Your Mom,
Spitting Some Freestyle Flow,
Playing the bongos,
Abstract Metaphors,
Linguistics,
Not "going green"
Big words,
Clarinet,
Comedy,
Drawing
Painting
Art in general
Playing tag with strangers,
Acting a fool,
Learning,
Psychology,
Attention,
Harmonicas,
Talking Smack,
Flaunting my newly acquired knowledge,
Sobriety,
Playing bass,
Random boxing,
Video Games,
Improv,
Bullfighting,
Doing the unexpected,
being inquisitive,
proving to the inquisitive that not everything has a complex answer,
Jesus,
Interacting with other people,
Pretending to be multilingual,
Solitude,
Defaming Santa Claus,
Performing,
Entertaining,
Creating stuff,
Shameless, uninhibited, living life like it's the best thing I can possibly do...because, as it turns out, it is.
Music
The short version is...
Jason Mraz, Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos, Michael Jackson, Kanye West, Janis Joplin, The Pharcyde, The Matches, Captain Squeegee and the Soap Suds, Ludo, Bushwalla, Frank Zappa, jazz, classical, and music from the 50s, 60s, and 70s
here's the long version...
Genres
Classical,
rap,
rock,
a little bit of metal,
much more nu metal,
alternative (neo grunge),
Gospel,
polka....when I'm in "the mood",
J-pop,
K-pop,
punk,
emo,
hip-hop,
calipso,
mariachi,
swing,
jazz,
funk,
Indie…well some of it, there are so many different kinds,
Indian music,
Krunk,
Ska,
Country,
pop,
R&B,
50's,
20's,
60's,
70’s
Artists/Bands
213,
2ge+her,
311,
50 Pence,
A New Found Glory,
A Tribe Called Quest,
Aerosmith,
Afroman,
Al Green,
Alicia Keys,
Alien Ant Farm,
Alvin And the Chipmunks, (yeah, that’s right)
American Hi-Fi,
Aquabats,
Aqua Timez,
Augustana,
Avenged Sevenfold,
Bach,
Back Forty,
Barry White,
BB King,
The Beach Boys,
Beck,
Beethoven,
Benny Goodman,
Bernie Allen,
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy,
Black Eyed Peas,
Blackalicious,
Black Market Stiffs,
Blackstar,
Blink 182,
Blue Murder,
Bob Marley,
Bobby Darin,
Bone Crusher,
Bowling For Soup,
Brad Paisley,
Breaking Benjamin,
The Breifs,
Bubba Sparkxxx,
Busta Rhymes,
Bushwalla,
Cab Calloway,
Captain Squeegee and the Soap Suds,
Carlos Santana,
Catch 22,
Charley Parker,
Chicago,
Chuck Berry,
City High,
The Clarke/Duke Project,
The Click 5,
The Coasters,
Coheed and Cambria,
Coltrane,
The Commodores,
Common,
Cool and The Gang,
Count Basey,
Counting Crows,
Curtis Mayfield,
D-12,
D-Block,
Daddy Yankee,
Daniel Beddingfield,
Dashboard Confessional,
Dave Matthews Band,
David Allen Coe,
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien/ Deltron 3030,
The Dead Milkmen,
Disturbed,
Dizzy Gilespie, DMX,
The Doobie Brothers,
Dr. Dre,
Dropkick Murphys,
Duke Ellington,
Earth wind & Fire,
Eddie Daniels (the Clarinet player),
Edgar Allen Flo,
Ella Fitzgerald,
Electric Light Orchestra [ELO],
Eminem,
Epik High,
Eve 6,
Fall Out Boy,
Fat Joe,
Fastball,
Fats Waller,
Five Iron Frenzy,
Field Mob,
Flobots,
Flyleaf,
Forever The Sickest Kids,
Forgive Durden,
Fort Minor,
Frank Sinatra,
Frank Zappa,
G. Love & Special Sauce,
George Gershwin,
Gnarles Barkley,
Gogol Bordello,
Goo Goo Dolls,
Gorillaz,
Great Tortilla Heist,
Grits,
Group X,
Gym Class Heroes,
Hollywood Undead,
The Hush Sound,
Islands,
Ja Rule,
The Jackson 5,
Jaco Pastorius,
James Brown, Janis Joplin, Jason Mraz,
Jason Webley,
Jay-Z,
Jazzhole,
Jimmy Eat World,
John Mayall,
John Mayer,
Julie London,
Justin Timberlake,
Kaddisfly,
Kanye West,
Korn,
Laura Marling,
Lauryn Hill, Lemon Demon,
Lifehouse,
Li’l John,
Linkin Park,
Los Lonely Boys,
Louis Armstrong,
Ludacris,
Ludo,
M-Flo,
Mac Dre,
Macy Gray,
Marcus Miller,
Marcy Playground,
Margot and the Nuclear So and So's,
Maroon 5,
Massive Attack,
Matchbox 20,
The Matches, Matisyahu,
MC Chris,
Michael Buble,
Michael Jackson,
Miles Davis,
Missy Elliot,
The Moldy Peaches,
Mos Def,
Mozart,
Musiq Soulchild,
N’Sync,
NERD,
Nappy Roots,
Nas,
Nobuo Uematsu,
NWA,
Ok Go,
One Republic,
Optimus Rhyme,
Outkast,
Ozone,
Paramore,
Pat Metheny Group,
P.O.D.,
The Pharcyde,
The Phenomenauts,
Queen,
The Raconteurs,
Ramsey Lewis,
Rascal Flatts,
Ray Charles,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Reel Big Fish,
Reliant K,
Robin Thicke,
Rockapella,
Saul Williams,
The Scissor Sisters,
Sean Paul,
Sex-Conscious Young Moderns,
Shanks And Bigfoot,
Snoop Dogg,
Steve Burns,
Stevie Wonder,
Streetlight Manifesto,
Sublime,
Sugar Ray,
System Of A down,
Talib Kweli,
The Temptations,
Tenacious D,
They Might Be Giants,
Third Eye Blind,
Three-Six Maffia,
The Toasters,
The Tossers,
Tupac Shakur,
The Turtles,
Twista,
The Unicorns,
The Used
Utada Hikaru,
Van Morrison,
Vanessa Carlton (it's terrible, but she's so catchy!),
The Ventures,
Victim Effect,
War,
Weezer,
Weird Al,
The White Stripes,
Wilco,
The Wu-Tang Clan,
Wyclef Jean,
Wynton Marsalis,
Yellowcard,
The Zutons,
etc.
