About me: I like hot chicks with tattoos. Especially moon goddess ones.
I friggen LOVE animated GIF's
Baseball is the greatest sport ever invented.
I am Jeopardy Ninja #2. #1 owns me like a samurai.
I have four children, and on any given day I want to kill no less than one of them.
Intervention is my favorite show on TV. It makes me feel better about myself.
I have delusions of never working a real job again.
Did I mention I'm married to the coolest broad ever?
Radiohead totally sucks. Even more than Coldplay.
I drive an 87 Volvo. It has heated seats. I live in Florida.
Pilot G-2 pens rock.
I'm a SONY whore.
I'm also a regular whore.
I have mild AADD. My OCD isn't quite as mild.
I am really bad at picking up the phone, even worse at returning phone calls. It really just boils down to being lazy, don't take it personal.
Simpsons magic 8-ball says "Ay Carumba!"
I want a puppy.
Fantasy sports are totally stupid.
F R E E that spells free, credit report dot com ba-by! My name is NOT Jeff Albertson, but you CAN call me a comic book geek. Knowing is half the battle.
You couldn't pay me to go to a damn Yankees game! ha, just playing, I am working. But You should check out Statemedia.com Dredge and that band Judgment Day are coming back to the state theatre.
holy shit. your uncle richie sent me pics of your wedding. congratulations, much to comment on. 1. your garb - superb. 2. your (cup)cake toppers - duly superb. 3. your son - looks like your mother now, suddenly. wtf? and when the hell did he become a teenager. I'll be down, solo, for thanksgiving - weds-sun. what are you hoodlums doing - and will it involve drinking beers with your favorite cousin? give my love to Erin! c u soon (not next tuesday... get it? thanks, i'll be here all week......)
Let me know if you're coming tonight! I know you'll pretend to not get my text if I try to get in touch with you that way. You're a myspace whore so you'll definitely see this.
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