Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way. -Colonel Potter
Know this. You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer! -Charles Emerson Winchester III
A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when they’ll do something incredibly…stupid. –Jack Sparrow
“Warning: Please retain key as refrigerated trucks are not equipped with interior door handles". Mother of ASS! –Doug Heffernan
I have no opinion.
-Tim Taylor
You made three mistakes. First you took the job. Second you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made...empty gun rack. –Riddick
Chico! Don’t be discouraged! …Ok fine, be discouraged you blind bastard. –Mort Rainey
That's easy for you to say! Next time I'll collect the money, and you can die. -Draco
MY PREECIOUSSSSS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -Gollum
Actually, I'm just a friar, I can curse all I want to...Damnit.
-Carl
I'm a titan, a monolith, nothing can stop me. -Violet
What are you gonna do Mansil? Whip me with your tassel? -Geoff
Cats come when they feel like it, not when they're told. -Catwoman
Yeah, what kind of mental patient kills themself? That's crazy. -John Constantine
They smell like a bowl of fruity pebbles right before you add the milk. -Louis
If I woke up tomorrow with my head stapled to the carpet, I would not be more surprised than I am right now. -Clark Griswold
