Third Class : The alternative. The third dimension. The place where facebook profile pics initially weren’t meant to be spawned - has just dug another hole!
You Must Be This High To Ride is the Saturday night Chinese take-out menu in old Melbourne town. This new bang it till they kick you out-why do my friends seem tone deaf?-too much spumante ruptures my spleen-struth I love fluero tekno in a cardboard box- party will be serving up the best of Melbourne’s seedy indie underbelly, proudly flashing residents: Cheapdate, Askew (Honkytonks) Damn Arms DJs, Megawuoti, Tranter (Gameboy/Gamegirl), Herbie and the do-it-all handy man of Melbourne electro rock, Jean Pierre.
Not only will Saturdays at 3rd Class be the original place to get the real goon in a bag but also will sport the most anti-parental lock dating service in town, your crew will get home knowing you were thrown on the hot wok!
YOU MUST BE THIS HIGH TO RIDE (dwarves welcome)
$15 on door, $10 if you know a promoter (guestlist baby)
10pm til late – Duckboard Place CBD
Every Saturday @ Third Class
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