David Capurro
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""I don't need drugs to enjoy this... just to enhance it." -- Otto"
Male
30 years old
BERKELEY, California
United States
Last Login: 11/17/2008
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David Capurro's Interests
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| General | Yoyoing, Foosball, Black Sabbath, Mopar, 1970 Dodge Challengers, Thai food, chess, irc, wintergreen altoids, playing guitar loud, linux, unix, freebsd, drinking soda, being a smart ass, girls, circus, burlesque, live shows, board games, driving, road trips, cooking, enjoying life, sunflower seeds, driving fast, driving fast loud cars, making money, fixing computers, monogamy, glasses, geeks, ice water, cold drinks, Dr. Pepper, impressing people with my ability to name all 50 states in alphabetical order, impressing people with my ability to name all the presidents in presidential order, being an excellent speller, being a grammar nazi, being a passenger in my friend mike's car while he is driving maniacally, frop, bowling, red heads, The Dr. Hal Show, The Odeon Bar, cool shit, geek girls, ping pong, Fernet Branca, breathing, nag champa, being geeky on the computer, voyeurism, juggling and any sort of object manipulation, INTJ, freaky subgenius people, Iron Chef, arguing, being bitter, staying the fuck away from clowns, your mom. | | Music | Black Sabbath, The Fucking Champs, and anything from the 80's and back. They sure don't make it like they used to. | | Movies | Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, any Star Trek series (except enterprise, yuck!), Trekkies, South Park, OLD Ren and Stimpy (the new stuff can eat my ass), pretty much anything on the discovery channel, Cowboy Bebop, Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, Sneakers, War Games, Falling Down, Casino, any Kevin Smith flick, any Trey Parker and Matt Stone movie, 70's version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, What's eating Gilbert Grape, Raising Arizona, The Evil Dead series, The Daily Show, Talk Sex with Sue, Iron Chef, Curb Your Enthusiasm! | | Television | TV Bad. See above. | | Books | Circus of the Scars by Jan Gregor, and whatever various catalogs I have lying around in my bathroom. | | Heroes | Myself. |
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David Capurro's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Oakland, Ca | | Body type: | 6' 0" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Linux Sysadmin | | Income: | $75,000 to $100,000 |
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David Capurro's Blurbs |
About me:
Moon is in 23 Degrees Virgo.
You tend to be serious-minded but cheerful for the most part. You need tasks that engage both your mind and your hands. A careful worker, you enjoy making things. You are neat and orderly, and are very concerned with good health habits. Fastidious to the extreme, you cannot tolerate messes and will immediately clean them up. Reserved, shy, and very self-critical, you tend to be very hard on yourself. You usually will go out of your way to be helpful and useful to others. Practical, reliable, efficient and conservative, at times you are a bit of a prude. You are known to lead a simple, uncomplicated, frugal, methodical and unemotional lifestyle. You are devoted and caring to those you love.
An excerpt from the Ask Dr. Hal Show mailing list:
"David Capurro... IJ (Internet Jockey) Capurro, also known for his alter-identity Yo-Yo Pro, one of the original Monsters of Yo-Yo Fu and Master Yo-Yo Manipulator
extraordinaire, built my computer. He's a man of many talents. Although he sometimes veers toward being too eager to present the audience with closely observed scenes of bunghole-lapping, projectile-vomiting, or even, at times, a ghastly combination of the two, Dave keeps the show connected to the digital world, all the while scheming to bilk Chicken of as many free shots as his inserted questions can receive, as they are rewarded in this curious
fashion for their excellence and entertainment value. What a sense of humor the guy has, I tell you. But I guess you really have to be there to appreciate this..."
According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!
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Your Deadly Sins
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| Envy: 60%
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| Wrath: 60%
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| Gluttony: 40%
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| Sloth: 40%
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| Greed: 20%
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| Lust: 20%
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| Pride: 20%
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| Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%
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| You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.
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Your results:
You are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
| An Expendable Character (Redshirt) |
| 85% |
| Deanna Troi |
| 60% |
| Geordi LaForge |
| 55% |
| Jean-Luc Picard |
| 45% |
| Worf |
| 45% |
| Data |
| 43% |
| Chekov |
| 40% |
| Leonard McCoy (Bones) |
| 40% |
| James T. Kirk (Captain) |
| 40% |
| Uhura |
| 35% |
| Will Riker |
| 35% |
| Mr. Scott |
| 35% |
| Spock |
| 29% |
| Beverly Crusher |
| 10% |
| Mr. Sulu |
| 10% |
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Since your accomplishments are seldom noticed,
and you are rarely thought of, you are expendable.
That doesn't mean your job isn't important but if you
were in Star Trek you would be killed off in the first
episode you appeared in.
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Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who are down to earth and can hold intelligent conversations. People who don't tell me about what they watched on television last night... I don't care. People that discuss things that actually happen in their lives. People that yoyo and can do neat stuff with skill toys. Funny motherfuckers. People who actually accomplish shit and get things done. People with a sense of humor! If you are conservative, republican, or politically correct, and therefore don't have much going on in the humor department... we probably wont get along one bit.
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David Capurro has 87 friends.
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