TheJoel
Joel Fry
Joel Fry is a college graduate!

Male
30 years old
Seattle, WASHINGTON
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
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GeneralIt's better to burn out than to fade away.
- Neil Young as quoted by Kurt Cobain
Music
You're an Expert Kisser
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You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable


Your Seduction Style: The Natural
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You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.


Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
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You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.


Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.


Movies

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Television
You Are 84% Gentleman
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No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman. You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.


You Are a Super Flirt
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You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble. In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate. You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious. And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more!
Books
You Are Beer!
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You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars. More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends. And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper. But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"


You Are Guinness

You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.

Heroes
You Will Die at Age 70


You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.



Your Birthdate: March 19
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.. You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested. You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them. Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others. You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself. Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence
Your weakness: Suspicion of others
Your power color: Eggplant
Your power symbol: Spade
Your power month: October


All American Kid
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Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain.
You were well rounded and well liked in high school.


Your Penis Name Is...
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..Gigantor..

Groups: PortlandTop Ten...Benson Class of 1997 Reunion

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     TheJoel's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Seattle, WA
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Crime Fighter
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   TheJoel's Schools
University of Maryland University College
Adelphi,MD
Graduated: 2009
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
 

2005 to 2009
Seattle Pacific University
Seattle, WASHINGTON
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Electrical Engineering
Minor: Theater
 

1998 to 2002
Benson Polytechnic High School
Portland, OREGON
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Electrical Tech
Clubs: KBPS, "The Brian and Joel show", Sparkies, Track and Field, Cheerleading squad
 

1993 to 1997

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My time in Afghanistan in watercolor





ON NOTICE:

1. kobe bryant
2. 4 month rotations
3. car manufacturers
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DEAD TO ME:

1. NY Yankees
2. oil companies
3. dallas cowboys
4. Sting rays
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TOP 5:
TV Shows


1. Boston Legal
2. South Park
3. Family Guy
4. Scrubs
5. Law & Order

Authors:


1. William Shakespeare
2. Chuck Palahniuk
3. Martin Luther
4. St. James
5. Kevin Smith

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Your dating personality profile:

Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule. You enjoy being active.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Religious - Faith matters to you. It is the foundation that you build your life upon. You trust that God has a plan for you.
Your date match profile:

Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape.
Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.
Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Athletic
2. Big-Hearted
3. Religious
4. Outgoing
5. Adventurous
6. Traditional
7. Practical
8. Liberal
9. Funny
10. Sensual
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Athletic
2. Big-Hearted
3. Religious
4. Practical
5. Traditional
6. Conservative
7. Intellectual
8. Adventurous
9. Outgoing
10. Sensual
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You are Iron Man
Iron Man
90%
Spider-Man
85%
The Flash
75%
Green Lantern
70%
Catwoman
65%
Superman
65%
Hulk
60%
Wonder Woman
55%
Supergirl
55%
Robin
40%
Batman
30%
Inventor. Businessman.Genius.

Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"
You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people

Your flirting style: 100% natural

What turns you off: serious relationship talks

Why you're hot: you're totally addicting

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging across the plains, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Frydaddy! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to bludgeon you so painfully, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"

Damn it!

Who I'd like to meet:
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Dan Wilson, anyone from the frat pack, Britney Spears, the shannon, Samantha, any one in the SPU group, and people from Seattle and Portland...and hot chicks, always with the hot chicks
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
Your Mood Ring is Magenta
Weird
Creative
Insipired
Thriving




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lily[tiger]*lov(e)

lily[tiger]*lov(e)



Oct 23 2009 3:16 AM

that sucks. i just had brain surgery last month so im still recuperating. and just now getting back to work. i havent had a life the past few months bc ive been really sick. but im ok now. im up in washington for another week just seeing some different scenery. lets hang out. where are they sending you?

Jessie

Jessica Pritchett



Oct 7 2009 3:20 AM

Hey Joel!!!  Long time no see.  Hope you're doing well!!! 
Kim

Kim



Sep 29 2009 1:54 AM

Hey buddy! how is school? We miss you...and I think something has taken over your desk...we sent a sample to the lab. Have fun!
this girl...she rocks

Brandy Stephenson



Sep 6 2009 8:07 PM

guys arent 'pretty' per say lol. but youre up there haha! youre such a fool!
this girl...she rocks

Brandy Stephenson



Jul 16 2009 2:31 AM

i dont know what im gonna do about it actually
this girl...she rocks

Brandy Stephenson



Jul 16 2009 12:24 AM

easy like sunday morning, eh?
Jessie

Jessica Pritchett



Jun 5 2009 6:15 AM

I didn't know you cared so much...haha you know where I work stop by and visit me anytime...bring starbucks ;)
In tha FACE

Julieanna Carsen



May 20 2009 5:40 PM

Hey you! I'm going to Ft. Lewis next June- we need to meet up and tear up some Seattle Funzone or somethin!
angie

angela herron



May 12 2009 1:47 AM

Thank you! I hope your doing well. Come see us. My niece is coming June 8th to stay for the summer. Want to meet her? :)
Sister Jessica

Sister Jessica



Mar 14 2009 10:44 AM

I've been praying for you, my dear friend. Hope your week ended on a positive note.
:) Hugs!
In tha FACE

Julieanna Carsen



Mar 14 2009 5:53 AM

SHA! I just had a flashback... you-me-SOBER-and a boat at sea- and all we caught were some wicked sunburns! hahahahahaaaa... good times!
In tha FACE

Julieanna Carsen



Mar 14 2009 3:36 AM

Number one-I'm blonde... so there's that. Aaaand B-you've confused me.
I stole a bunch of Martini glasses from Buffalo Wild Wings and I'm itchin to use em!
In tha FACE

Julieanna Carsen



Mar 13 2009 3:35 AM

If you come visit me for YOUR birthday- I'll make you a martini!
Colleen

Colleen Iardella



Mar 10 2009 4:08 AM

Oh my gosh! I was just at Travis for a week.
Dang!! Nice assigment!!!
Colleen

Colleen Iardella



Mar 10 2009 2:56 AM

Joel, how are you? What are you up to these days? Yes, of course i remember you. I'm in Wichita, still serving. It's great here...if you ever happen to be here...get ahold of me.
In tha FACE

Julieanna Carsen



Mar 1 2009 8:49 AM

Random hurtfullness..... U r the gayest dude I know- and a horrible kisser as i recall.
Happy Hannakah
Natasha

Natasha



Feb 22 2009 7:52 PM

How are you doing?
Jessie

Jessica Pritchett



Feb 14 2009 4:57 PM


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Natasha

Natasha



Jan 30 2009 12:57 AM

Sorry...just seems we can't make the right time to see one another now can we :(
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Jenna Woolfolk



Jan 25 2009 4:27 PM



Where ya been?? I miss our sunday breakfast...
In tha FACE

Julieanna Carsen



Jan 25 2009 4:33 AM

YOU LUSH!
~Jen~

~Jen~



Jan 10 2009 2:04 PM

So I totally thought of you this week. I got all my paperwork for my two interviewees and look at the first guys name. His name was RAD...LOL...But seriously his first name was Rad.
Jessie

Jessica Pritchett



Jan 7 2009 4:59 AM

As always, it was nice chattin with ya today! :0)
angie

angela herron



Dec 31 2008 7:20 AM

Happy Holidays. We had a great Christmas. I hope yours was great as well. We miss you...
Sister Jessica

Sister Jessica



Dec 30 2008 10:12 PM

Hello, my friend! How are you? How was your holiday break? Did Santa bring you anything especially special? :)
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