J
"we're like how we were again"

Female
27 years old
South Amboy, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 11/17/2008
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     J's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Salford, U.K
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   J's Schools
Moorside High School
Salford, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1997



J is creeped out by celeb rehab on vh1. really though.

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   J's Blurbs
About me:
"What matters most is how well you walk through the fire"
- Charles Bukowski

I talk a lot, read a lot, shop a lot, travel a lot, drink...a lot (ONLY ON WEEKENDS!).

I love my life & the people in it - that's first and foremost. I am not a bad arse by any means, but you hurt them & I will kick yer arse! I ramble, contradict myself, say things backwards, & snort rather loud when I laugh - after being tortured by family & friends for these flaws year after year, I've finally come to terms with the fact that I am a snorter. Deal with it. I have been married for going on 7 years, & have been with the poor bastard nearly 10 (bless him). I'm not into extreme sports like Skydiving (Kris), or anything else that'd make me seem more interesting than I really am. I am content with talking utter crap with my mates, watching my shows with a bottle of Sol in the company of my Mark, buying clothes that I'll never wear, & clubbing once in a while with my BFF from the womb – Boo – also known as my baby sister. She can't dance as well as she believes, but she's beautiful & she makes me laugh like no one else on this planet.



Who I'd like to meet:


   J's Friend Space (Top 16)
J has 78 friends.
 Marco 


 Katy Boo 


 sweety red knckls 


 bambi 


 nikki 


 Princess ShOoShOo 


 QueenBee 


 Pop your collar Dust off the haters 


 Elizabeth 


 Kris 


 sammie 


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 Mrs.Official♥♥ 


 Miss N 


 Natalie 


 gary 





J's Friends Comments
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Katy Boo





Nov 17 2008 12:38 AM

hiya jax,

u ok me n baby r just goin to bed im done in i start my new job tomorrow yay

nyt nyt xx boo xx
Mrs.Official♥♥





Nov 14 2008 11:38 PM

well you can at least get it trimmed like 1/2 inch every 6 weeks so it gorws faster, I 'am gonna keep taking my prenatal pills till my refills are done and then buy the over the counter ones so my hair keeps growing..I need at least 6 inches to get it where I want..& I need a trim already so SuperCuts here I come!!
sweety red knckls





Nov 14 2008 7:50 PM

how can you not love that man
NEEDS TO GET HIS OEGS SORTED THO
sweety red knckls





Nov 14 2008 7:07 PM

“Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.”



GOT L♥VE FOR CHARLES
Mrs.Official♥♥





Nov 10 2008 6:16 PM

Mark had his soup!
exact words..."that boy can cook!"
I was more in shock that ur Mark actually walked it over himself..lol
time for a cook-off!
Mrs.Official♥♥





Nov 8 2008 11:20 PM

tasted weird?!?
like curry,tomatoes?? shit? lol
what ru doing tonight, UFC is on and Mark n I are having people over
Mrs.Official♥♥





Nov 8 2008 6:36 PM

I know right!!
I haven't talked to u know who yet so I won't mention it because I 'am sure then I will hear how she should of went and blah blah blah blaaaaaah!
how did the meatballs come out?
Mrs.Official♥♥





Nov 6 2008 8:56 PM

LOL....so0o going to be his nickname!
he is moving around like a freak of nature..I wish I could go to the dr's and tell have them see how big he is and tell them to induce me due to him giving me breathing problems! don't know how much more of this lying down constantly shit I can take..so bored!!!
Mrs.Official♥♥





Nov 4 2008 4:54 PM

yea if I sit up too long I start feeling like lightheaded like I 'am about to pass out! sucks! any upright position does that to me so I 'am always on my side like a beached whale! ehh soon enuff, I 'am 31 weeks
Mrs.Official♥♥





Nov 4 2008 3:12 AM

I LOVE how Mark parked the car..lol
fucking scally did that shit on purpose, serves her right to be kissin bumper to bumper like that
Katy Boo





Nov 1 2008 4:40 PM

Go on photobucket ive put loads ov new photos on Amelia-Jai and Friends from my birthday an that

xx Boo xx
Ps phone me im at me mams
Gypsy Moon





Oct 31 2008 9:03 PM

Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 30 2008 1:25 AM

bahahahahahha, omg!
I LOVED that part..& I didn't know your people are into this kinda stuff
..
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 30 2008 12:30 AM

pfffft BRING IT ON english muffin!
partial will be no more if he knows what's good for him..lol
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 30 2008 12:28 AM

you like that shit right, this bitch got skills with a knife..what what!!
& my love for True Blood lives on.................
sweety red knckls





