I have 36 nicknames I have/had, that I can still remember: Jess/Jessi/Jessie/Jessy--Pretty much anyone and everyone can call me any of these. Jessiecuh--Ashuhlee came up with this one. Jess Jess-- This one was original from Rachelle, but Justin thinks he's the first one. Sorry.
Jessrz--Basically Amy, Megan, or Stef.
Jeddy--Megan and Stef. Jessiecuj-- Ashapash<3 Jethy--Asshy. Juss--Ashapash<3 Jessypoo-- My dad.
Jessla--Hanna Banana called me this, once, a while ago.
Jess[ick]uh--Ashuhlee.
Jesserca-- Idr ;x Jesseh--Amy. Alexander. JessicaMarie--JessicaMarlana. And. EmmaMarie.
Jessbby-- Miranda Panda.
Jess-uh-pie-- Hanna Banana. Jessy Wessy-- Tone-ya.
Jessy Jess Jess-- Kimmy Kim Kim.
Jessykins-- Miranda Panda.
Jessi[MC]ahh-- Ashapash.
Jessi Ba-Wessi--Hanna Banana.
Dingleberry-- Justin's called me that several times. ;x Baby Puppy-- My mother. Gayface--Gayerface[[Clarke]] Chad--Dee[[Melody]] Gumdrop--Sugarplum[[Ashapash]] Whoreface--Bitchface[[Ashapash]] Lovahface--Ashapash.
Pickle-- Gabby. Pookie-Poo-- Justin, in all his lame-ness xD
Hess--Melvin[[CarCar]]
Crackwhore Bitch--Ashapash.
Ajax--Siggy.
Wiggles--Squiggles[[Kippy]]
Music
[[Under construction]] Im not very picky about music. I dont judge by genre or singer[s]. If I like the way it sounds, then I like it. Such as.. Aerosmith, Apocalyptica, A Perfect Circle, ACDC, AFI, Alabama, Alan Jackson, Alanis Morrissette, Alice In Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Alison Krauss, Alkaline Trio, Andy McKee, Anna Nalick, Atreyu, AVA, Avenged Sevenfold, Avril Lavigne, Big && Rich, Billy Currington, Blake Sheldon, Blink 182, Blue October, Bowling For Soup, Bobby Pinson, Boys Like Girls, Brad Paisley, Breaking Benjamin, Brooks && Dunn, Buckcherry, Carrie Underwood, Cartel, Chevelle, Chris Daughtry, Chris Young, Chuck Wicks, Clay Walker, Coheed and Cambria, Collin Raye, Cradle of Filth, Creed, Crossfade, Darius Rucker, Dashboard Confessional, Diamond Rio, Dido, Dierks Bentley, Dire Straits, Disturbed, Dixie Chicks, Dragon Force, Drowning Pool, Eli Young Band, Eminem, Evanescence, Faith Hill, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Fort Minor, From Autumn To Ashes, From First To Last, Fuel, Garth Brooks, Gary Allan, George Strait, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Greenday, Gretchen Wilson, Guns N' Roses, Hatebreed, Hellogoodbye, HIM, Hinder, Hoobastank, Hot Apple Pie, Incubus, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Jack Ingram, Jacks Mannequin, James Otto , Jamie O'Neal, Jason Aldean, Jason Michael Carroll, Jason Mraz, Jessica Andrews, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Wayne, Jo Dee Messina, Joe Nichols, John Anderson, John Michael Montgomery, Johnny Cash, Josh Gracin, Josh Turner, Journey, Kc & Jojo, Keith Anderson, Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Kenny Rogers, Killswitch Engage, KoRn, LeAnn Rimes, Lee Ann Womack, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Little Big Town, Lonestar, Mark Chesnutt, Mark Willis, Martina McBride, Matchbox 20, Metallica, Miranda Lambert, Montgomery Gentry, Mudvayne, Natash Bedingfield, Nickleback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Oasis, Offspring, OneRepublic, Panic! At The Disco, Pantera, Papa Roach, Paramore, Pat Green, Plain White T's, Puddle Of Mudd, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Randy Travis, Rascal Flatts, Reba McEntire, Relient K, Rob Zombie, Saliva, Sara Evans, Sarah McLachlan, Savage Garden, Seal, Secondhand Serenade, Seether, Shania Twain, SHeDAISY, Simple Plan, Skillet, Slayer, Slipknot, Smile Empty Soul, Snow Patrol, Stained, Stone Sour, Sublime, Sugarclut, Sugarland, Switchfoot, System Of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, TATU, Taylor Swift, Tenacious D, Ten Count Fall, The All American Rejects, The Dresden Dolls, The Eagles, The Fray, The Killers, The Muse, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Used, The Vanished, The White Stripes, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins, Tracy Byrd, Trapt, Travis, Travis Tritt, Trivium, Waking Ashland.. I got really bored.. so now.. Im moving on |: .. but theres several more, Im sure.
