Zane Lamprey
"Join me on ZaneCrawl this summer!"

Male
100 years old
California
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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    Zane Lamprey's Interests
GeneralI like my job. I like traveling. And I LOVE my WIFE and SON... I have the best jobs I could ask for - I travel around the world to eat and drink in exotic locations. I have the coolest wife. And, when those two things meet, that's when I'm happiest. She's was in the background watching me shoot in Belize, Venice, Brazil and France. But, right now, she can't travel too much right now, because she's home with our little boy. THAT is what life's all about.
MusicWho cares what kind of music I like...? But, here's music to your ears-- or maybe "your eyes". Anyways... Here are the Three Sheets Drinking Game Rules!
1. When I drink, you drink. Simple enough-- although this rule in itself can be a bit daunting.
2. When I talk about my buddy, Steve McKenna, it's a social. (Incidentally, Steve McKenna is coming on all of the ZaneCrawls, so you can imagine how "social" that weekend is. Yikes!)
3. The first person to see Pleepleus (my stuffed monkey) gets to make someone else drink.
4. When I burp, the last person to give the "Good Burp" sign (thumb on your forehead, pinky in the air) drinks.
5. If you "Jim-The-Cop" (spill your beer while drinking, or chugging) you have to buy someone a drink. If you're watching at home, or a friend's house, make a run to the fridge.
6. New Rule for Season Three: If you ever spot me holding a drink improperly you can make someone drink. Here are the proper positions:

FOO FOO DRINK This would be a drink that masks the taste of alcohol with the taste of sugar. They are sweet, blended, brightly colored, or have an umbrella in them. In this case, my pinky should be up in the air.

MAN-GRIP DRINK This is a general drink, like a Beer, Jack & Coke, Vodka Cranberry, where the the sweetness doesn't hide the taste of alcohol. in this case, all of my fingers should be in contact with the glass.

GENTLEMAN DRINK This Frank Sinatra. This is a straight-up spirit, like Bourbon, Scotch, Tequila, or anything else that it not cut (except by water, vermouth, or club soda). All fingers should be on the glass except for the index finger-- It should be pointing out with confidence.
MoviesWho cares what movies I've seen..?. Here's an idea for a movie: It's the story of how Pleepleus came to be... People are always asking Zane how I came to be. Here’s the story...

In the summer of 2005, my wife and I wife got engaged in the desert outside of Los Angeles. On the drive home, I said "Now that we’re getting married, we should let any skeletons that we have out of the closet". Neither my wife or I had any good secrets, so I made one up.

"Um... This is weird, but I have to name my first born ’Pleepleus’," I told her, "It’s a family tradition."

"Cool," she replied.

Oh, we laughed, and forgot about it. Until...

I went to shoot my first episode of "Three Sheets" in Ireland. I left my fiancé (now my wife) behind (although I've since taken her along a bunch of shoots). When I arrived in Galway, Ireland and opened my suitcase, I saw a stuffed toy monkey with a note from Jen that read, "Mama sent me to take care of you. [signed] Pleepleus".

And the rest is history... Actually... And the rest is a drinking game!

I hid Pleepleus in that episode and every episode since (except for Costa Rica and Jamaica, where I forgot Pleepleus and bought a stand-in monkey. And in Croatia, because I left him in a beer bath in the Czech Republic).

Drink!
TelevisionUh... "Three Sheets" and "Have Fork, Will Travel". That guy's CRAAAAAZY!!!
BooksWhat's a book? Oh, is it that thing with all them pictures? I like pictures.
HeroesTeachers, volunteers and environmentalists... Just kidding-- Superman.

