Matt Lappin
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33 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 4/9/2009
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    Matt Lappin's Interests
GeneralWriting, Playing Music, Keeping reality at a distance, laughing, grilling meats in the sunshine, playing candy land with sushi, seeing souls in people's eyes, and turning the music up louder than the voices in my head on occasion
MusicBeatles, Radiohead, The Kinks, Elliot Smith, The Roots, Biggie, Chemical Brothers, Oasis, Tom Waits, Matthew Sweet, Harry Nillson, The Libertines, Iggy Pop, John Lennon, Soundgarden, The Beta Band, Mr. Bungle, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, NIN, Led Zeppelin, Coldplay, Beck, Delano Grove, Egon Strangler, Rage Against the Machine
MoviesGoodfellas, The Big Lebowski, Contact, The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python and The Life of Brian, Time Bandits, The Fisher King, Brazil, Popeye, Batman, Jacob's Ladder, Young Frankenstein, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Miller's Crossing, Total Recall, The Running Man
TelevisionThe Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, the Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Chapelle Show, Mr Show, South Park. Also, 24hr News (non-fuckin stop), BBC, PBS, Conan OBrien, but mostly TV programming is fuckin horrendous
BooksThe Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Catcher in the Rye, anything Joseph Campbell, anything Carl Sagan, Slaughterhouse 5, and I like reading bathroom walls.
HeroesJohn Lennon, Martin Luther King, Lenny Bruce, My parents, Thomas Jefferson, Bill Hicks, Ghandi, and Jesus if the Book of Thomas is right

     Matt Lappin's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Monroe New York
Body type:5' 5"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Producer / Writer

   Matt Lappin's Networking
Television - Music - Lyrics


   Matt Lappin's Companies
Comedy Central
New York, New York US
Segment Producer
The Colbert Report

since Novemeber 05
Comedy Central
New York, New York US
Writer
Strangers with Candy

1998-2000
Comedy Central
New York, New York US
Script Supervisor
Crank Yankers

2001-2003



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   Matt Lappin's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a sidewinding, free floating, slap happy, flim flam, with a chip on my shoulder and a delicious spinach dip on the other. I'm a straight talker, a crooked thinker, and a kindred spirit. I don't belong to any clubs, guilds, sewing circles, book clubs, or family councils.

I don't send many greeting cards, I think pharmaceutical companies are one of the greatest evils on earth, and I don't believe you can change a world from behind a computer. I fear and marvel at the youth, try to listen carefully to the elderly, and desperately want to tell at least one person in every room to shut the fuck up.

I don't think I will ever eat enough cheese, I don't think I will ever stop thinking farts or people falling down are funny, and I think 2 girls and 1 cup is fake. No one shits like that. I hope beyond hope that this next election changes this countries course, and I once just once, I wanna see Rupert Murdoch in Fallujah wearing a "Allah is Gay" tee shirt.

I love my family, my girlfriend, and my apartment. I'm so lucky, and often don't know it. Sometimes I just wanna take care of chimps for a living. (Quick update as of January 5th: I am not as lucky as I thought, but still luckier than others. I no longer want to take care of chimps either. I'd like them to take care of me.) < Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Who I'd like to meet:
People with space ships. Stephen Hawking says we are gonna need to get off this planet. Just being practical.

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Matt Lappin's Friends Comments
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CallMeKatDaddy





May 1 2009 7:42 PM

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CallMeKatDaddy





Nov 2 2008 3:41 PM

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Well, Are You?
Jennifer Warren





Oct 14 2008 4:07 PM

Matt, happy birthday!!! (just following suit) how the hell are you? freaky as ever, I see what with that tattoo.
I have blue hair now. i am in London england. it smells like poo.
Dazed & Confused





Sep 5 2008 5:29 PM

H to the A to the P-P-Y
B to the Day...MATT!

hope my cheesy cheer qualifies as an amazing bday wish :)
Julie





Sep 5 2008 4:54 PM

Happy Birthday Matt! Going to your bro's on Sunday to watch the jets game. Hope to see you there! have a great day.
Michael Andrew





Sep 5 2008 1:50 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
kelly heresy





Sep 4 2008 2:15 AM

Come to my BIRTHDAY Old School NYC AFTER HOURS PARTY!!!
email kelly.heresy@gmail.com for guestlist and info!!!

APOCRYPHON presents

THE AFTERHOURS PARTY
@
FR. OG
71 Spring btw. Crosby/Lafayette
www. frognyc. com

Sunday Sept. 7th 4am - 12noon

Lineup:
Doug Galorenzo (System Audible - NYC)
Nathanial Jay (Halcyon - NYC)
with special guest:
Big Bully (Get Physical/Tuning Spork/Mineral Musica - Brooklyn, NY)

Hosted by Kara Dake
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CallMeKatDaddy





Sep 1 2008 11:46 PM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BRUTHUH !!!
Kelly





Jul 3 2008 2:22 AM

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BootLipMagee





May 18 2008 4:46 AM

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May 15 2008 5:32 AM

Mathias,

Join me for bottle service Friday Night @ Lotus!
Say "kelly's list" for comp admission, find my table for free liquor.
Bring your friends!

going. com/051608

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Snowball37





Apr 18 2008 8:08 AM

Come see Lez Zeppelin... Oh, we're also playing so if you need tickets, let us know... It'll save you those pesky ticketmaster charges.
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The Rubber Jerusalem Experiment





Mar 20 2008 2:09 PM

The Rubber Jerusalem Experiment





Mar 20 2008 7:12 AM

sean





Mar 14 2008 5:45 AM

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CASPER





Mar 6 2008 4:50 AM

funny i should find you on here now..i was watching strangers with candy yesterday :)

anyway how have you been, man?
BootLipMagee





Feb 26 2008 4:01 AM

CallMeKatDaddy





Feb 22 2008 6:22 PM

Darth Vader
kelly heresy





Feb 20 2008 1:32 AM

Come to this cool event!
www. going. com/bigwhoop

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CallMeKatDaddy





Feb 14 2008 6:19 PM

valentine
BootLipMagee





Feb 2 2008 11:01 PM

Rob Cantrell





Jan 29 2008 8:26 PM

Corduroy Girl





Jan 29 2008 5:11 AM

If you're working tomorrow, I might see you!
Snowball37





Jan 25 2008 5:42 AM

If you're free Feb. 9th you should come to our show... please.
CallMeKatDaddy





Jan 15 2008 4:25 PM

Taking Care Of CHIMPS??? WTF???
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