Movies
[[under construction]] "Yesterday I delivered a pair of twins to a 15 year old girl and do you know what she said to me?" "Im a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?" "Close..but no. She said 'I should have listened to my father!'" "She did not." "Well thats what she would have said if she wasnt so doped up." -- 10 Things I Hate About You; Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me. -- Runaway Bride; "This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush? You the king of the forest?" -- Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle; "Riley, what do you see?" "Death and despair. Mostly death. Uh I mean a little despair, the last few seconds. But then a hard sudden death." -- National Treasure 2; "I have declared war on the next continent." "Declared war? But there's no one even living there." "Yes, but there will be one day. So we've left a sort of open-ended ultimatum." "What?" "And blown up some military installations." "Military instillations, Number Two?" "Yes, sir. Well, potential military installations. (pause) All right. Trees. And we interrogated a gazelle." -- "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so." -- "We're safe." "Ah. Good." "We're in a cabin of one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet." "Ah. This is obviously some strange usage of the word "safe" that I hadn't previously been aware of." -- "Drink up. The world's about to end." "This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays." -- "Hey, Ford! How many escape capsules are there?" "None." "You counted them?" "Twice." -- "It's at times like this, when I'm trapped in an Vogan airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I had listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why? What did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!"--Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy; "If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls."-- Dodgeball; "Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you." -- "Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity." -- "Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway? " -- Shrek; "We go together like peas and carrots."-- Forrest Gump; "You are a fucking ugly bitch I want to stab to death and then play around with your blood."-- American Psycho; "Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?" -- Armaggedon; "The time-travelling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!" -- "In the future, we don't need horses. We have motorised carriages called automobiles."-- Back to the Future; "Shut up, you slowass driver. You drive like a bitch!" -- "I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth." --Bad Boys; How can you read this? There's no pictures!-- Beauty and the Beast; So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?" -- The Big Lebowski; "You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct." --Blade;
Television
[[under construction]] "The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader, you've seen Star Wars forty-seven times. You do the math." -- "It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff." "I'd kill to be that bored." -- "Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling "disco sucks"? What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock and roll" teaches you?" "No, it teaches me that disco sucks!" -- "I dunno, I'm Jewish. That's no cake walk, either. I was elected school treasurer last year. I didn't even run." -- "You can hardly stand to be around us. When you two were kids, you used to run around naked and lay in bed with us all night. We bathed you and we cleaned your butts when you pooped and we loved it. Now, we try to pat you on the head and you run for the hills. Well, I'm fed up. We are going to be close from now on whether you like it or not. We're going to spend quality time together, and we're going to enjoy it, damn it!" -- "Dad, give me one good reason why there can't be a woman president." "It's called three irrational days per month. Now, I would have no issue with the other twenty-seven, but we're talking about the atomic bomb here."-- Freaks and Geeks; "Master Shake told me to go in the freezer because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken." -- "Shake, how did you get in this beam?" "Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do." -- "You and your third dimension." "What about it?" "Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five." "Thousand." "Yes, five thousand." "Don't question it!" "Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two." "Well, that sounds like a personal problem." -- "I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them." -- "Shake, have you seen my towel?" "Just use a paper towel!" "I'm taking a bath!" "They're right in the kitchen, just go get 'em!" -- "I wonder who killed Carl's car." "A car can't be killed... it was murdered!" -- "Hello, Japan? Yes, connect me to Godzilla, please." -- Aqua Teen Hunger Force; "Do you think Phantom Menace is as good of a movie as Empire?" "Well, certainly, I think it's the best movie I've made yet." "Permission to treat this witness as hostile. Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that in Star Wars Obi-Wan tells Luke when he met his father he was a great pilot, but in Menace he's just a little boy?" "Well, my kids thought..." "And how come Obi-Wan tells Luke that Yoda is the Jedi that trains him, but in the movie Liam Neeson trains him?" "Um, well, the power of myth..." "Isn't it true you knew this was a bad movie, that you wrote it over a weekend but told people you had it written for years?" "Objection! The pod race was pretty cool." -- "I want you lock, stock, and barrel." "Is this some sort of gay thing?" "No." "You're sure?" "Yeees." -- "We don't have to talk about the Matrix. We could just talk about... stuff. Your favorite bands. Chicks who've broken our hearts. The Matrix." -- " "Pay as you exit"? This is your plan? Wasn't this what the customers were doing already?" "Kind of. I guess. Shut up." -- "Mary Mother of God, I cut my hand on a rubber band! Do you sell Band-Aids?" "Band-Aids is a brand name. The proper term is "adhesive strips." " "The man is bleeding to death, and you're getting into sematics arguement?" -- "They used to call me "Sexy Randal the Pharoah Wizard." " "No, they didn't." "One guy did." -- "I've told him before that if we stay open all night, the video store can cater to the vampire and hooker crowd, but he never listens." -- "That was a movie, this is real life." "You said the same thing about Jaws when we were kids." "Because you refused to sit on the toilet!" "Sharks swim in the water, there's water in my toilet. I rest my case." --Clerks Animated Series; "Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO"!" "Peter, those are Cheerios." -- "Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung." " "Why?" "Time is a factor, Lois." -- "Now, kids, your father's just trying to spend time with his family. Or kill us. I'm not sure which." -- "Hey birthday dude, you want some ice cream?" "Yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!" -- "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch." -- "Hey, c'mon Stewie. Your mom and I have something for you." "Oh, let me guess. You picked out another colorful box with a crank that I'm supposed to turn and turn until, ooh, big shock, a jack pops out. And then you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside." -- "Where do you think you go when you die?" "I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come." "UPN?" -- "You're drunk again." "No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."-- Family Guy; "Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?" "Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film, you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film." "Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. Driving all over the place and going mad. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is." -- "I know! We'll lure them into a giant bingo game!" "And how are we going to do that?" "We'll print up some bingo cards on our printing press, and... Oh." "Yes, it's the lack of a printing press that lets us down there. Or bingo balls. Or a PA system. Or, in fact, any bingo paraphinalia at all." "Damn. So near, yet so far." -- "So you took Father Jack out for a walk... and you lost him. Again." "Well, Ted, like I said the last time: it won't happen again." -- "All right. This is a long shot, but it's our only hope. I'm going to leave this paper and pencil here, and hopefully in the morning, God will have written down what we should do, okay?" -- "Did you ever notice it's usually sick people who end up in hospitals?" -- "Oh, Ted, uh, that's the other thing. I-I sold Niamh the house." "What?!" "Actually, I just gave it to her." "What? You - wait a minute!" "Niamh's going to turn it into a studio. She said we can have all the recording time we want." "Wait, now! Wait, now! You gave her the house? I mean, how -" "Ted! Wait a second! Where are we going to live?!" -- Father Ted; "You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance." -- "I guess I should have known... we'd be out somewhere, and a beautiful woman would go by, and Carol would go, "Ross, look at her." And I'd think, "My wife is cool!" " -- "Phoebe. That's a nice name." "You think that's nice, you should hear my phone number." -- "Just tell him Joey sent you. He'll know what it means." "Gee, I don't know. Do you think he'll be able to crack your code?" -- "Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian!" "Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it." -- "Ross, if homo sapiens actually were homo sapiens, is that why they're extinct?" "Joey, they are people!" "Hey, I'm not judging!" -- "I think my marriage might be kind of over." "Oh my God, why?" "Cause Carol's a lesbian, and I'm not... and apparently it's not a mix and match situation." -- Friends; "Lucy, what are you doing back there?" "I lost my earring." "Where?" "In the bedroom." "What are you doing looking out here for it?" "Because the light's better out here?" -- "Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776!"--"Do you people always dance this close in Cuba?" "Uh-huh." "We don't dance this close in America." "Well, Cuba is a lot smaller than America."-- I Love Lucy; "A billion points to everybody. One billion. Feel the heat, Regis." -- "... You suck!" "You're one tae bo class away from an ass kicking." -- "Bachelor number one?" "Shut up, Buttmunch! I've got class in the morning!" "You need to have some class right now." -- "Nine out of ten Americans agree that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine." -- "Hey, if you're at home watching the show with your girlfriend, why don't you call your wife, ask her to tune in too." -- "He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one." -- "Sorry about the mess. During the break we were all practicing random acts of kindness on one another." -- "I had to stop you, 'cause, y'know, it was getting kinda dangerous. We didn't want kids at home putting their invisible dates on their invisible bikes and going down invisible hills, y'know. That's just asking for trouble." -- "This makes a great party game. If you're at a party with no chicks or booze, you can do this game." -- "For as long as I can remember I've had memories." -- Whose Line Is It Anyway?; "So now you're skipping work altogether?!" "No, I called in sick." "Called who? You're the boss." "I know, it was a strange conversation. If I do it again, I'm going to fire me."-- Will and Grace;
Books
I dont read alot, but when I do, it has to be a good book, or I wont be interested. I love The Host, The Twilight Saga [[Even though stupid 'fan' people have ruined it]], The Harry Potter books, The Maximum Ride series was good, I liked alot of James Patterson's books
[[Under construction.]]
