roller derby. baking. rock 'n' roll. alts and crafts.
Music
Movies
heathers. rushmore. boondock saints. harry potter. high fidelity. donnie darko. the puffy chair. the squid and the whale. the departed. fight club. reservoir dogs. the virgin suicides. the little mermaid. memento. office space. snatch. mallrats.
Television
the office. the daily show. upright citizen's brigade. the critic. freaks and geeks. it's always sunny in philadelphia. entourage. greek. the wire.
Books
middlesex. harry potter saga. twilight. sex, drugs, cocoa puffs. perks of being a wallflower. i am charlotte simmons. about a boy. high fidelity. watchmen. v for vendetta. y: the last man. maus. pride of baghdad.
Marshall University
Huntington, WEST VIRGINIA
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Print Journalism
Minor: Political Science
Clubs: The Parthenon, Society of Professional Journalists
Greek:
Alpha Chi Omega
In town for Thanksgiving? Skip the malls and bring the family to roller derby Nov. 29!
Tickets are $12 for ages 12 and up, $6 for ages 6-11 and free for kids 5 and under. On sale now through Ticketmaster (service charge applies) or for face value at the door.
Sports junkie? Our announcers will provide college football score updates throughout the bout.
Do-gooder? Bring an item from the Capital Area Food Bank's most wanted list and you will be entered into a halftime drawing.
keep seeing ads for you tweeniest vice...and am finding them strangely compelling. if i order form amazon, will they ship in plain brown packaging so nobody knows??
Hey there Bret, I see you looking down. Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown. Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do. Sure, you're weedy and kind of shy. But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy. They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay. Just hear me out when I say...
Bret, you got it going on. The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality. I said, Bret, you got it going on. Not in a xxx way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate." Why can't a heterosexual guy, Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly. Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem. Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable. Because you're bumpable. Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable. If I say you've got a boom ow-ow. Come on Bret, help me out now.
Bret, you got it going on. (You got it going on!) That's the conclusion that I've come to. But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you. Bret, you got it going on. (Got it going on...) No doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy. If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
If one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man. Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman. And then I imagine you with some bosoms. In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely. And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel. I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you. Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you.
i'm SO glad that i got to see you this weekend!! sorry we didn't get to see you on sunday, but when you come in at the end of the month we can get together
