xoValeriexo
Valerie Bryant
Valerie Bryant You wouldn't give a crippled crab a crutch.

Female
23 years old
Stockton, California
United States



Last Login: 12/23/2009
Mood: Woo! Mood Image
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    xoValeriexo's Interests
GeneralALL Animals.
Hearts.
Tattoos.
Crafts.
Sincerity.
Comedians:

David Cross.
Ricky Gervais.
Michael Ian Black.
Louis CK.
Maria Bamford.
Patton Oswalt.
Jim Gaffigan.
Zack Galifianakis.
Todd Glass.
Michael Showalter.
Dane Cook.
Daniel Tosh.
Dave Chappelle.
Sarah Silverman.
Stephen Lynch.
Kevin Nealon.
Sean Cullen.
Music
Elliott Smith.
Ben Kweller.
The Beach Boys.
The Cardigans.
AFI.

Fiona Apple.
My Chemical Romance.
Silverchair.
Tegan and Sara.
The Distillers.
Third Eye Blind.
Podcasts:
Comedy and Everything Else with Todd Glass, Jimmy Dore, and Stefane Zamorano.
I Love Movies with Doug Benson.
The Ricky Gervais Podcast.
Never Not Funny with Jimmy Pardo.
MoviesCloser.
Dumb and Dumber.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Brokeback Mountain.
There Will Be Blood.
Garden State.
Ghost World.
Good Will Hunting.

Welcome to the Dollhouse.
Television
Home Movies.

Tom Goes to the Mayor.
Arrested Development.
Stella.
Flight of the Conchords.
The Office.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Project Runway, Top Design, Top Chef, Shear Genius, The Mole, Big Brother. The list goes on and on.
BooksThe Diary of Anne Frank.

Ghost World.
I love books about the holocaust, and books written by doctors about doctors. I'm into nonfiction, most of the time.
Heroes
Groups: [adult swim]The Official Walter and Perry Group!Home Movies - Brendon Smallbiggest loser

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     xoValeriexo's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Stockton, Ca
Body type:5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Occupation:Military Wife.

   xoValeriexo's Schools
California State University-Stanislaus
Turlock,CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
 
Current Courses:

2008 to Present
San Joaquin Delta College
Stockton,CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Liberal Arts and Sciences, Natural Sciences, and Interdisciplinary Studies: Mathematics and Science
 

2002 to 2008

   xoValeriexo's Companies
Target
Stockton, Ca US
Cashier
Bitchin'

June 2005 - August 2005



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   xoValeriexo's Blurbs
About me:
I'm in love with comedy. I love to meet people who share my sense of humor.
I'm having a hard time figuring out exactly what to do once I have my bachelors degree. What job do I want? What school should I attend next? YOU make the call.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone truly worth knowing.

   xoValeriexo's Friend Space (Top 7)
xoValeriexo has 234 friends.
 K.Lar. 


 The patronizing saint of mockery 


 Kylie 


 giraffe 


 Ashley 


 Ciera 


 Rikki B. 





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Ashley

Ashley Bryant



Dec 22 2009 4:53 AM

we are just going to have a dinner here i think. i know we are taking aiden to see the new chipmunk movie and im making a big breakfast in the morning. just a quiet christmas at home. i was just wondering what you guys had planned. im sure we will see you guys, or r we exchanging our gifts at barbara's christmas eve too?
Ashley

Ashley Bryant



Dec 21 2009 2:25 AM

what are you guys doing on christmas day/night? i know we r going  to barbara's on christmas eve.. i was just wondering if you guys were planning anything, going to ur moms family or anything?
.melissa.heart.

.melissa.heart.



Dec 18 2009 3:44 AM

i know! right now i'm babysitting my neice, she's 6 and nephew, he's 8 months... holy crap they're driving me nuts haha.
.melissa.heart.

.melissa.heart.



Dec 10 2009 5:48 AM

i never did see that movie haha!!
.melissa.heart.

.melissa.heart.



