nov 22 2007 9:09 PM Hope you had as good a holiday as these two, Michelle
r i f i f i comedy series	Nov 14 2007 10:07 AM that video clocks in at 24 ftpm (facial ticks per minute)
Kelly	Nov 7 2007 8:02 PM funniest gal in sho biznus!
r i f i f i comedy series	Nov 7 2007 6:11 AM
Uri	Nov 3 2007 9:45 AM wowzer you aint even going to believe this...i tried this offer to get a REAL desginer bag from Coach totally FREE and it truly came in the mail!! since i KNOW its not a hoax now, i'm gunna go back real quick and grab more to send out as a present..you really ought to go get one or two as well MWAHAH! isnt the one i received awesome? you can click this or click the picture above this to snag yours
Mark	Oct 26 2007 9:45 AM Thx for the add
The Godfather	Sep 26 2007 6:08 PM OMG. You're my idol!
Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI	Sep 13 2007 6:59 PM hey whats up. don't forget to buy cheap vodka and use a brita filter x 3. viva miami
Katina	Sep 13 2007 1:45 PM I feel bad. Bonzo fell out of bed last night.
Phillip	Sep 1 2007 9:43 PM Hello Michelle! Thanks for the add! Keep up the Comedy! Phil in NashVegas
si	Aug 30 2007 1:39 PM you're a princess. (i haven't figured out how to work the sparkley's yet)
si	Aug 30 2007 1:36 PM you're a princess.
Brian	Aug 29 2007 1:15 PM
i know my first name is colleen	Aug 22 2007 6:45 AM myspace said wednesday!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Geoffrey	Aug 20 2007 10:06 AM I wish I could make it to your show on Tuesday night, but I think I'm gonna be tied up with an event in Boston tomorrow night. Rats! There will be many more evenings with you in the future, though, right? Please break a leg and a random guest's clavicle for me.
Aly	Aug 16 2007 8:48 AM Yo - you still down for the game tonight? Provided it doesn't rain.
Terry	Aug 14 2007 4:14 PM Hi Michelle, Thanx for the add.. Love you on Red Eye, cant wait till the next time you're on. Hugz-n-kisses!!!
Sara Jo	Aug 13 2007 9:29 AM It twas, as always such a pleasure to see you. And you looked SMOKING madames.
Katina	Aug 12 2007 6:59 PM I mean...it was ALL bacon and cheese...hardly ANY potato....
ANN CARR	Jul 30 2007 7:30 AM Dear Precious, How's the boo-boo? You feel all better? Thanks for liquorin' me up. Let me know when I can nurse your wounds an mooch free drinks off of you again.
Dustin	Jul 13 2007 1:28 PM Hey, I hope I see you tonight....on TV. No I'm not stalking you...yet. You rock!
Jon Friedman	Jul 12 2007 4:04 PM Michelle "Happy Birthday" Collins (is what I always call you)
Aly	Jul 10 2007 8:27 PM Happy Birthday!!! See ya on Thurs.
Eliza	Jul 9 2007 11:59 PM Happy b-day keep up the good work at BWE!
sarah	Jul 9 2007 10:23 PM Happy Birthday!!!!!
Kim	Jul 9 2007 6:35 PM Happy birthday!
Claudia	Jul 9 2007 1:24 PM happy birthday michelle! i wish i could get this japanese dog circus act to perform at your party!
Magik-al Chi-Sox	Jul 9 2007 11:18 AM happy birthday!!!
JasonfreakinBang	Jul 9 2007 11:00 AM Happy birthday Michelle! The next time that you come to San Diego, my wife and I will take you out to the best Mexican food place in town. Don't worry, they're like Puerto Ricans without the big hats - all warm and cuddly!!
TABLOID LOVE	Jul 9 2007 6:58 AM happy birthday, girl! cheers!
Chris S.

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