Oct 27 2008 1:42 PM

hshaha tis artisitic and give a mysteryous auora :)
i attempted to phase that really cleverly but bury grammar school for slags aint gettin me nowhere with my vocabulary

miss you as always, we needa polaroid TOGEVA YO
xxxxxxxxxx
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 27 2008 2:33 AM

you know Mark Felice?!?!?
I hear he's a pretty popular well respected lad in town..lol
& also that his bitch is one bangin ass latina with a fatty!
and ewwww to them, I heard her mouth when they got home..yuk! the kids are for sure up and most likely hear them if you can..eww I just had a visual that they were in the same room..hahahahaha
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 27 2008 2:07 AM

hope you enjoy the gravy!
holla for a quiet weekend!
xo
sweety red knckls





Oct 26 2008 9:45 PM

hahaha ok i got it motnhs ago and i had nothing scurffy to wear to the giggg
but jax i just lkooke on ur tagged photos and saw a grogeous on somone mae you with all grim bits round u liek cuts or sommat and you should default it you look goroeugs!!
hows the bambinos??
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 23 2008 10:53 PM

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!!!
I finally spoke with her today, being that she CALLED for the 3rd time in a row this week..left me a message about something VERY important..it was but crikeys n she even came over n told Mark cuz I was sleeping...blah! drama and this block is full of OLD ass haters!!
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 23 2008 5:18 PM

caught anyone in yo box lately?
sweety red knckls





Oct 21 2008 9:35 PM

hahahhaa oh ym god such a goo
dnight i ahve so much to tell you!
i smashed a glass ove the guy who puekdm, and them i hosed him with the hose pipe we conviniently had out :)
xxx
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 21 2008 4:31 PM

when you left I had some chili,chips,cake,pancakes with rasberries n 2 handfuls of cereal!
I gave myself a tummy ache n didn't sleep at all last night..LOL
the boys loved the chili n ate all the carrots n potatoes out of it! hahahaha
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 13 2008 3:47 AM

I have to wait a whole farken week to find out what's gonna happen!!!!!!!!!
the suspense is killing me, hopefully Mark beats someone up this week so I have something to talk about till then...aargh!
sweety red knckls





Oct 12 2008 9:35 AM

hhahah ive found thaiesha!
go watch house bunny, its dead dead funny!!
hows everyne?
love you
x
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 11 2008 3:36 PM

the tea is Go0o0o0od!
yea Mark was like I wanted to tell him that his sauce was good but....
I'm like you BOTH are gay!
lol
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 10 2008 10:51 PM

thanks for letting me use the comp, i'm good now miss thang!
& tell your Mark he better not ignore my Mark again in the krauszers...lol
j/k
these boys BETTER start talking to each other soon or else!
sweety red knckls





Oct 7 2008 5:16 PM

i spent the majority of my day, revealing to my friends how to do the horse-racer dance ;)


THEY WERE INPRESSED!!
Katy Boo





Oct 5 2008 8:37 PM

I forgot to tell you this is my new car hopefully i get it either tomorrow or tuesday latest yay

my new car
Katy Boo





Oct 5 2008 7:41 PM

Yea but mongo when i try and add a song i like it doesn't give me that option it only says add to profile . . .

I hate this poo myspaz it never does what i want it to !

XXKKXX
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 5 2008 4:29 AM

"Get me a fucking beer!"

you should have NO more problems, the other guys were Oldbridge police, ignorant fucking swine!
but the locals won't fuck around anymore!
Katy Boo





Oct 4 2008 11:41 AM

How do i get your music player but with different songs ?

xxxx
Mrs.Official♥♥





Oct 3 2008 12:57 AM

hurry up and check ur message I left ya...ya I 'am VERY impatient like that!
Mrs.Official♥♥





Sep 30 2008 3:31 PM

well hopefully you pocket something for yourself! can't wait to tell you the drama today! remember the "feeling" that you have been having well today is the day..hope ur around for it!
Mrs.Official♥♥





Sep 30 2008 12:20 PM

how was ur 1st day of work?!?
did you get a few giggles in at the local drunks?!!! gotta love this town!
sweety red knckls





Sep 26 2008 7:52 PM

hahahaha
your mint youuuu!!
so everything ok?
missing the england CREW?
xxxxxx
sweety red knckls