Dec 10 2009 5:41 AM

ohh yeah! that was pretty effing ridiculous... i woke up the next morning and was like woooow i was doin' tha most, but whatevas!! lol... next time will be different! no doubt hehe...
.melissa.heart.

.melissa.heart.



Dec 10 2009 4:16 AM

haha i remember! awesome!! how are you?
X-TINA

Kristina Hernandez



Dec 10 2009 3:43 AM

Haha yes of course I remember us having a blast lol we need to do it again
K.Lar.

Miss Me



Dec 9 2009 4:53 AM

Haha. Ya, no shot pics...but plenty of us posing! Lol....we were totally sober..hahaahaha
Þìgg¥ ®ights ♥ Indy

Non Human Liberation



Dec 7 2009 5:24 PM

Photobucket
K.Lar.

Miss Me



Dec 6 2009 5:04 AM

please look at my bday pics! omg....tons of fun! i didnt realize how many times we posed.
Marionette

Ayla Lancaster



Dec 4 2009 4:39 PM

exactly! sometimes i just dont get people. but everything you stated is true.
Marionette

Ayla Lancaster



Nov 30 2009 4:42 AM

now look at you! your happy and in love! congrats!

i havent been looking for anyone for the past few months, i get occasional  sad spurts of loneliness. but i know i wont be alone forever. i just hate when i get these dumb spurts. they annoy me. lol
Kylie

Kylie



Nov 29 2009 8:13 AM

Hey come to Jan's 22nd birthday party tomorrow night around 10 or 10:30 at our place in Modesto. Its going to be lots and lots of fun. BYOB. Message me for directions and other details.
jan the portrait.

jan the portrait.



Nov 26 2009 8:35 AM

42!!! I'm turning 42!!!
jan the portrait.

jan the portrait.



Nov 26 2009 3:52 AM

want to see my new tattoo!!

http://www.myspace.com/drifticidal_rob
jan the portrait.

jan the portrait.



Nov 25 2009 3:52 AM

MY BIRTHDAY'S ON THE 29TH LET'S DO SOMETHING IDC WHAT LET'S PARTAYYYY.
jan the portrait.

jan the portrait.



Nov 20 2009 10:47 AM

what do you mean if you were into justice? who the heck are these people you run into that ask about your tattoos, valerie!!! they seem like a bunch of crazy's to me!!
K.Lar.

Miss Me



Nov 20 2009 3:15 AM

Oh son of a bitch! Sorry ur all stuffed up...that sucks...I keep thinking im getting sick, and then it turns out its just my allergies...nice.
jan the portrait.

jan the portrait.



Nov 19 2009 10:14 PM

haha, yes! it's from paramore's first album "all we know is falling." the song is called "brighter." it was dedicated towards "kylie," but also because they're my favorite bannnnnd! haha, i remember you telling me that sometimes people think that the tattoo on your chest says, "i feel better when i sin.." and you said something about how they're like "ooh, you're a naughty dirty girl!" hahaha hilarious!!
K.Lar.

Miss Me



Nov 19 2009 6:09 PM

Hey VALentine.
I don't know how or why I've never thought of that nickname before!

Do u want to come with me to a pleasure party tomorrow night at 7pm?

I don't know how you're feeling...let me know.
Drilled

Drilled Nation



Nov 18 2009 12:32 AM

Thanks for the add!
www.DrilledNation.com
jan the portrait.

jan the portrait.



Nov 16 2009 7:09 AM

HAhahaha, but soooo funny when psychotically drunk! I was definitely amused, even being sober!
K.Lar.

Miss Me



Nov 16 2009 12:29 AM

O we saw nicole ridge at ihop! Omg our food was amazing!
K.Lar.

Miss Me



Nov 16 2009 12:28 AM

There sure is a lot of alch here, does that mean your going to get drunk?
DIRTY DIAMONDS {CA}

Dirty Diamonds California



Nov 12 2009 2:19 AM

Photobucket..

Aren't we

The Dirty Diamonds California
"In is the New Mink"
Tattooed Sisterhood Against Discrimination
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