Many people ask why Pleepleus is called "Pleepleus", and where his name came from. To find out, go to his MySpace page. He's one of my top friends.
Groups: STEVE MCKENNA'DThree Sheets Portland, ORPlayHouse Nightlife EventsThe Whisky ClubThe Greg Fitzsimmons Radio ShowSmarter Drinking with Cheerz IntelliShotVegan GoodnessLOL is gay

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     Zane Lamprey's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Actor, Host, Comedian



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   Zane Lamprey's Blurbs
About me:


Come pub-crawling with me this summer. Join me in Boston, Chicago or San Francisco. Visit ZaneCrawl.com The LA and NY ZaneCrawls were amazing-- MORE FUN than I imagined. Wanna see what the people that were there are saying, check out the what the ZaneCrawl Alumni are saying. Hope to see you soon! Cheers!




THREE SHEETSSeason Three on MOJO HD, is on now. There are 14 NEW episodes airing now, including: Gibraltar, Hong Kong, Cognac France, Barcelona, Bangkok, Saigon, Moscow, Scotland, Denmark, Rio, Argentina, Chile and LAS VEGAS (with appearances by Phil Laak from "I Bet You", Jim the Cop and my AWESOME wife!).

Three Sheets is now available on iTunes. And you can also watch episodes from season one and two, as well episodes from season three for FREE on Hulu. Look below!






PLEEPLEUS, I'M THREE SHEETS and STEVE McKENNA'D T-Shirts
are now available on the MOJO website!!!



I have to THANK YOU ALL of your messages. I READ THEM ALL. I'm sorry that I cannot usually respond to them. I get so many. Reading them is great, but answering them all would be a full time job. Keep 'em coming, though. YOU GUYS KEEP ME INSPIRED!



Oh, and for some Videos, check out my videos page.
Who I'd like to meet:
You, on ZaneCrawl Come on people!!!

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Jul 25 2008 3:29 PM

Thanks for the add! You rock our world! We'd like to suggest a show in Denver- best beer trip we've ever taken! Slainte!
Lilly





Jul 25 2008 8:48 AM

Thanks for the add Zane. We love your show. The burp salute is now a tradition in our house. Even our 9 year old does it, she explains to her friends it's from Three Sheets and they have no idea so she goes on to explain to them "it's a drinking show (of course!). lol! thanks to Zane my daughter is getting a reputation. hahaha Keep up the good work.
=)
Lisa Marie





Jul 24 2008 5:56 PM

Thanks for the add! Believe it or not, my DAD got me into your show! You are friggin' HYSTERICAL! Cheers!
Mikey Mike





Jul 24 2008 3:23 PM

Must be nice to get paid to travel the world & drink!! You're effin' rad! I think you need a sidekick though, & I'm in!!
Sterling





Jul 24 2008 12:18 PM

I love your warningd...

Commentprops. com
tony





Jul 24 2008 12:55 PM

Hennessy....time 2 party
Patrick





Jul 23 2008 1:37 PM

Thanks for the add. Im a huge fan of the show.
You really do have the best job in the world!!!!
Patrick





Jul 23 2008 1:49 PM

Thanks for the ad. I was just watching the episode where you went to France and got that guy to chug Champagne.
Fucking hilarious!!!!
John August





Jul 23 2008 3:54 PM

Hey Zane!!! We are going to see JIMMY BUFFETT, And Hope to use your insight on how to conduct ourselves. Wait then again we can piss our pants on our own!! Whoo-hoo!! Lo


Laters


Zito
jo'an





Jul 23 2008 4:23 PM

I've been watching your show for about a year now and I haven't seen a ..San Francisco.. episode.

Have you done one? If not, are you planning one? I'd be more than happy to show you San Franciso drinking! (with the fog and everthing SF) =)
Rachael





Jul 23 2008 7:24 PM

Loved your take on food and now drinks ... its even better.
Love Three Sheets !!
VANESSA





Jul 22 2008 2:54 PM

Host unlimited photos at slide.com for FREE!
Greetings from NYC!!! Loving the new season keep up the great job. We take Martini Monkey with us everywhere.
Maybe another long lost cousin of Pleepleus???
Mike





Jul 22 2008 3:28 PM

Love your show man, I wish I could land a job like that.
Donna





Jul 22 2008 12:16 PM

Hey Zane--I'm at Cafe Piccante in Scotland.
Just finished a deep fried candy bar! YUM!!! fried up
♥ Paully's other half ♥





Jul 21 2008 1:31 AM

Thanks for the add Zane! Love your show - tell Pleepleus I say hi! :)
Lainey





Jul 21 2008 2:04 AM

Come to Seattle!
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Jul 21 2008 2:17 AM

come to Santa Barbara/Santa Ynez...
The WINE Mecca of California!!!

that's all!
Mike G





Jul 21 2008 5:22 AM

If you are on the fence about going to any of the remaining Zanecrawls...take my word for it. It is more fun than you can imagine.

