Miss Carriage
"CHARLIE BIRD: VIOLATED... BUT HAPPY"

Female
19 years old
East
United Kingdom

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Last Login: 11/18/2008
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MEAT IS MURDER!


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MusicI basically like a lot of music. I'll adore anything that I can dance to. Whether it be on my own or shamlessly parading around infront of an audience.

Marilyn Manson
The Pogues
The Cramps
Rezurex
Nine Inch Nails
Motley Crue
Dead Kennedys
Batmobile
Aerosmith
The Cure
Alice in videoland
Dizzee Rascal
The Pixies
Lou Reed
David Bowie
Dropkick Murpheys
Placebo
Crass
Flogging Molly
The Helicopters
Backyard Babies
The Smiths
Joy Division
The Creepshow
Adam Ant
Zombie Ghost Train
Poison
The Beatles
Patrick Wolf
The Stranglers
Nick Cave
The Wildhearts
Billy Idol
The Dogs D'Amour
Garbage
Suede
Lee Rocker
Tazmanian Devils
Jack Off Jill
Sisters of Mercy
Ginger
Gene Vincent
Pulp
Crashdiet
The Cranberries
Buck Cherry
Rob Zombie
Bill Haley & His Comets
The Murderdolls
The Misfits
Oi Polloi
Tiger Army
Madness
The Clash
Manic Street Preachers
Koffin Kats
Nekromantix
The Stray Cats
Blur
Tom Waits
The Horrorpops
Radiohead
The Spice Girls
Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13
Queen
The Sex Pistols
Babyshambles
Catatonia
A Perfect Circle
The Delinquents
Wolf Law
Henry and the Bleeders
Oasis
The Mission
The Libertines
The Verve
Mark Owen


MoviesThe Exorcist
Dawn of the Dead
Silence of the Lambs
Red Dragon
House of 1000 Corpses
Party Monster
Hercules in New York
Dracular
Braindead


Television
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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are smallmatters compared to what lies right to our faces.
SMASH YOUR TV!


Books
My Booky Wook
The Dirt
Long Hard Road Out of Hell
Junk
Beautiful Child
Ghost Girl
A Boy Called It
The God Squad
Out Of The Dark
'Tis
The Lost Boy



HeroesRussell Brand is my hero. This video is a song called "Inside of you" he sang for a film. He's the funniest man ever.
Groups: Bedford SukksPORTIOLI'S CREWBedford Superstars (kks)Bedford Supertramps (kks)Oli and Thon ftwBedford Trading PostGay Pride PhotosPride

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     Miss Carriage's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Hackney, Bedford.
Body type:5' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:SEX OFFENDER
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
Smile- Simulate happiness.
Cigarettes- Smoking paraphenalia
Whiskey- Jack and Grouse... Although I'll happily settle for anything remotely alcoholic... Cider, Martini, purfume. So on and so forth.


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Who I'd like to meet:
Serial Killers:

Jeffrey Dahmer. The Milwaukee cannibal.
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Jeffrey drugged his victims, raped them, killed them then ate them. Body parts that he chose not to eat were put into a tank of acid to dissolve. Some of his victims had holes drilled into their heads. Jeffrey would pour an acid solution in. This was an attempt to zombify them, not kill them. He wanted an army of zombie sex slaves. Jeffry died in prison after a fellow inmate attacked him with a metal bar while on cleaning duty.

Dennis Nilson.
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Dennis would strangle his victims untill they passed out, then drown them in the bath. After they were dead, he would bathe them, change their socks and underwear, put them in his bed and go to sleep. Sometimes sexual acts would occur. When he got home from work, he would get the bodies out, sit them on his sofa and watch TV with them. When it was time to go to bed, he would wrap them in a curtain and put them safely under the floorboards. Dennis' prison sentance expires in two years.

Mary Bell
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Mary was 10 years old when she took her first victim. Her scond victim, at the age of 11, was strangled, sexually mutilated, had an 'M' carved into his stomach and his hair cut. She was diagnosed a psychopath and insitutionalized. She has since been released and walks the streets of England once again.


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SPiT LiKE THiS ® Album Out NOW!





Nov 14 2008 11:36 PM

Hi! As a friend of SPiT LiKE THiS, we wanted to share some amazing things that have been happening surrounding the release of our debut album, "We Won't Hurt You (But We Won't Go Away)".

Since the CD has been available on pre-order, it has been selling like crazy and, as I write it is:

The 18th best-selling Rock pre-order on HMV. com (out of 474)

The 7th best-selling Rock pre-order for it's release date, 17th Nov (out of 129)

Obviously, we are totally blown away by this but we're of the belief that it CAN DO BETTER!! At the moment - until it's release next Monday - the 13 track album is just £6.99 with free shipping! We are encouraging everyone who is going to buy the album to make the purchase NOW and save yourselves a few quid.

We are also encouraging anyone who has ever considered buying a SPiT LiKE THiS CD to buy it now. After all, at £6.99 you can't really go wrong. It is the perfect introductory price to get you to take a chance on us.



Here is a clip from one of the online reviews: "If there were any justice in the world, for every new GnR album sold, this album should sell 2. A masterpiece!"

If you aren't keen on HMV. com, the album is also available from Play. com, Amazon. co. uk and most other online retailers. Also, as from Monday, it will be in shops up and down the country. As it is part of the Cargo Collective for December, it will be in loads of indie stores plus it will be in a lot of mainstream High Street stores. Some of you may need to order it over the counter though, so don't be shy - DEMAND IT!

