hahahah yeah i get back the 20 so that weekend totally works. HA! it wasn't the boob, it was her face!!! that ho looked just like tori spelling and something needed to be done about it. i'll get my crotchless panties ready for your arrival!
AHAHAHAHAHA! i am loving every minute of that. too bad i am at work and don't have anything awesome to put up for you (for example you lying across my stove)!!! you for sure coming next week/end?! we gotta make so many memories in such a short time. bon jovi: "you wanna make...a memoooorrryyyyeeee??"
haha! that has to be the best video you have ever sent me. what haters is she even referring to?! you know she just wanted to be tough on youtube so she could be the talk of the playground. LIL J: BADDEST MO FUCKIN BIOTCH ON THE SWING SET! anyhoozer, i can't believe i forgot to send you updated pickieeez of our boot scootin' friend! (and by boot i mean motorized wheelchair) then
bffz
now
also, remember fat runner girl?
visit!!! the only times i am not available are the first three weekends in july i think. if you can come up the last saturday in june brant is having a big ol' bonfire! any other time is good too. i am about ready to crunk my face off with you! literally, i want to crunk my face right off.
IF YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY, YOU CAN HIT ME UP ON MY MOTHA FUCKIN MYSPACE. CAUSE THIS LIL BITCH WILL KILL YOU. SO IF YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY, YOU CAN SAY IT TO... ...ME.
From the Wikipedia entry on "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)", concluding the music video section: "The song then explodes into its beginning, with a myriad of locations and various outfits by Houston, as dancers trying to impress her as she dances around, just having a good time. At one point she pours a bucket of water on a bad dancer. "
AHAHAHAA!!!!! what kind of half-assed mother just laughs as her fat kid has his/her(?) face all stuck up in a roller coaster!? HAHA! i about peed myself.
fat kid: "ow! IT HURTS IT HURTS!! I'M STUCK! OW OW OW!" martha stewart ass lookin' mom: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" i bet that kid grows up and marries little fat baby jessica on maury. speaking of, pink nitemare got her stomach stapled and lost like 7 pant sizes so far!!!
I don't even remember saying that. I don't remember much from that night, but if I can inspire people...Yeah, you can contirbute some verses to my new tracks! Just give me a few days to get my mind together and meet with this dude and we're good!
pudding pop - i cannot believe we have not yet talked about heath ledger's death. this is important. ALSO, once i am rolling in the dough, i want to come love you.
happy birthday sean! i wish i could come to nyc this weekend but i have to work all weekend. have fun and dont get too crunked cause people could steal you. send me your address.
So apparently, it's like trendy to hire your own paps to follow you out on the town. Um, who thought of that like 1.5 years ago in Erie? Firecrotch! Firecrotch!
ridiculous memory #54675 remember when i made a huge deal about driving to the store so i could buy celine dion's greatest hits? and it was so serious.
omg reallllllyyy?!?!?!?111 i'm having a party on brant's farm the weekend before!! it's an ugly sweater mustache party! can you comeeeeeee?!?!?!??DF?Gxhsert
