Likes (In no order)
- Social Engineering
- Entheogens
- Mind over matter
- Metaphysics
- Sciences
- Nostalgia
- Gardettos
- The smell of chalk
- Building something just to destroy it
- Blackjack Gum
- The sound bubblewrap makes
- Geico commercials
- Down to earth intelligent people
- Never getting hangovers
- Learning new skills/facts/whatever
- Dropkicking pumpkins
- Brunettes
- Conspiracy Theories
- Oversized pens
- Lawn Gnomes
- Cracking knuckles
- Really bad movies
- When things go so wrong it's funny
- Apple products (as in food, not tech)
- Animals and nature in general
- Phone numbers that spell awesome words
- Killing time on myspace
Dislikes (In no order)
- Mosquitos
- Cellphone ringtones
- The word "Boot"
- Popsickle sticks
- Funsize candy bars
- Dogs with human names such as Peter or Dan
- The maid from the Brady Bunch
- People that say "Fuckin A"
- Coats
- Analog clocks
- Halle Berry
- When spacebarsstick
- Icecubes
- Anything to do with Chuck Norris
- Chapstick
- Cheap matches
- White socks
- Modem sounds
- Drawstrings
- Toast
- People who swallow loudly
- Barsoap
- Gluesticks
- Zippers *shiver*
- Eraser Crumbs
Music
My taste in music is all over the place. Mainly a metalhead but I also love some techno/trance and even a little hip-hop here and there.
Tool has and always will be my favorite band. I feel like it's almost a cliche to say that but it's just how it is.
Bands
- 36 Crazy Fists
- 50 Cent
- A perfect Circle
- Adema
- Alice in Chains
- American Head Charge
- Aphex Twin
- Apoptygma Berserk
- Bad Religion
- Benny Bennassi
- Bloodhound Gang
- Blue Oyster Cult
- Camp Kill Yourself
- Cell Dweller
- Chamillionaire
- Chevelle
- Coal Chamber
- Crossbreed
- Darude
- Deadsy
- Deftones
- Disturbed
- Eminem
- Fear Factory
- Godsmack
- Goldfinger
- Greenday
- Hawksley Workman
- HIM
- Infected Mushroom
- In Flames
- Iron Maiden
- Korn
- Linkin Park
- Ludacris
- Marilyn Manson
- MC Chris
- Megadeth
- Metallica
- Mudvayne
- Mushroomhead
- Nirvana
- Orgy
- Plump DJs
- Prodigy
- Project Pitchfork
- Rage Against the Machine
- Rammstien
- Rancid
- Red Hot Chilli Peppers
- Sepultura
- Sir Mix Alot
- Skinny Puppy
- Slipknot
- Smashing Pumpkins
- Soulfly
- Spineshank
- Stabbing Westward
- Static-X
- Stonesour
- System of a Down
- Taproot
- Team Sleep
- The Clash
- The Doors
- Tiamat
- Tool
- VAST (Visual Audio Sensory Theater)
- Zeromancer
Movies
The Boondock Saints is my favorite movie of all time, period. Too many movies to list but I'll list some anyway.
Films
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Advent Children
- Air Force One
- Airplane!
- Apocalypse Now
- Army of Darkness
- Banlieue 13
- Blade series
- Boondock Saints
- Bourne Identity
- Bourne Supremacy
- Braveheart
- Clockwork Orange
- Conan the Barbarian
- Congo
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
- Deer Hunter
- Donnie Darko
- Enemy at the Gate
- Enemy of the State
- Enter the Dragon
- Equilibrium
- Eraser
- Event Horizon
- Eyes Wide Shut
- Exorcist
- Falling Down
- Fifth Element
- Fight Club
- Forest Gump
- From Dusk till Dawn
- Gattaca
- Gladiator
- Goodfellas
- The Hunted
- Indiana Jones (all of them)
- Kenshin OVAs 1-6
- Last Samurai
- Lawerence of Arabia
- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
- Lord of the Rings (all of them)
- Mad Max
- Matrix (all of them)
- Natural Born Killers
- Ocean's Eleven
- Ocean's Twelve
- Office Space
- One Flew Over the Cockoo's Nest
- Ong-Bak
- The Patriot
- Predator
- Predator 2
- Psycho
- Pulp Fiction
- Rear Window
- Red Dragon
- Reservoir Dogs
- Resident Evil series
- Rocky (all of them)
- Saving Private Ryan
- Se7en
- Shane
- Shawshank Redemption
- Silence of the Lambs
- Sphere
- Starship Troopers
- Starwars (all of them, I'm a nerd)
- Stigmata
- Taxi Driver
- Terminator (all of them)
- Twelve Monkeys
- War of the Worlds (old and new)
- Vertigo
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Television
I don't watch much TV other than the news or science/history/learning channel generic crap but some shows I find worthy of my time are...
