jamie
"Photobucket"

Female
20 years old
eat it, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 11/17/2008
Mood: metal Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/yourmomsasmoothtalker  



    jamie's Interests
General
Music
Doug
Ashley Barkett
dislikes:
Smelly people
The morbidly obese
Rap
Country music
Lacking knowledge
Waking up
Orange cheese
Music
check above.
Movies
The Fountain
American Rejects
Zeitgeist-The Movie, one of the greatest eye opening works this country will see.
300
Scarface
Wedding Crashers
[All three] Matrix
Garden State
Resident Evil
The Breakfast Club
Pretty in Pink
Cry-Baby
Weirdsville

basically, anything epic or with zombies.
or from the 80's. and terrible.
Television
Food Network, fatty.
Books
I read. I read a hell of a lot.
Previous:
World War Z-Max Brooks
Now:
So Long and Thanks for All the Fish-Douglas Adams
HeroesPhotobucket
Momma.
and this kid:
JLS07488 (10:28:01 PM): I'm seriously not a pervert.
Flaw963 (10:28:12 PM): uh huh suuuuuuuuure
Flaw963 (10:28:20 PM): and im seriously not a pedifile
Groups: Kick ass people....who kick assThe Mosh PitRock makes me liveThe Ariel King Fan Club

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     jamie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Body type:5' 6" / Average
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Occupation:professional wrestler-sumo division



jamie me thinks me got scurvy

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   jamie's Blurbs
About me:
To live with the conscious knowledge of the shadow of uncertainty, with the knowledge that disaster or tragedy could strike at any time; to be afraid and to know and acknowledge your fear, and still to live creatively and with unstinting love: that is to live with grace. -Peter Henry Abrahams

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the last 8 on my top friends are artists who have inspired me in some way, shape, or form. where as I haven't the pleasure to personally know them they have affected me.

Epic as fuck.

Photobucket

I hate kool-aid. except for blue.
I basically only listen to metal.
I'm a dabbler. I do a bit of everything.
I'd rather fail miserably than live knowing I didn't try.
since getting out of school my vocabulary has severely faultered.
Hermit by nature.
I pretty much have the maturity level of a 12 year old boy.
I am actually 20. I look younger. suck it.
I don't talk a whole lot.
when I do, it's mainly a smartass comment.
I'm pretty sure most of my friends hate me.
I'm a fat kid.
I'll laugh at anything.
I will accomplish every goal I have set. or I'll damn well die trying.


now go educate yourself for the next four hours:
www.zeitgeistmovie.com


And this kid? Yeah, he's alright.

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Who I'd like to meet:
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MORTAL STORM [1683 Empire]RELEASE 29.11. BERNAU!!!





Nov 5 2008 8:46 AM

yes!!thats true^^
obama won!!
yeha!!
i wish you the best!!

greetz chris/ms
MORTAL STORM [1683 Empire]RELEASE 29.11. BERNAU!!!





Nov 4 2008 8:14 PM

hi jamie!!
this is mr. sommerfeld^^
haha
thx!
a lot of people like my shorts!!
yeah!!
how are you?
have you vote today?
i watched tv and obama deserves it, or?

greetz chris
Dickbutt





Oct 30 2008 5:47 PM

I have alien mouth parts that can stretch for miles.
O_O
Ashley





Oct 28 2008 8:58 PM

that sounds like a good idea. i have a sexy roar...


your pic is cute i like the bangs!
VLADIMIR HARKONNEN - THREE NEW SONGS UP!





Oct 28 2008 7:14 PM

Hi,

greetings from Germany - REPKA RULES :-)

VRHN & Philipp
Dickbutt





Oct 27 2008 1:21 PM

*eats Ohio*
End This Empire [Bassist gesucht]





Oct 23 2008 3:44 PM

hey,thanx for the add!big greetings from germany!by the way...great shirt!!!:)
stumpy





Oct 23 2008 3:32 AM

haha i think its probably just because they didn't catch my attention for long enough. they're good live but for some reason back in the day their recordings didn't really do much for me. but dang man, the singer reminded me of you i think.
lol i told her she was my hero and she still is <3
Ashley