Non-music
What I don't like so much is...
80s music,
music that sounds like 80's music,
Folk,
New Wave,
polka...when I'm not in a polka mood,
50 cent,
G-unit in general,
almost every band from Britain England,
some types of metal,
the Beastie Boys,
Greenday,
My Chemical Romance,
The Darkness,
Flo Rida.
Most techno,
the majority of hardxcore
Backstreet Boys,
Spice girls,
P Diddy,
Good Charlotte,
The Donnas,
and most of all, coldplay
Movies
Matrix,
^the first one and the third one,
all Bruce Lee movies,
Zoolander,
Beauty and the Beast,
Batman (1966),
Batman Begins,
The Dark Knight,
There's Something About Mary,
The Goodfellas,
Sub Zero,
A Beautiful Mind,
Good Will Hunting,
All the Muppets movies,
The Godfather
Weekend at Bernie's,
The Breakfast Club,
Singin' in the Rain,
Mallrats,
Pulp Fiction,
The Count Of Monte Cristo,
My Cousin Vinny,
The Big Lebowski,
The Terminator 1 and 2
That's a good enough list....I'll like almost any movie that makes me laugh, whether it was supposed to be funny or not.
Everything within me hates everything about Tim Burton
Television
I don't really watch much tv these days, just:
The Colbert Report,
The Office,
Made,
Reno 911,
True Life,
History Channel,
Discovery Channel,
National Geographic,
Science channel,
Arrested Development,
and America's Next Top Model
Comedians
Mitch Hedberg
Dimitri Martin
Dave Chapelle
Richard Prior
Kyle Cease
Daniel Tosh
Mike Kosta
Steve Byrne
Rocky LaPorte
Zach Galifinakis
Books
Oh, books, what a subject, eh? A good analogy for my dealings with them would be the song "Big Pimpin" by rap artist, Jay-Z. I'm not so much interested in building a relationship with stories an characters the majority of the time. They just hold my intrigue long enough for me to get whatever information I want out of them or get caught up by the next subject leaving them cast by the wayside cold, alone, dejected and occasionally revisited.
I generally just read the ones that are dedicated to dishing out plates of knowledge and sparknote the rest. Just enough to make and understand cultural references.
Books by John Green, Norton Juster, Lynne Truss, and College Humor are astonishingly pimp though.
I don't even know who they are. But they obviously know what's going on.
-ME-
But who am I? I'm glad you asked.
I hate using other people's words to describe myself but, Ufc fighter Anderson Silva once said "That guy, he's a maniac, he can't be stopped. He's like the friggin Rock of Gibraltar or something... on wheels! He's smarter, faster, and just plain more skilled than anyone I've ever gone up against."
He said that while out of breath and possibly tearing up to one of his friends after I literally handed him both of his own buttcheeks during tennis match. That's just the kind of guy I am, I guess.
I enjoy using the word "literally" in the midst of situations that can only be figurative.
I'm an introvert who loves people. I love being around people, talking listening to people, interacting with people, and if you're a person, I probably love you too.
Not much of a talker.
But I am a performer. Compulsively.
I try to only say things worth listening to.
I'm an art lover, of all kinds visual, performing, literary, culinary, whatever.
I'd say I love being creative, but it's an automatic (possibly necessary) function like dreaming, eating, or yawning. But I guess I enjoy those too.
Improvisation is probably my absolute favorite pastime.
I don't like to cook.
There is comedy in every situation, I aim to find it.
I think solitude is horribly underrated
I've found more reasons to look forward to global warming than I've found to try and stop it.
I think people spend way too much time worrying about insignificant things and ignoring everything else.
I'm inexplicably drawn to new experiences, information, and people.
...which is why I play seven instruments and haven't mastered any of them.
I have multiple games that I've created and constantly play in my own head like "Find the 23", "Guess Their Favorite Color", and "Find the Pattern".
I'm on a mission to raise world-wide awareness of my own existence.
I spend my life trying to be The Pig of Happiness.
I'm always trying to improve myself
I love Jesus more than cake and, let me tell you, I LOVE my cake.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, my name's Marlon. I want to be remembered for a thousand years after I'm dead.
Who I'd like to meet: A good conversation with a nice face.
or
Frikkin...Benito Mussolini so I can play him in chess while covertly, little-by-little, lacing his drink with hallucinogens.
Don't make fun of my dreams.
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
Hey 12 Angry Marlons, How are you? I just directed my first music video. Let me know what you think! I also built my boyfriends website EmrysHanley.com Check it out!
just checking, gotta make sure people know of this site. also, my friend got me one of those Jack In The Box VIP cards... I feel the need to go to Jack In The Box as many times as I can before the end of the year now...
haha idk but i've only heard of them being $67. Most of my friends are going and from the get-go that's how much they said they were. My guess is if there were $40 ones, they sold out quickly ...
hahahaha so random! tell him you know that random girl that tweeted him about EDC. I just looked up people talking about it and he posted something funny. When I went to his page to @reply him, it said he was from Palmdale. My mind was blown.
And this guy.
