Dutch
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I'm the best around...
Male
21 years old
Encino, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 6/12/2008
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Dutch's Interests
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| General | Karate, practicing no mercy, smoking weed in the boys room, raising hell with my crew on our yamahas, being the best...around, not letting anything keep me down, making fun of danielle while he's talking, jumping up and down with my thumbs up, kicking asses just cause I can, drinking warm beer tommy stole from his old man, making danielle's stay in cali a living nightmare, driving by golf and stuff, looking like a maniac, bleaching my hair, taking one for the team, telling people they're dead meat and mostly hanging out with with my Cobra Kai brothers Tommy, Johnny, Bobby, and Jimmy | | Music |
I only listen to hard ass shit like Bill Conti original scores and Joe Esposito's "You're the Best Around" when I'm training for all valley. In the off season Broken Edge is okay, but I'm pretty pissed since I loaned Bobby my only mix tape with "The Ride" by Matches on it. I can't find that song anywhere...Bobby, if you find a cassette that says "Awesome Cobra Kai Mix Tape No.6" on it, it's mine bro! Bobby you're really pushing it with Dutch man..
Now that I think of it, it also had that badass song we were playing as we chased Danielle on our bikes ( too bad he didn't die from the fall) and that song that we were listening to while Johnny beat Danielle's ass at the beach on it. Bobby, Kai or no Kai...you're dead meat...dead meat.
| | Movies | the karate kid part I, the karate kid part II, the karate kid part III.
| | Television | TV is for the weak. Except for when they're showing kk1-3 or somethin' | | Books | Black Belt magazine and this new book Terry Silver loaned me on front sweeps. The book's still got Mike Barnes blood on it! yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! | | Heroes | John Kreese and Terry Silver. Those two guys prepared us Kais for the harshness of the real world. |
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Cobra Kai...Never Dies, The Bruce Lee Appreciation Group, Bruce Lee/Jeet Kune Do, CHURCH RIP CITY RUN BY CARDINAL SK8BOARD N8
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Dutch's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Encino | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Cobra Kai |
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Dutch's Companies
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Cobra Kai Dojo
Reseda, California US
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THE KING FINALLY DESTROYED!!!
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DANZA RUNNING SCARED!!
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LYNCH MOB CONCEDES DEFEAT!!!!
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KURGAN's RELEASE AND PHOTOS
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ERIK's BODY FOUND!!
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About me:
Hey what's up, I'm Dutch, the real Dutch. For too long pussies have smeared my good name all over myspace posing as me. I am karate's only bad boy, fuck Mike Barnes. I didn't have to suck off Terry Silver and Snake to get the title. Mike Barnes is a dork anyway, I mean check out his lame haircut.
For those who only saw the video of the '84 All Valley Tournament, you didn't see what really went down. That punk Danielle only scored one point on me, so how did he win? Sensei Kreese actually tossed me a pair of brass knucks when the ref wasn't looking and screamed 'NO MERCY!!!!'. I won the match, even though I didn't need an equalizer, but when the ref came to raise my hand in victory I couldn't get the knucks off in time, costing me the match. I know i could've gone to the finals taken it all. Everyone in Cobra Kai knew I was the baddest motherfucker there...even Johnny.
All the members of Cobra Kai are still my brothers though, except for that fat guy who got his ass kicked at All Valley. Sometimes Bobby can be a real pussy too. I swear, I think that dude was born with a vagina.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Well, I already made it with Ali, while she was going out with Danielle. The ladies love a bad boy. Sorry Johnny. I'd like to meet up with Mike Barnes for a non-sanctioned ass kicking. Next time I see that fat Cobra Kai I'll make sure to punch him in the face for Sensei. I knew it was a mistake for Kreese to keep him around just so he could be our punching bag. Oh and Danielle, next time we meet, Bobby isn't gonna be there to save your ass. No mercy.
Here's some of the trash the Cobra Kai have defeated in recent history. We especially showed no mercy in humiliating Chuck Norris.
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