This rickety rollercoaster of sketches, film, party games and dancin’ features a crack pot team of imaginary celebrity has-beens putting on the shittiest show in town!

This month expect all the fun of the great British holiday camp as our resident superstars get knee deep in working class frolics… expect BBQ stripteases, synchronised swim suicides, paedos in speedos and poems from the calypso caravan

This is a fancy dress event, so roll up your trouser legs, don a handkerchief hat or slip into some cruise-ship couture. Think tans-from-cans, ill-fitting bikinis, lobsters on lilos and arseholes with parasols.
Book your boarding passes now, grab your bucket and spade and head on down! Oh, and prepare to call in sick the next day - our ice-cream cornet eating competition and poolside party games will keep you drinkin’ til dawn…