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  • KR

  • 18 / Female
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About me:

I'm an obnoxious pessimist with a heart of gold. I procrastinate and fall in love with unattainable people. I've seen 89 bands live and I can eat an entire sleeve of crackers in one sitting. My family (and my internet friends)calls me Kels, but if you try, I'll probably hate you. Stick to Kelsey. I'm known as Keens to my Yack; if you don't know what that means, you're better off. I can whip up A+ papers like nobody's business. I love nerd rap and checkered clothing. I'm a feminist. I dress like a teenage boy from the 1950s: Flannel, t-shirts, wifebeaters, Dickies, Converse. All that jazz. I'm a big queer with hetero-tendencies. I'm a vegetarian. I love musicals and death metal. Choir is super-important to me. I'll be 18 when I get my license. I talk to my cats like they're babies and curse at stupid people on Cash Cab. I'm terrified of moths and the ocean. I laugh in the face of social norms/gender rules.

But you fucking love me.

Who I'd like to meet:

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Interests

  • Music

    At the moment:
    -AFI
    -The Black Dahlia Murder
    -Whitechapel
    -In the Face of War
    -The Gaslight Anthem
    -Alkaline Trio
    -Sublime
    -Chiodos
    -Big D and the Kids Table
    -Against Me!
    -Say Anything

  • Movies

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
    ...But I'm a Cheerleader!
    Rocky Horror Picture Show
    A Home at the End of the World
    Brokeback Mountain
    Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
    Saving Silverman
    A Knight's Tale
    Three to Tango
    Foxfire
    Clerks
    Clerks II
    Dogma
    MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!
    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
    An Evening with Kevin Smith
    An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder
    Catch and Release
    I Heard a Voice
    Corpses
    Evil Dead
    Chasing Amy
    Knocked Up
    Juno
    The Dark Knight
    Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    Pineapple Express
    The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love

  • Television

    Friends
    Arrested Development
    The Angry Beavers
    Law and Order: SVU
    Old SNL
    Invader Zim
    Aqua Teen Hunger Force
    The Simpsons
    The Colbert Report
    The Daily Show
    Metalocalypse
    GILMORE GIRLS, OMG.
    The Office
    30 Rock

  • Books

    Harry Potter
    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
    The Rum Diary
    Hell's Angels
    The Real Bettie Page
    Tithe
    Mistral's Kiss
    The Kitchen Readings
    My Boring-Ass Life
    Silent Bob Speaks
    Into the Wild

  • Heroes



    See this bitch right hurr? That be my hetero-lifemate, Keens. Fuck with her and I will shove my foot so far up your bitchass that you'll taste the gum on the bottom of my shoe.

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