Jim
Jim All your space are belong to us.

Male
25 years old
Brisbane, QLD
Australia



Last Login: 12/9/2007
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    Jim's Interests
GeneralUnderground lairs, Stalin impersonations, telling moral parables in the medium of cake decoration, building up an immunity to various toxins...
MusicThe rustle of newspapers which people are merely pretending to read in waiting rooms, the echoes of the footsteps of someone leaving forever, the horrible silence that follows a social indiscretion, the clamour of glass being broken in anger or despair, Greensleeves - the melody of icecream and the men of questionable character who deliver it in their amazing, self-propelled carriages.
MoviesMoving pictures? How absurd.
TelevisionThe Simpsons.
BooksYes they are rather good and I enjoy them much.
HeroesBatman mainly... Diogenes of Sinope.

     Jim's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 4" / Average
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Itinerant sidekick and amateur exorcist.
Income:Less than $30,000



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Jim was born under the sea in 366BC. Though he stood to inherit a submarine kingdom of incomparable splendour, the young prince could not suppress his forbidden obsession with the alto-sax. Giving up everything he stood to inherit, Jim struck a secret pact with a Level 12 Mage to become a creature of the land where he could pursue his modest dream of bringing the alto-sax to the country music scene. Needless to say his career was an unmitigated disaster, and his one and only album is more reviled than Brokeback Mountain in Cheyenne, Nebraska (where incidentally he is under a 'Shoot on Sight' edict by the local municipality). A broken man, Jim roamed the badlands of America during the hard Reagan years of the 1980's, siring dozens of illegitimate children and slaying dragons. He currently resides in Istanbul as a result of an incredibly interesting adventure which is too lengthy to detail here... Mum, this one's for you!
Who I'd like to meet:
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   Jim's Friend Space (Top 2)
Jim has 20 friends.
 Catie. 


 Tom "R" 





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Lily

Lily



Feb 19 2009 5:04 AM

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Catie.

Catie.



Apr 9 2008 10:29 AM

Come home...






I miss you...
Catie.

Catie.



Dec 9 2007 10:57 PM

well brother...


For the short time when EVERY OTHER MEMBER OF MY FAMILY IS IN A FORIEGN COUNTRY...

Lani will be living here as will Abby...

And Lani has dibs on your room hahahahhaha....


But its goood to know you're alive...

Maybe you should turn your phone on...

DAD NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAADDDDD

hahaha love you big man...
Miss you like Johnny misses Kirrabilly.

Xx
Catie.

Catie.



Nov 13 2007 11:27 AM

oi bru.

got schoolies in 4 days.

Woot.

Missing you.
Xx
Lily

Lily



Oct 23 2007 8:35 AM

jimm this trouble in turkey disturbs me, i hope you and your ninja powers are sweet
xx
Tom "R"

Tom "R"



Aug 25 2007 4:32 AM

Jim, I'm getting a facebook so like chill you pussy eating cocksucker motherfucker.

PS. You're only cut cause my song is gold. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

PPS. I never pretended it was a "beard". I am trying to get through the whole year since you left without getting mum to get me new razors. Haven't got new imperial leather either. Take that water crisis!
Catie.

Catie.



Aug 24 2007 11:55 AM

no jim,
never...because once i get face book ill have to look after that, as well as my myspace, bebo and other such personal blogs.

whats news from your neck of the woods?
xx
Catie.

Catie.



Aug 24 2007 11:49 AM

pretty sure u made me cry yesturday!

DAMN YOU!

NO!! I will not get face book it is lame! I am above it! GOSH!

nothing is happening im totally nearly finished school! QCS is in less then 2 weeks oh shit!

Missing you times a billion
xx
Catie.

Catie.



Aug 21 2007 9:27 PM

i've already gotten 1 of these in the mail 500 buck GC TO MAC.Ys and plan on ordering more while this is still going on. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ENTER YOUR EMAIL AND SHIPPING INFO.. then the trick is to click yes on one of the offers and close your browser./ It takes about 45 seconds. COPY/PASTE LINK BELOW

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee131/ironsoldierpk/blah.swf
basak

basak



Jul 29 2007 8:43 AM

Happy Birthday my cute darling=)
love you at all =)
Marty

Marty Jones



Jul 27 2007 11:04 AM

According to myspace its your birthday soon.. happy birthday!

have you decided what you are gonna buy me from turkistan yet?
Andong

Andong



Jul 26 2007 12:26 PM

happy mutha funkin birthday, to ou and alex!
Tom "R"

Tom "R"



Jul 20 2007 7:32 AM

Jimbo, nice skiing skillz.

Just remember, don't Pizza when you're supposed to french fry. If you do, you're gonna have a bad time.
Caitlin

Caitlin



Jul 14 2007 11:42 AM

So I drive now.
In a car.
By myself.
Legally.
It's pretty cool.
Andong

Andong



Jul 13 2007 8:06 PM

I can't believe you're going at the beginning of August!! I'm going on the 'til the 29th, I'ma JUST miss you!
Catie.

Catie.



Jul 11 2007 8:20 AM

you're a fag!

lol

I'm effing funny!
anwyay nothing im still on holidays
Caitlin is next to me she is also a fag....n pinged off the walls...lol :S
im bored going to go see harry potter :D:D:D:D:D

hehehe

how r u?
xx.
Catie.

Catie.



Jul 9 2007 10:24 AM

were are all my comments/emails woman!!
Catie.

Catie.



Jun 17 2007 6:16 AM

JIM!!

dad said he called u but it didnt work!!

so now u have to come on msn n talk to me!!

or else...i'll maz out
Catie.

Catie.



Jun 17 2007 5:59 AM

no way man!!!!

you can say that if u like but whether or not you're going to have a fit is irrelevant!!!

lol
Catie.

Catie.



Jun 17 2007 5:57 AM

dude get on msn...i know your can!!
Catie.

Catie.



Jun 14 2007 12:01 PM

hey big brother!

i miss you, when are you going to call/comment??

missing you!

love you.xx
Hello UK Kitty

sera gordon



Jun 11 2007 2:13 AM

Jim whatever you do - do not forget to feed the cats.
Tom "R"

Tom "R"



Jun 4 2007 8:45 AM

Polarity is for mad-dawgs. For Shiz Jimmy Jump.
Caitlin

Caitlin



Jun 3 2007 12:47 PM

When will you realise that the Olsens are the greatest heroes to ever have. You're just jeal.

Totally got my driving test in the morn. Quite scared. We went to the Normanby tonight but I couldn't drink, neither could Tom cause he was driving. So, that was lame.
I told you I'd have my license by the time you got back. Unless I fail tomorrow..
Lily

Lily



Jun 3 2007 11:27 AM

right, just ignore my question
more of a statement than anything but you ignored
also, you're more than a little weird
and that applies to your bro
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