Stubby Abbot
"I will pull your teeth right out of your goddamn head"

Male
31 years old
SEATTLE, Washington
United States



Last Login: 11/17/2008
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    Stubby Abbot's Interests
Generalsneezing
Musicween beck frank zappa talking heads johnny cash tom waits neutral milk hotel black heart procession modest mouse built to spill flaming lips radiohead prince merle haggard willie nelson eminem outkast bjork mates of state scissor sisters portishead
Moviesanything by wes anderson, terry gilliam, or that guy who did delicatessen (except that terrible alien movie) BATMAN BEGINS, MUTHAFUCKA!!!!! cool hand luke, LOTR, sky captain, spinal tap, team america, anything pixar, etc, etc
Televisionfamily guy, simpsons, chappelle show, spongebob, upright citizen's brigade, mr. show
Books(dyslexic)
HeroesBatman, Buster Keaton, Heisenberg, Bohr, Feynman, Schrodinger, Mandelbrot, Frank Zappa, Dean & Gene Ween
Groups: Nuke the DicksA Tribute to WE WROTE THE BOOK ON CONNECTORSpirate the fuckoComics By StubbyRed and Black RULES!WE LOVE MARISSA'S TRUE STORIES

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     Stubby Abbot's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cazadero, California
Body type:6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Some college
Occupation:Beta 6 Leader, Lathyrian Spacestation

   Stubby Abbot's Companies
Bad Horses
Port Angeles, WA US
backer, scout, talent
Rock dept.

all the time



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   Stubby Abbot's Blurbs
About me:
I am dyslexic. it took me fifteen minutes to write this sentence. I am also agoraphobic and prone to panic attacks. I am the lead singer in a rock band, but I hate going out to see other bands. in fact, it's something I've only done twice: tenacious D and GWAR. I don't even really like music, if given the choice, I'll always take silence over music. I used to think about suicide a lot, but now I just dream of having a sensory deprivation tank that is underground way out in the woods where no one could ever find it. I'm really into quantum physics, but I don't know any of the science behind it. I believe it was heisenberg himself who said "no one really understands quantum physics." I am frequently changing my hairstyle and growing beards and moustaches. if it has been a couple months since you've seen me, odds are you won't recognize me. I am a generic-looking white guy. I never tell anyone my age. the age it says on this profile is a lie that goes with a made-up birthday: 7-7-77. my goal is that one day I will actually forget how old I am, and thus be able to live forever. I can speak passable spanish. if someone really needs to tell me something, and they only speak spanish, and are very patient, they will be able to tell me that thing. I am 6 feet tall, but lately people have been telling me that I look taller, so I might be 6'1" my life is an eternal struggle between the part of me that wants to live in a huge mansion and be on MTV every day and tour the world playing sold-out stadium shows, and the part that wants to live in a cave in the middle of nowhere and never speak to another living soul until I die. oh, and people call me stubby because my last name is stabile.
Who I'd like to meet:
spiderman

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Stubby Abbot has 246 friends.
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Space Losers





Nov 12 2008 9:21 AM

HEY DUDES!
REMEMBER US?
HI! GUESS WHAT!?
WE FINISHED AN EPISODE!
HERE IT IS!
I'M REALLY EXCITED!
HERE'S PART ONE:

AND HERE'S PART TWO!!

HOORAY!!
AND HOW ARE YOU!?
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Oct 10 2008 6:44 PM


BE THERE!
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Oct 6 2008 7:48 AM

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April





Aug 22 2008 8:02 PM

You want to grab a breakfast sandwich later Abbot?
Batman





Aug 14 2008 7:07 PM

We are the cutest EVER!
Miss ya and poopies.
MYSTE





Aug 12 2008 7:40 AM

Oh wait, but there's more.
MYSTE





Aug 11 2008 7:14 PM

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Aug 7 2008 9:52 PM

Stubby Im real sore from rocking so good. Lets do that again . on friday.
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Sherbeth





