angry men in suits, bad covers, bad teeth, banal sex, banjos, basil rathbone, beethoven, bill bailey, bobby sixkiller, catholicism, chauvinism, cheesy goth rock, chivalry, communism, concept albums, conquest and brotherhood, contortion, cross dressing, crying and masturbating, cuba, dancing like a goth, distress of the wrong, diz-dom, dragonforce lyrics, dudes in lycra tights, east germany, eastern bloc, exclusion of cheerful, fetal position, fighting like gentlemen, fishing, gaijin, grandpas, gunishment, harpsichords, heavy metal, hero metal, horseshoe pitching, inappropriate use of chopsticks, ireland, jihad, joy, keith richards, key changes, kinky friedman, kuminism, lorenzo lamas, louise brooks, mad scientists, mana, marxism, mary poppins, masculinity, masturbatory guitar solos, mechanical pencils, men hugging each other, mens clothes, metal operas, mildred's boobs, mother of london, motorbikes, musical saw, my belly, my fake british accent, old men, omar sharif, pensioners, peter o'toole, pirates, pocket watches, poofy sleeves, post punk, power metal, prince charming, prince harry, prog rock, richard harris, ridiculously long power-ballads, russia, scotch, senior citizens, shakespeare, shatner impressions, shatner's basoon, shopping trollies, singing phonetically, smoking, snogging ugly dudes, songs about genghis khan, soviet union, square jaws, stephan hawking, surprises, tchotchkes, teen angst, tesco tunics, the chinese, the colonies, the great manowar, the necrowizard, the path of metal, the queen's english, the tiger lillies, three piece suits, tony blair, tweed, ugly, unicorns, ussr, viagra, vintage meat, visual kei, vladmir lenin, vladwatch, white hair, whitechapel massive, wilfrid brambell, world war one, ye olde, your accent, yungfuktoi, ???, ?????????????
Music
Power metal, heavy metal, 80's industrial, early jazz, post punk, high goth (harpsichord optional), anything where dudes in leather rock the ridiculously long masturbatory solos
Adagio, Adam and the Ants, ADX, Accept, Anthem, Anthrax, Archontes, Aria, Armored Saint, Attrition, Avenger, Bela Bartok, Big Black, Boris, Cabaret Voltaire, Captain Beefheart, Celtic Frost, The Damned, Diamanda Galas, Das Ich, Devo, Dir En Grey, Django Reinhardt, Earth, Einsturzende Neubauten, Ezo, Faith No More, Family Fodder, The Flaming Doo-Dits, Flatbacker, Faust, Foetus, Galneryus, Gamma Ray, Goatsnake, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Helloween, Iron Maiden, Jah Wobble, Jesu, Judas Priest, Kate Bush, Killing Joke, Klaus Nomi, Kleenex, kronos Quartet, Kruiz, Laibach, Lair of the Minotaur, Lee Presson and the Nails, Legendary Pink Dots, Leningrad, Leningrad Cowboys, Loudness, Manic Street Preachers, Manowar, Maudlin of the Well, Mekons, Melvins, Merzbow, Metal Church, Ministry, Modern Lovers, Neurosis, nin, Nitzer Ebb, Nurse With Wound, Pere Ubu, Pigface, PIL, Prefab Sprout, Racer X, Rhapsody (of... fire?), Roxy Music, Roy Orbison, Running Wild, Samael, Scorpions, Severed Heads, Slayer, Sortilege, Stratovarius, Sunn O))), Swans, Talking Heads, Taraf De Haidouks, Teardrop Explodes, Terasbetoni, Testament, Tiger Lillies, Throbbing Gristle, Thrones, Tuxedomoon, Queensryche, UFO, Ulan Bator, Ultravox, Ulver, Velvet Underground, Vladimir Vysotsky, Warlock, Ween, Whitehouse, Wire, X Japan, X Ray Spex
Movies
The one where they all die in the end....
Television
Books
Ones with buildings
Heroes
Bobby Sixkiller, Sybil Fawlty, Scott Deathboy, Bill Hicks, my fella, my dog.
Creator of Mother of London and yungfuktoi clothing labels, and co-creator of Coilhouse magazine. I'm a fashion designer. Because we can't all have a meaningful contribution to society.
This is the story of a tall girl with an ugly name who never sleeps and likes building things. There was not much of a career to be had in Lego, so now I make stuff for you to wear.
At the end of the day I'm just an artist, music lover, and idealist who would one day like to be an old man or possibly a unicorn. I require little of this existence.
I also have a blog. All I ever write about is politics, music and naff.
Who I'd like to meet: Lovely assistants. People with stupid goth names. Mongolians.
Wanna be my friend? Terrific. Splendid, even. I'll have a scotch and soda, no ice. Cheers.
You don't need to ask to be added.
I honour all friends requests unless you're a nazi or some spastic with his nob out.
PROFESSIONAL ENQUIRIES:
Models, photographers, stylists, film makers, etc. interested in collaborating: please send all correspondence to
yungfuktoi (at) hotmail (dot) com. I do not frequent the comparative gash that is MySpace mail.
Leave me a comment, or, even better, leave me a haiku.
I read and appreciate all of your comments, but note that I probably will not have the opportunity to reply.
Thank you very much for the add. WE FINALLY HAVE SOME NEW DEMOS UP! Please, check them out and tell us what you think! Oh yeah, make sure you check out our ReverbNation.com page!
I CAN SEE YOU WHEN YOU ARE NEAR. I CAN SMELL ALL YOUR FEAR. I CAN BREAK YOU WHEN I WANT. I CAN TEASE YOU WHEN I'M HOT. I MAKE YOUR MOUTH WATER WITH MY LIPS. I SHOW YOU A NEW WORLD WHEN I RUB YOUR CLIT. I SPIT OUT ALL YOUR SIN AND GO BACK DOWN TO DO IT AGAIN.
Thank you for your support. CZM - Mod As A Hatter New show at The Zombo Gallery in Lawrenceville Pa. Nov. 13th and 14th 6-10 PM http://elgatogomez.weebly.com/
Hello. Thanks for add. Your page is great! Represent a new album ARX KAELI - Highway. 2009. Cd packed in wooden box with laser engraving, covered a grey varnish. Time 62 min. Best Regards.
Hellooo, Beautiful. :) Not sure if you remember me, but... How are you? Still loving your pictures. I'd love to have you model for my album cover when I get signed to some awesome label. :D
Hope to hear back from you! ~Cory from Lucid Truth
AntiProduct's brilliant new LP, PLEASE TAKE YOUR CASH available exclusively from myspace.com/antiproduct. Produced by Sylvia Massy (with new and improved no added middle men)!
