Matt Lappin
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"More like Cry Space"
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32 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login:7/18/2008
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Matt Lappin's Interests
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| General | Writing, Playing Music, Keeping reality at a distance, laughing, grilling meats in the sunshine, playing candy land with sushi, seeing souls in people's eyes, and turning the music up louder than the voices in my head on occasion
 
 | | Music | Beatles, Radiohead, The Kinks, Elliot Smith, The Roots, Biggie, Chemical Brothers, Oasis, Tom Waits, Matthew Sweet, Harry Nillson, The Libertines, Iggy Pop, John Lennon, Soundgarden, The Beta Band, Mr. Bungle, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, NIN, Led Zeppelin, Coldplay, Beck, Delano Grove, Egon Strangler, Rage Against the Machine | | Movies | Goodfellas, The Big Lebowski, Contact, The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python and The Life of Brian, Time Bandits, The Fisher King, Brazil, Popeye, Batman, Jacob's Ladder, Young Frankenstein, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Miller's Crossing, Total Recall, The Running Man | | Television | The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, the Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Chapelle Show, Mr Show, South Park. Also, 24hr News (non-fuckin stop), BBC, PBS, Conan OBrien, but mostly TV programming is fuckin horrendous | | Books | The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Catcher in the Rye, anything Joseph Campbell, anything Carl Sagan, Slaughterhouse 5, and I like reading bathroom walls. | | Heroes | John Lennon, Martin Luther King, Lenny Bruce, My parents, Thomas Jefferson, Bill Hicks, Ghandi, and Jesus if the Book of Thomas is right |
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Matt Lappin's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Monroe New York | | Body type: | 5' 5" | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Producer / Writer |
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Matt Lappin's Companies
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Comedy Central
New York, New York US
Segment Producer
The Colbert Report
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since Novemeber 05
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Comedy Central
New York, New York US
Writer
Strangers with Candy
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1998-2000
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Comedy Central
New York, New York US
Script Supervisor
Crank Yankers
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2001-2003
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About me:
I'm a sidewinding, free floating, slap happy, flim flam, with a chip on my shoulder and a delicious spinach dip on the other. I'm a straight talker, a crooked thinker, and a kindred spirit. I don't belong to any clubs, guilds, sewing circles, book clubs, or family councils.
I don't send many greeting cards, I think pharmaceutical companies are one of the greatest evils on earth, and I don't believe you can change a world from behind a computer. I fear and marvel at the youth, try to listen carefully to the elderly, and desperately want to tell at least one person in every room to shut the fuck up.
I don't think I will ever eat enough cheese, I don't think I will ever stop thinking farts or people falling down are funny, and I think 2 girls and 1 cup is fake. No one shits like that. I hope beyond hope that this next election changes this countries course, and I once just once, I wanna see Rupert Murdoch in Fallujah wearing a "Allah is Gay" tee shirt.
I love my family, my girlfriend, and my apartment. I'm so lucky, and often don't know it. Sometimes I just wanna take care of chimps for a living. (Quick update as of January 5th: I am not as lucky as I thought, but still luckier than others. I no longer want to take care of chimps either. I'd like them to take care of me.)
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Who I'd like to meet:
People with space ships. Stephen Hawking says we are gonna need to get off this planet. Just being practical.
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