Joe and Mary's Other Son
"...it's like unicorns had a rainbow colored orgy in a bowl of Lucky Charms."

Male
25 years old
ANGLETON, Texas
United States



Last Login: 11/13/2008
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    Joe and Mary's Other Son's Interests
Music

Movieshttp://www.flixster.com/user/dontblamemeijustwatchthem-Almost every movie I've ever seen.
TelevisionI honestly don't watch a lot of TV anymore, but when I do it's usually the following: Jeopardy, Family Guy, Futurama, George Lopez, Made, VH1, Teen Titans, Married with Children, King of the Hill, Simpsons reruns
BooksIf Chins Could Kill and Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way by Bruce Campbell; Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty and When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops? by George Carlin; Why You Crying? by George Lopez
HeroesMr. T, Spider-Man, Batman, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Mighty Mutanimals, He-Man, The Thundercats, The Toxic Avenger, Powdered Toast Man, Captain Planet, The Teen Titans, The Super Mario Bros., Bruce Campbell, The Dwarf from Golden Axe, Rambo, The Ghostbusters, Simon Belmont, Captain N, Silent Bob, Pimple from Battletoads, Ryu Hayabusa, Hong Kong Phooey, The Dinosaucers, Gizmoduck, DangerMouse, DynoMutt, Gizmo, Earthworm Jim, Inspector Gadget, The Goonies, Blankman, The Mystery Men, Zack the Black Ranger, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Suckerman, Really Really Big Man, Artie The Strongest Man...In The World, Pee-Wee Herman

     Joe and Mary's Other Son's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Angleton
Body type:5' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Wal-Mart Overnight Cashier

   Joe and Mary's Other Son's Schools
Angleton H S
Angleton,Texas
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002

   Joe and Mary's Other Son's Companies
Wal-Mart
Angleton, TX US





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Marcus D





Oct 31 2008 2:35 AM

soooo what r u gonna do tmo?
Darryl





Oct 28 2008 4:48 PM

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Hey Chris Jasso: Hamster Eater, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


I just bought you again beeeyotch!!!!

Josh





Oct 13 2008 1:45 AM


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Happy Belated Birthday!
VJ





Oct 10 2008 1:50 AM

Happy Birthday!!!!That away to make it bounce back at ya.....LOL.
Chacho





Oct 10 2008 1:04 AM

happy birthday chris! hope its a good one!
Marcus D





Oct 9 2008 6:24 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Brittany





Oct 1 2008 11:00 AM

I thought you might like this.


happy halloween by *enolianslave on deviantART
m a e .





Sep 19 2008 7:39 PM

thank you :)
Marcus D





Sep 8 2008 7:20 PM

" I think Rumer Willis is crossing her tater fingers, hoping Asshole pops out two babies. That's going to double her chances that a bigger tater head than her will exist on earth. "

talking about ashlee simpsons babies BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marcus D





Sep 5 2008 2:44 PM

thats f-ed up.
but funny as always

"WANNA DRAG?!??!?"
Matthew





Sep 1 2008 5:02 PM

yea my dad got it on film but he dont want me to put it on youtube cuz he think ima get in trouble
Matthew





Sep 1 2008 4:34 PM

chris did u hear bout my game?
Marcus D





Aug 31 2008 4:38 PM

chris. sailor moon theme song?

really?!
lmao
m a e .





Aug 29 2008 12:59 PM

pets smart.
Manda





Aug 27 2008 4:54 PM

you are so not right poor martha
Manda





Aug 27 2008 4:51 PM

that little mermaid thing was super fucked up! lmao! i cant laugh like i want to cuz im in the fucking library!
Marcus D





Aug 27 2008 2:50 AM

not yet chris!!! but we have a "rowdy" bash on thursday soo who knows ;]
Marcus D





Aug 25 2008 8:59 PM

o lol have u watched it yet?
Marcus D





Aug 25 2008 8:54 PM

just saw the picture! how did u get it?
Marcus D





Aug 25 2008 8:49 PM

what do you have?
Marcus D





Aug 25 2008 2:02 AM

JOSE LUIS AT WAL MART!!! omfg! that is one of the funniest things i have heard in awhile.
you know he should have went to HEB!!!! haha i would have gone for sure though
My Heart Belongs To Amy





Aug 23 2008 10:13 PM

yo chris. I got to see Jose Luis. Took a picture with him and got a t shirt. Of course i got his autograph. It was awesome. Ill put the picture on myspace.
Brittany





Aug 23 2008 2:22 PM

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Brittany





Aug 23 2008 2:06 PM

ROFL that was so nasty but funny.
what would ever make you think to do that?
Darryl





Aug 22 2008 11:08 PM

Ok...so Chris...that was funny, but also disturbing...I mean you can do better than a hamster buddy...they're women out there....real live women...you've seen them....,LOL...I"m busing your balls, but seriously dude..do like Adam does...go the corner every night...work it big man...work it...you have it in you...if Adam can do it then so can you. You too can have phenomenal HOOKER powers like Adam...I'm sure he'll take you under his wing and show you the ropes on Hookering it up late at night..and hell I've seen him out there in the day time...that aint pretty though...so dark is best for more customers......Is any of this making sense? NO? Well it should because theres money in it..just ask Adam...ASK HIM....He is a money making machine....you can be too...NOW GET OUT THERE AND BE SOMEBODY!!!!!!
Chacho





Aug 21 2008 10:47 PM

speechless...just speechless ;)
Matthew





Aug 21 2008 3:38 PM

chris LMAO at the pic comment u left my bro bout sadie
SO TRU!!!!!
*~♥FRANK & CARMEN♥~*





Aug 21 2008 1:56 PM

You are soooooo lucky Martha didn't go down your throat!! I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING - COCHINO!!!!!
Manda





Aug 9 2008 1:17 PM



I still think it is a little different at the very end of the dee dee do dos but yeah
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Aug 5 2008 2:25 AM

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Jul 25 2008 6:18 PM

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Matthew