
Kelly
17
"Assville" NC
Aquarius
Art,
Poetry,
Flickr
Stay, Moulin Rouge, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Saw 1,2, and 3, The Number 23, Transformers, Hostel, A Clockwork Orange, Party Monster, The Virgin Suicides, Eurotrip, 300, Spinal Tap
Hi, I'm Clarissa Chaos.
But if you really want to know, my real name is
Kelly.
Kelly issnt nearly as fun though, so call me Clarissa.
Now, forget all you know about me, and listen.
I'm
hard dork core.
Ive got
moxy.
I'm normal, minus the normal part.
I drive way too fast, all the time.
I like black and teal.
I'm artistically inclined in every way shape and form.
I suck at everything else.
I'm afraid of; dolls, oceans/lakes, thunder, the dark, babies, and spiders.
I can dance like Shakira.
I'm very quirky, but in the interesting way, more than the weird way.
I'm into all that stupid guy stuff like
guns, tattoos, rock music, getting in fights, cars, and motorcycles.
I'm too sarcastic for my own good.
I love; eyes, concerts, one dimple, good art, bargain shopping, the beach at night, the world when it's blue, fun people, pretending like I have an accent at work, perversion, talking like a gangstuh, boy snuggles, stars, raves, theme parks, strange names, cancer sticks, screwdrivers and vodka tonics, hands, cell phone, ipod, car, rain, and doing illegal things.
I'm a total music addict.
I'm a music encyclapedia.
I play sing and bass and absolutely suck at every other insturment.
I'm very
rude, crude, and crass.
I'm not really a movie person except when it comes to a good Indie, Phychological Thriller, or Horror/mass quantities of gore movie.
Skanks are gross, dont talk to me if you are one.
Bitch, dont be telling people your a model when all you do is pose for your friends in your backyard every weekend.
I work with models for my job, dont insult them with your ugly lying ass.
By the way, I'm a professional fashion photographer. (no my pictures arent on my flickr, just my lame ones I like to take of my friends when were bored.)
How many 17 year olds can say that?
I spend alot of time around adults so I'm very mature.
I'm sort of a bitch, but if I like you I'm a sweetheart.
I'm Agnostic, get over it.
I take more perscriptions than your grandma.
I'm 17, stupidly tall, pastey, with orange hair and crazy green eyes.
I may not be as hot at you, as skinny as you, have boobs as big as yours, or clothes/makeup/hair as nice as yours but I promise I'm way more amazing and talented than youll aspire ever be.
Talk to me, I doubt youll ever be bored.
I'm up for anything, so lets go baby.
I spend money too much.
I, like every other girl, would like to have a
hardcore, tall, dark, handsome, mature, funny, artistic, musically inclined, smart, confident, mysterious, badass with a sweet heart.
Wish me luck.
As soon as I'm 18 I'm out of this hell hole known as North Carolina.
I'm too loud sometimes, and too quiet others.
I may be young, but it doesnt mean I dont know how to
get crunkkk
I'm smart and intuitive, acctually talk to me instead of judging me by my fucking myspace profile and you will easily see that.
You never want to fight me, I will verbally rip you a new one, and physically rip you limb from limb.
Dont belive me? Ask the last bitch that crossed me.
I give good advice, but I cant take my own.
I like to over embellish, wave my arms around, and contort my face in very grotesque ways when I describe things.
Makeup=love.
Cross me and I'll rip off your arms and beat you to death with them
I'm the
rawest, artsiest, craziest, funnest, randomist, rudest, crudest, graceless, funniest, boldest, badass bitch you’ll ever meet.
Cross my heart.
Sidenote: I deleated my old myspace for a reason, please dont be a dick and try to stalk me/be a pervert and try to get naked pictures/ask me to "holla at you"/send me stupid messages saying nothing more than "sup"/send me messages that arent in english. [the only other language I can speak to you in is Spanish, no not l33t, I'm really fucking sorry dumbass.]
art, painting, drawing, photography, music, concerts, bass, singing, writing, poetry, acting, running, cursing
Metal, Rock, Industrial, Hardcore, Indie, Alternative, Crunk, real Punk, Techno, Oldies, Big Band, Bluegrass/Folk, Spanish Rap, and some Emo, R&B/Rap, and Post-Punk.
Serj Tankian, Johnny Cash, Toulouse Lautrec, and Satan; because I'm fucking sick of people putting God and Jesus in their fucking heroes. If God were real he would fucking hate you anyway.
Get your own BuddyPoke!