Oct 20 2008 8:21 PM

yo yo yo! wasssup giirrrrlll friend!

what should i be for halloween? I have to dress up for work but I just don't know what to be..
stumpy





Oct 20 2008 2:41 AM

so when i was cleaning out a bowl of cupcake batter, i thought of the time you and doug came to phantasy/symposium to see me play for the first time.
so even though you may have felt awkward part of the time, thanks for coming =D it still means a lot =)
SHRIMP! (DEBUT EP AVAILABLE ON iTUNES)





Oct 13 2008 9:36 AM

Hi, hi, hi there Jamie! Thanks for accepting our request and hope you found our music enjoyable! Stay tuned!

Cheers,
SHRIMP!
METAL SAFARI seeks label for next album worldwide





Oct 12 2008 12:47 PM

of course, just please be patient!

Michal!
HADES CHARIOT ( Taking time off to re write )





Oct 10 2008 5:48 PM

hey :D thanks for he kind words. we are guessing there will be a full U.S showcase tour, we are just finding things out at the moment. we just cant wait to get over and play.

have a great day

hadeschariot
x
METAL SAFARI seeks label for next album worldwide





Oct 10 2008 5:57 AM

Hi, thanks for giving Metal Safari a listen!
It is satisfying to know you liked the tunes!
1931 (writing new music)





Oct 10 2008 2:12 AM


Hey thanks for adding us!
Your friendship means everything to us!
Help us out by telling a friend or two about us
And hopefully we'll see you at a show sometime soon!

HADES CHARIOT ( Taking time off to re write )





Oct 9 2008 11:48 PM

hey :) thanks for the add!! how are things over in the states? shud be coming over in 09 to promote our debut album.. what u think of our demo tracks from it.

have a good day

hadeschariot

x
Miss May I [TEXT US 729669!]





Oct 9 2008 9:33 PM

Hey girl, thanks for the ADD!! Means alot. Sorry we have taken so long. Make sure to stop by our Myspace and tell us what you think. Please if you don't mind repost this so we can keep spreading the word about Miss May I. Stay in touch. New stuff coming soon.






www. myspace. com/missmayi

Come check out our new song
Architect
levi :)
mmi
Pothole





Sep 20 2008 11:46 AM

for sure on both.
Dickbutt





Sep 18 2008 6:18 PM

Yesh, Yesh I would! So there! O_O
Pothole





Sep 18 2008 10:54 AM

by the way thats a fucken awesome picture
Pothole





Sep 18 2008 10:47 AM

gonna be a big one!

Dickbutt





Sep 18 2008 3:23 AM

Isn't there suppose to be some sort of magic trick involved here? :|
Markham





Sep 7 2008 11:13 PM

because my lust for you has grown to strong and i am afraid that if we start talking on a regular basis your doug will b very upset with me..... poop face
stumpy





Sep 4 2008 2:50 AM

ohhhh... i definitely see it now!
Hearts of Terminus





Aug 22 2008 5:27 PM

yeah he designed our artwork
Whole In A Half





Aug 19 2008 1:59 AM

yeah i noticed
Dickbutt





Aug 18 2008 2:02 AM

I think you mean, "Balls! YAAAAY!"
The Ohio Metal Alliance





Aug 14 2008 9:15 PM

Thanx Jamie! how are you doing?

-Joey
The Ohio Metal Alliance





Aug 14 2008 3:28 AM

;)
Dickbutt





Aug 12 2008 4:28 AM

LoL You dare! =O

Assface!
Dickbutt





Aug 9 2008 3:23 AM

Totally and stuff.
:P
Dickbutt





Aug 9 2008 2:53 AM

It's the perfect shirt. =O
Your lack of IM's is, like, agony and stuff.
Dickbutt





Aug 9 2008 2:48 AM

Your shirt is like a double entendre when you wear it.
O_O
Dickbutt





Aug 9 2008 2:46 AM

Spears.
BELPHEGOR Bondage Goat Zombie - OUT NOW!!!


Is Online


Aug 8 2008 7:51 PM

"AVE JAMIE...BLAST FOR THE DEVIL"
stumpy