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i have attached it twice, successfully, so you are clearly the nimrod
here, you stupid bastard. here, i will copy/paste it inline, so you can
stop fucking bothering me. i am a very busy man with lots of important
shit to do; is this too much for you to handle now? if you need someone
to wipe yer ass, I am sure there are plenty of little drunk chicks runnin'
around what would jump at the oppertoonty.
Well, there was a like nakid man wearing nought but a poncho
what locked himself out his house, and lo! He was up cimbin’ the pole and
tryin’ git in the window…and the great god Ocipherius had struck him dumb,
and there wasn’t nothing else to do.
We play what you might call jug music, the music of the sons of coal
miners and bank robbers, minor outlaws and outlaw miners, pickin what they
chickens said all winter, and raisin’ hell.
And you know that ain’t bad,. Hottern a two-dollar pistol, hey-ni-now
here, shoot a monkey. And m r pigs.
I told the sonabitch I’d shoot…
I’d like to meet: the meat, all of it: bacon, shrimp, sausages, squirrel,
bologna hey-ni-now, narse narners…teenage Mexican girls what don’t don’t
have no dads, boobies, old men what run ‘round with their pants off,
people what’s they good sense, and their heads out their asses.
Three-legged dogs with good senses of humor, the guinea worm, them midgets
with dicks, the mother of Dave Lewis, and others about like that.
Television: Cipherion Televangelists, what like that Billy Damned
feller, and what like the High Priet o the Cipherion, Vee Mann, what wears
the robes of burlap, and pisses in the boots of the disciples, glory and
honor to the trailer home, amen…The Dukes of Hazzard, and TNT movies on
Saturday, the Bevery Hillhillies, and whatnot…that man what whacks the
hacksaw with the rubber mallet, so they makes the fancy bird feeders, like
what my mom has, and keeps em ducks and squirrels out of it…you ever et
them duck sausages, …ponchos, Excedrin….
Books: The Sears Christmas Catalogue and the Bible…that one Camel puts
out for shit what you can get if you smoke too much, like jackets for the
bars, magazine, Excedrin….
Heroes: Grizzly Adams, Clint Eastwoob, Paul Bunyan, Dave Lewis, Uncle
Dave Macon, that guy in the army jacket what stopped them trucks from
blowin’ up in MokeyTown Holler, Mad Dog, Louis Riskie what runs the
trailer junkyard up in Norwalk, Pepe Le Peu, feller what ciphered the
Branded theme, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, carnies and truckers,miners,
and coal miners, lot lizards, Excedrin…Alka Seltzer?
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