SLT x
☠☠[give em enough rope] aka THE GUV☠☠





Nov 11 2008 7:31 PM

Your arse does not take up the same amount of space as Bedford! Haha! I lost my camera on saturday night and it's got photo's from last year on it that i like looking through sometimes which is annoying!

No not quite....well there's one guy but it's a bit complecated, he's a skinhead and 36 years old but he doesn't look it...anyway, he's possibly cutting ties with a 6 month fling, but i dont know, to be honest if it happens that's great but i'm really enjoying not having a commitment outside of Brighton so when someone does come along whether it's him or someone else it'll be a breath of fresh air to be able to see them and meet even more people where i'm living! Miss you too Charlie....poo? Err be up in i suppose 6 weeks? xxxxxx
Abra Cadaver





Nov 11 2008 7:28 PM

That's not too bad, if I joined a gym I'd be too scared and lazy to go (mostly lazy)!! Damn you can't blame anything on dyslexia anymore! You can recognise patterns surely and I doubt that'd hinder your life anyway! Yeah uni's ok.
I'm coming back next Saturday to see The Meteors in Rushden, but I don't think I'll be out in the Ford so not until Christmas time probably! xxx
☠☠[give em enough rope] aka THE GUV☠☠





Nov 11 2008 5:19 PM

Yo! What's up wiv da beats in Bedforrrrd!? I have £16 to last me 2 weeks! I have no food, no alchohol, no life....! xxxx
Abra Cadaver





Nov 11 2008 2:10 PM

Yep classy joint! How's college going? You went to the gym?!! You're crazy! Haha have you seen that episode of Futurama where Fry drinks like 100 cups of coffee and something mad happens, but I can't remember what...damn you brain!! xxx



Abra Cadaver





Nov 11 2008 1:53 AM

Surely you you can get some high quality ones from Poundland?! I'm alreet, bored though. Should maybe go to schleep...what you doing up at this hour? xxx
Abra Cadaver





Nov 11 2008 1:39 AM

Aww you chief!! I saw that earlier and thought Charlie would appreciate this, but I guess you won't! You ok anyway? xxx
Abra Cadaver





Nov 11 2008 1:22 AM

Errr Gafney!



I never want to eat a Kinder Egg again! xxx
Johnny





Nov 11 2008 1:07 AM

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Johnny





Nov 10 2008 11:28 PM

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Johnny





Nov 10 2008 11:11 PM

Cuc is fucking dirt. How dare you.
xx
Sammael





Nov 8 2008 1:02 AM

Well I have to say I love your new pic :P
♥ Helena ♥





Nov 7 2008 4:51 PM

Yep.
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WOLF LAW





Nov 7 2008 11:20 AM

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Nov 4 2008 7:27 PM

No i meant stabbing in the face! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Nov 3 2008 3:03 PM

hey... out today x
We're All Going To Die / Heroics
☠☠[give em enough rope] aka THE GUV☠☠





Nov 3 2008 1:37 PM

Look who's number 1 in my top friends agaaaaaaaain! xxxx
☠☠[give em enough rope] aka THE GUV☠☠





Nov 3 2008 10:51 AM

"Hi, i'm Charlie, i'm so funny, blah, blah,blah,blah, blah, i stab people and i think i'm one of the Krays, i love Marilyn Manson, poooooooo!"

You're such a dick! Or could you tell by my face!? Hahahaha!


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☠☠[give em enough rope] aka THE GUV☠☠





Nov 1 2008 2:56 PM

haha, got your text, have no credit! i'm a little worse for wear too, still have liquid latex on my face! you liked the photo's then! xxxxx
The Radiating Eyes [NEW SONGS UP NOW!]





Oct 27 2008 6:17 PM

Hey there!
Howsit going?
Are you coming to the Halloween gig? We have a few new album tracks up if you wanted a listen =] xxxxx
Die or follow!





Oct 21 2008 11:44 AM

im beardless!
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Oct 16 2008 1:43 PM

I AM THE MOTHERLICKIN' B.U.R.K.E.
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SPEEDSHOT - DEMO TRACKS UP


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Oct 16 2008 1:20 PM

Your words not mine. But who am i to disagree?
lol
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Oct 16 2008 12:53 PM

THANKS FOR BEING OUR OUR FRIEND! :)
KyLinA





Oct 3 2008 12:11 AM

WhErE ArE YoU ???????
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Oct 1 2008 11:12 PM

Meh my college is shit they are allways fuckin' things up lol

lol well she is 2 shes more of a toddler at the annoying "im not gunna do as u tell me stage" but her mother is like my best mate so i dont get paranoid when shouting at her :~P

... i mmmm i like loads of things from hip-hop to punk, fav bands include nofx, big d and the kids table, catch 22 and cypress hill not to sure reli dont wanna right a huge list :/

so hows you day been??

anything funky happy?!

x
* Mary Magdalene *


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Oct 1 2008 7:54 PM

Thanks honey pie xxxxxx
* Mary Magdalene *


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Oct 1 2008 7:28 PM

Nah, I've gotta write a fucking personal statement draft for tomorow, it's fucking well shit .. I'll talk to you about everything next time I see yah .. which will be soon? xxxxxx
* Mary Magdalene *