My name is Jessica.
Im not your average 20 year old.
Ive been through alot, but Ive still got alot to learn.
Im gullible.
Im not a fighter, but mess with my friends or sister, and you're in trouble.
Im short. I know this. No need to point it out, unless you want to piss me off.
Im a very forgiving person, but I unfortunately hold grudges like its a life line.
I hide my emotions.
I go talk to everyone before I go talk to the one person who I should talk to.
I hate being put under pressure. Push things on me and I will run like its the plague.
I over think every little thing. Im very insecure.
Im basically a walking contradiction.
Im very sarcastic. Dont like it? You can get to steppin'.
People come and go. Its not always fun, but I never forget the good times.
I hate when people throw my flaws in my face. I guarantee that whatever you find wrong, I will have already figured that, and put myself down over it.
I have trust issues.Good luck.
Im stubborn.Have fun with that.
I rarely make sense. I talk alot. If you can understand my random rants, you're truly something special. I compare my life to song lyrics and icons.
I get annoyed easily. Watch out. Its hard to get me to change my mind.
I love to read.Its my escape from reality.
I love movies. Im the kind of girl that loves just sitting at home cuddling/chilling in front of a movie.
I love music. All kinds.
I hate labels. I find it hilarious when people live up to the stupid, embarassing ones.
I believe its all fun and games, until someone falls, then its effin' hilarious.
I hate sleeping. I fear that I wont ever wake up.
I ponder the most random stuff. It will really hurt your brain.
I put all my friends before myself. No matter the consequence.
I can be obnoxious.
I am easily amused.
I am impatient.
I am sometimes slow. I will laugh my ass off about something that happened 2 days before.
I am clumsy. I will fall/trip/bruise myself at least twice in a day. I bruise like a peach. Pepsi is my drug.Yes, drug.Pepsi=Caffiene=Drug. Ergo Pepsi=Drug. Get it? Got it? Good.
I hatehatehate odd numbers. I get unusually giddy over even numbers.
I can be very perverted.
Im afraid of bugs.
I love frogs, reptiles, lizards. As long as they aren't poisonous.
I want to own a 'wild' animal one day. Meerkats, ostriches, penguins, pandas, && koalas are adorable.
I love horror movies. Until Im alone. Thanks to Psycho, I cant take a shower home alone. Thanks to Scream, Im afraid of public restrooms.
I hate/love chick flicks.
I like cold pizza more than fresh pizza.
Cheese is love, but Im lactose intolerant. I have a secret weakness for cool whip.
I hate attention.
I hate confrontation.
I hate judgemental, close minded, homophobic people.
Im against abortion.
Who I'd like to meet: July 20, 2007- February 14, 2009♥ - one of the best things to happen in my life
i promise you my love
i promise you my heart
i promise you my life
i promise we'll never be apart
i promise not to hurt you
i promise to never make you cry
i promise to always trust you
i promise not to lie
i promise you forever
i promise you tonight
i promise you my respect
i promise to do things right
i promise to always be there
i promise until the end
i promise to always love you
i promise to be your best friend
your the peanut to my butter ,
your the star to my burst,
your the m to my m,
your the pop to my tart,
your the milky to my way,
your the fruit to my loop,
your the milk to my duds,
your the lucky to my charms,
your the ice to my cream,
your the ghetto to my booty
HOW MANY MORE DAYS UNTIL VANCOUVER!?!?! Is it 11 now today? :D:D:D:D
Heyheyheyy, you. With the pretty face. Yeah, you. CONGRATS ON YOUR GRADUATIONNNNNN!!!!! It's such an exciting time in our lives, ohh yes it isss.(: -shares the exciting time with you-
Youuu areee sooo luckyyy. Well it sure sounds like a winner of a deal. [: Hope everything goes GREAT with yew-kno-wh00o0o. :DD YOU GRADUATE THIS YEAR TOOOO?! Awesomeee! '09bby! Lololol. Are you sooo excited?!?! Money situation, yeahh I feel ya. Hopefully you get some big dollas for grad! I don't have a job this summer, so it's kinda shitty actually. I feel sortaaaa..lost. ;S OHWELL. I'll survive, sure. ;p
OHMAHGOSHHHH, and who is this boyyyyy?! Spill it, Missy! I wish I had a boy. Grrr, I envy you. ..SERIOUSLY. GRrrRRrR.
Well I'm glad to hear you're doin alright! I'm going pretty goood. Just graduated last Friday actually, so it's pretty surreal! I'M A BIG COLLEGE KID NOW, OH MY. ;p
