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Call me John's Interests
General
Even though I couldn't care less, I pretend to be interested in your thoughts on Man's place in the Universe. Too broad? Okay. How about your place in the world? Still too broad? How about this: The tomato. Who introduced the tomato to Italy and how did Italians make pasta sauce prior to that time?
But you know what really keeps me awake at night? This question: The tomato is CLEARLY a fruit and yet it is considered a vegitable? Is this SICK or what? What PERV tricked the whole world into putting FRUIT PASTE on french fries? Something is clearly wrong here.
Music
When you want really cool BACKGROUND music, try the RIPPINGTONS. 5 STARS! Check 'em out. Good stuff. Kind of a Latin jazz bongo swing with sax and jungle sounds. Makes you want to drive with the top down. Let the wind blow through your hair. Tap your toe ...while munching a tomatoe. (Well, let's not get crazy. Pull off the road first. Duh!)
Movies
"A Prisoner of Colors" Story of Delara Darabi facing execution in Iran
For more information and to sign the petition to save Delara Darabi and 30 other children facing execution in Iran visit:
www.stopchildexecutions.com
Television
Rarely, except when there is important news. For example, changes in the status of pubic hairs on actresses or when the cops chase someone and it is filmed by a helicopter. I am really freaked when the TV weatherman makes funny faces or predicts abrupt changes in temperature. I am so captivated by events such as these that, a few years ago, I actually considered buying a television set of my own.
Books
Origins by Richard Leakey (not sure if I spelled his name right but it is the son of the FAMOUS Leakey fossil finder.) It... well, it was kind of "philosophical" really -- not about science so much, just his thoughts about humans. I am into that kind of thing.
Heroes
Those who resist Iran's raghead regime of Islamic evil kooks, many of whom were executed or assassinated. You know, Khomeini and Company, the "sponsors" of terror? Yes, THOSE guys. I will dance in the streets and shoot off my AK when those creeps are HUNG, executed, decapitated or hauled off to Gitmo. Anyone who stands up to them is my hero.
I didn't even have a chance to trim my nose hairs. Oh! This is just DANDY! Now everyone will know I'm a redneck.
Who I'd like to meet: A normal person, a cave man, someone who knows Jesus, someone who knows Dick Cheney or Condi Rice. The person I'd MOST like to meet is YOU, the nameless janitor who cleans BIG offices at the UN. (I collect dirt, especially BIG dirt. Yes, I will compensate you. No problem. Send me a message.)
