YouTubeRoast.COM
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"YouTube Roast!...your home for critiquing of the best and worst of YouTube. (youtuberoast.com)"
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86 years old
Beverly Hills, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 9/1/2007
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YouTubeRoast.COM's Interests
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| General | Singing, Drinking, Acting (not early morning call times), Critiquing YouTube videos, Reviewing YouTube videos, safe aquatical (probably not a word) living | | Music | Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Count Bessie, Sisqo. | | Movies | Ocean's Eleven (original)...Screw you, Clooney! | | Television | Dean Martin Celebrity Roast, The Dean Martin Show, The Ed Sullivan Show, Teletubbies | | Books | Rat Pack Confidential, anything that can be used as a coaster | | Heroes | Who could we possibly look up to? Are you kidding me? We own The Sands, bitchface. |
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Dating | | Body type: | 6' 2" | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Occupation: | Crooner |
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About me:
Go to YouTubeRoast.com right now! What are you waiting for? We're wasted! do you want a kamikaze shot or something?
History of YouTube Roast:
Imagine if you will, it’s 2006 and Robot Dean Martin, Cyborg Frank Sinatra, One of the Kennedys, Sammy Davis Jr. Hologram, Ron Pickles, Joey Bishop, Frank Sinatra in a Time Machine, Orson Welles Bobblehead and Ruth Buzzi Lightyear are all attending a mandatory meeting at the “Super Legendary Entertainers of the Past Headquarters,” 20,000 leagues under the Atlantic Ocean, just off the coast of Miami. The current state of entertainment is at an all time low, with clips of stupid human tricks, bad office parody sketches and bad white rappers on a new website called “YouTube,” taking precious viewing time away from the real performers. What would you do in a situation like this if you were the electronic version of one of the strongest witted, most talented group of performers in history?
The Super Legendary Entertainers knew they had to act fast, without blowing their cover and returning to the surface. The Super Legendary Entertainers did the only thing they could do at this point…. Robot Dean Martin drank bourbon until his joints rusted, Cyborg Frank Sinatra beat the shit out of Frank Sinatra in a Time Machine, Ruth Buzzi Lightyear got caught in an intense love triangle with Joey Bishop and Orson Welles Bobblehead and Sammy Davis Jr. Hologram sang “Mr. Bojangles” on repeat…oh yeah…and they built this website.
Now every morning, sensing the world needs them, The Super Legendary Entertainers assemble in the main conference room, chant, “YouTube Roast! Ho!!!!” and begin critiquing and reviewing YouTube videos. It’s a long way from The Sands, but then again, they are robots who live 20,000 leagues under the Atlantic Ocean. Salud!
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Who I'd like to meet:
One good entertainer today who could mess with the Rat Pack. Yeah right. Hey-yo!
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