Aug 4 2008 6:32 PM

yo sup foo? coming to WA this christing. hope to cu mang.
The K of D, an urban legend





Jul 25 2008 9:10 PM

hey mister. thanks again for showing up for our preview. soon we can discuss over beer how barb seems to have been stuck in a time machine of eternal youth. call you this weekend. x renata.
MATT





Jun 29 2008 9:25 PM

you are awsome!
Danielle





Jun 16 2008 5:42 PM

just a fair warning... i've been known to show up at random dilapidated rock houses wearing nothing but a rubber chicken on my head and carrying my ghetto blaster which always seems to be playing the vapor's "turning japanese"...
Sherbeth





Jun 11 2008 8:20 PM

er, hey stubby, i just bought you for like 2 cents cause they are selling your face in the shape of a popsicle at the corner store. for seriously. cause buying friends is, like, the trendy myface thing to do right now. snerf.
Batman





May 13 2008 12:49 AM

Schwah! Dont tell me what happens in iron man awesomeness. I think i may be "booked" this week.
Maybe i will ditch one of them????
Catska





Apr 11 2008 3:49 AM

Stubbs...so....what say you? We'll even feed you pizza!!Mmmmm yummy waterfront pizza......
Batman





Apr 8 2008 12:30 AM

Sushi sushi sushi.
We gotta eat them dead fish...and then we are going to go costume shopping with my friend D....no yes... nah yeah.
Batman





Mar 28 2008 11:23 PM

Hearts hearts hearts and farts.
Sherbeth





Jan 11 2008 4:42 PM

Whoa dude check it out I'm half naked!!!
G. Palmer M.





Jan 5 2008 5:01 AM

jeana





Dec 23 2007 5:34 PM

Maggie





Dec 23 2007 3:45 AM

Hey Stubby - you made a guest appearance in a dream I had last night. I was lost in a maze of different sized theaters and performance spaces trying to find my way back to the right one. You were somewhere in there - just hangin' out. I don't think you knew who I was. :( You better remember me next time...
ye-yo





Dec 5 2007 6:17 AM

funny pictures
moar funny pictures
ye-yo





Dec 5 2007 2:01 AM

muah
Batman





Nov 30 2007 7:34 PM

Oh my bejesus. Cream in pants conan.
Simon





Nov 21 2007 1:12 AM

when harfin' boo was harfin boo'....

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ye-yo





Nov 7 2007 4:45 AM

SUPERNAUTY





Nov 2 2007 11:04 PM

we wanna play another show with you...is AGTSK still in action?
Andrea





Oct 19 2007 9:13 PM

Stubby I haven't seen you in forevs! You better come to my art show!

Clicky:
galactic boutique ad
Batman





Sep 29 2007 4:43 AM

Hey doll sorry i wont be at teh show tonight but have soooo much fun! I'm sure its going to be a fuckin blast!
loves to you
Drew





Sep 29 2007 3:41 AM

your mighty fine at what you do stubby.. mighty fine
Batman





Sep 16 2007 3:35 AM

Happy happy happy to see you.
:)
Matt Brown





Sep 11 2007 5:17 PM

Thanks, Stubby!


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Sound On The Sound





Sep 8 2007 1:43 AM

we're in love with your new lights too!!
Batman





Aug 23 2007 9:32 PM

guess what...i miss you.
Sound On The Sound





Aug 23 2007 1:56 AM

Stubby, we LOVE our Poster



You are amazing!! Can't wait for all the future posters you'll be making us.
j.j.





Aug 20 2007 4:40 PM

wow yer a dang good poster artist stubby.
ye-yo





Jul 19 2007 7:16 PM

Boo!

Did i scare you?

I'll see you later :)
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Jul 11 2007 7:15 PM

compromise
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Jul 11 2007 7:15 PM

strength
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Jul 11 2007 7:14 PM

commitment
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