NY Crawler - Mike G.
Matt Young aka The Golden BOY.aka HeMan #53





Jul 21 2008 8:37 AM

ZANE!

me and the boys just got done with Scotland. The Whiski Bar was legit. good stories from the guys that worked there. all of them kept talking about the producers. haha

Matt Young
Pub Nos





Jul 21 2008 9:35 AM

Welcome to our PUB, Zane - You are welcome @ any time to a pint!
Cristina





Jul 21 2008 12:53 PM

You are the greatest! Me and my boyfriend have seen every episode! Thanks for the add!
*KRiSSY*





Jul 21 2008 3:48 PM

I tattooed your name on my liver!
*~SarahMarie~*





Jul 21 2008 3:53 PM

omg!!! hi zane!!! love your show!! my parents are going with you on the pubcrawl in san fransisco!!! they are so excited! and one of my dad's buds is going too! and i think my mom's friend and husband might go.....but anyways...
oh! how was denmark? part of my family is from there! i want to go there when i'm older!
so...yah.....thats all i wanted to say...oh! by the way....have fun where ever you are going next!
<3 ya! ~sarahmarie
The one and only Z





Jul 21 2008 4:03 PM

ZANE your the man!!!!
Andrew





Jul 21 2008 12:36 AM

Zane!! My GF and I watch your show all the time, and we have had many an evening drinking with friends while watching Three Sheets and following the rules!

Definition of Irony: we will be in Chicago in 2 weeks for Lollapalooza, and are just barely missing your Zanecrawl! Otherwise, I'd crash it and buy you a drink! or an Advil... Your choice!!

Keep up the good work, and remember to hydrate!!
Alcohol..the cause and solution to all problems!!





Jul 19 2008 12:47 PM

The cure for a hangover.......

Never stop drinking!!
Nick the Quick





Jul 19 2008 9:05 PM

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"That's Good Bud Light!" *ding*
Shamwow!





Jul 19 2008 11:56 PM

You rawk! Thanks for the add :)
Mi





Jul 20 2008 1:48 AM

Thanks for the friend status, hope your having a good time where ever you are, take care.
C-DUB™





Jul 18 2008 10:05 AM

somehow i accidently got way steve mckenna'd last night...awful...
Shaun





Jul 18 2008 10:27 AM

Thanks for the add!! see you in BOSTON !!! BURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Martini Mike , Intl Martini Assassin and stuff





Jul 18 2008 10:27 AM

Three Sheets! Zane! Yay!
"Martini Mike Approved"!
Samm-y





Jul 18 2008 4:03 PM

Zane, this LA Zanecrawler wants you to play some eye umm...I mean beer pong this weekend.
MmmKay?
WOLFMAN JACK





Jul 18 2008 7:10 PM

i am ordering t shirts yes yes yes....i am...listen...i really hope that you get some of the proceeds to that shit and its not all claimed by the network or what have you....did you come up with them Zaney zane my boy....clever if you did....very clever!
Kevin





Jul 18 2008 7:28 PM

Zane... You are now a top friend... I am just debating whether you are worth $2000 to booze with... That's like the equivalent of 10 hookers, 8 bottles of Jack, and money to post bail.... Will your trip be as fun???
Daniel





Jul 15 2008 7:49 PM

Zane, You da man! I would love to go crawling with you but I just cant spend that kinda cash right now! So I guess I'll just watch ya on three sheets instead.
Take care dude!
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