Entourage is an excellent show and makes me want to be a celebrity even more than I always have. By the way, Ari is the man!
Not watching The Sopranos should be as illegal, if not moreso, as what the characters do in the show itself.
House is smart, funny and an all around good show. If House were a real doctor I'd gladly be willingly infected with a new super-virus just so I could meet him.
Books
I could list a long series of annoying bookcover pictures from fad titles that in reality aren't all that amazing (Da Vinci Code) or I could use the absolutely hysterical line of "LOL I DONT KNOW HOW TO REA!D" which seems so popular.
Instead I'll just say I read a lot of boring crap that most people probably haven't heard of or even care to hear of. The end.
Heroes
Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell is someone every male should
model themselves after. He's cool, smooth, an expert social engineer,
has awesome hair and a genius level IQ score. No single person has been
more influential in my life than him.
Sir Richard Charles Nicholas Branson is most known for Virgin
Records. Why is he a hero of mine you ask? Is it because he's rich?
No. He's a hero of mine because he's fucking awesome. Why is he in a
spacesuit? Who the hell knows! He's in one because he can be. He has so much money and free time he
just does crazy ass shit all day long. When I become a billionaire I
hope to enjoy life much like he does by engaging in random acts of
sweetness.
Joe Rogan is another person who has been influential in my life. He has hilarious stand-up comedy, does UFC narrating and could easily kick my ass. He's a total badass. He is also the person who helped spark my interest in Entheogens which are now a large part of my life. Thanks Joe! (He also has the best first name on Earth)
Want to be visually violated? Goto my YouTube and get your wish (probably just end up getting bored though)
My name is Joe and everything after this sentence is 100% true. I live in Wasilla Alaska and enjoy pissing in snow. I have a pet stapler that probably has more function in society than you. I make sure to maintain a healthy prostate. I don't keep track of the time. I never wear a coat even in winter. I can wiggle my ears. I enjoy cracking my knuckles when I squish a mosquito to simulate the sound of it's back breaking. 50 Cent reminds me of a gorilla who got loose in a gym for several months. I never look in mirrors. If countries could be heroes, Israel would be mine. I often walk slowly through the detergent aisle of stores because I love the smell so much. I believe in aliens. I'm severely Anemic. I probably have several illegitimate children in Moscow, Singapore, Australia and Kentucky. I clean my hands too much. I find most porn boring. I own a basketball but have never even held it. I wish I was MacGuyver. I can cook some fucking awesome meals. If I have to tie a pair of shoes more than once from the time of purchase, I consider myself a failure. My perfectionist/neatfreak side and my slob/lazy side often clash in epic battles resulting in a barely noticable outcome. I only write in pen because I never make mistakes. Sloths scare the complete shit out of me, yet I want one named Intercepter as a pet. My goal in life is to become the first actual Jedi or get my own entry in Wikipedia. It's almost impossible to disgust or shock me. Wet socks infuriate me. I don't understand how solar panels work and it really upsets me. I wish Jesus was my drinking buddy. I'm an anti-dentite. I puked in the holy water while being baptized. The "~" key makes me giggle. I've had way too many close encounters with zippers. I bit a large chunk of barsoap off once when little and really liked it. Magnets are silly. Lastly I feel bad for anyone with enough time on their hands to read everything above this sentence.
Who I'd like to meet: Old friends, interesting people who are interested in the same interests that I am interestingly interested in.
There's really only 2 celebrities I'd like to meet and they are...
Natalie Portman: I seriously have an obsession with her. It's really bad. Honestly, can it get any hotter? I think not.
Jenna Haze: Even if you don't know who she is or why she's famous it shouldn't be too difficult to figure out why I want to meet her...
Hahaha I knew you would break down one of these days! haha. Remember my withdrawl symptoms? haha. Anyways, I will def give you a call.. and I have a facebook.. I just don't get on it much haha.
Hey what are you doing tomorrow and Saturday night?! Let me know.. I miss you.. we need to kill it at beer pong again.. you should look at mine and leilani's costumes hahaha.
Shots!!! Hay dranking buddy! how the fuck are you? Its been way too lomg since wepartied! WTF! we need our shots sun! love ya~ hit me up sometime!!!!!!
yeah i have been like that too. and life is good i guess, nothing really going on. trying to get a job so i can leave the one i am at. its honestly miserable! we need to ahng out asap
u know cuddy on house? did u know she was in an episode of seinfeld? she played george's girlfriend in the episode where jerry, george and elaine are at the coffee shop. elaine, in response to jerry's questions, replies:
Tool has and always will be my favorite band. I feel like it's almost a cliche to say that but it's just how it is.
