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REAL or RUMOR: We love Dan Umber
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IN STORES NOW... EVERYONE GO BUY IT!
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Good one Dave... you're a legend Dave.
Let's go to the MALL!
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OUTLAWS R US... Fuck off if you don't get it.
The Latest.
I dig:
New York City, California, shopping, sugar, frosting, live bands, scarves, road trips, grilling out, oceans, beaches, sun, MTV, HBO, Andy Dick, scary movies, Gerber daisies, my cell phone, being crazy with my crazy whore friends, chocolate, rollercoasters, Jack Black, thunderstorms, purses, shoes, skirts, dancing, driving with the windows down & the music loud, sleepovers, sleeping in, the internets, saying "Escobar Aloplop"
Bloody Marys, fruit, fuzzy slippers, magazines, ice-skating, salads with lots of dressing & croutons, Sarah Silverman, cheese, restaurants, bars, comfy jeans, Kansas basketball, traveling, airports, mass transportation, cereal, biscuits and gravy, SNL, ping-pong, cigars, wine, John Hughes movies, Will Farrell movies, boots, sunglasses, t-shirts, cute spankies, fluffy blankets, orange soda, reality TV, laughing, beer & texas holdem, sex
Not so much:
Broccoli, meat loaf, tap water, airport bathrooms, slow drivers unless they are a grandma or grandpa, yardwork, wearing turtlenecks, being nagged at, edamame, cornbread, depressing news items, politics, ice-storms, copy machines, pens that have ink but don't work, Russell Crowe, liars, Dr. Phil, subway "incidents", being cold
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There's a lot:
Madonna. Cyndi Lauper. Beatles. Van Morrison. Doors. Stevie Wonder. Led Zep. Stones. Simon & Garfunkel. Billy Joel. Clapton. Depeche Mode. GnR. Janes Addiction. U2. Aerosmith. INXS. Beach Boys. Fleetwood Mac. Janet Jackson. Cars. Police. Prince. Violent Femmes. Clash. Marvin Gaye. Elvis Presley. Pixies. Rush. NIN. The Cure. RHCP. Pearl Jam. Beastie Boys. Alice in Chains. Nirvana. Cypress Hill. Radiohead. 311. Dave Matthews. STP. Sublime. Jewel. Soundgarden. Everclear. Supertramp. Frogpond. Green Day. Jennifer Lopez. Shania. MU330. Lil Kim. Ma$e. Jayhawks. Luna. Eminem. New Pornographers. The Who. Moby. Norah Jones. Postal Service. Marc Broussard. Keane. Black Eyed Peas. Ashlee Simpson. Muse. Modest Mouse. My Chemical Romance. Kelly Clarkson. Killers. Gwen Stefani. Rilo Kiley. The Faint. Blink 182. Ben Harper. Jeff Buckley. Constantine Maroulis. The Numb Ones. Pray for the Soul of Betty. Blackout. Arctic Monkeys. Random catchy pop songs on the radio. 80s. R&B. Dance. Disco... because it made people wanna boogey, know what I mean?
Movies
movie whore alert
In no particular order at all:
O Brother Where Art Thou. Old School. Wedding Crashers. True Romance. Donnie Darko. Almost Famous. Dazed & Confused. Clerks. Fight Club. Vacation. Bridget Jones Diary. Big Chill. Cabin Fever. Meet the Parents. Clueless. Footloose. High Fidelity. Swingers. Big Fish. Goodfellas. Open Water. Finding Nemo. Caddyshack. Jay and Silent Bob. Say Anything. Eternal Sunshine. Napoleon Dynamite. Gangs of New York. Office Space. Boogie Nights. Mallrats. Dawn of the Dead 2004. The Graduate. 50 First Dates. Risky Business. Catch Me if You Can. Breakfast Club. Beautiful Girls. Love Actually. Empire of the Sun. Pretty Woman. Star Wars I-VI. Father of the Bride. Casablanca. Memento. Fast Times. Cable Guy. Monsters Inc. Thelma & Louise. Kill Bill 1&2. Grease. Happy Gilmore. School of Rock. Shaun of the Dead. Twin Peaks Fire Walk w/ Me. American Beauty. American Pie. Sideways. Oceans Eleven. Dick. Shrek 1&2. Mean Girls. Gladiator. Better Off Dead. Truman Show. Lost in Translation. Reality Bites. Garden State. Bourne Identity & Supremacy. What the Bleep Do We Know. Hostel. Anchorman. 40yr Old Virgin. Walk the Line. Snakes on a Plane. The Break-Up. Devil Wears Prada. Borat. Talladega Nights. Dreamgirls.
TrueBlood. Chelsea Lately. Flight of the Conchords. The Office. Heroes. LOST. Big Love. Entourage. Sopranos. Deadwood. My Name is Earl. Scrubs. The FOOD Network. Best Week Ever. Friends. Conan. Letterman. CSI. Anything on E! Sex and the City. Girls Next Door. America's Next Top Model. Iron Chef America. Shows about baking cakes. Newlyweds. Twin Peaks. Seinfeld. SNL.
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--♥ my friends are the coolest bitches you will ever meet ♥--
--I never took driver's ed but I'm an excellent driver--
--I sing in the shower, in the car, doing dishes, doing pretty much anything--
--I am a really bad singer-- --I heart microphones--
--I got an A+ in the hardest statistics class ever in college. and I would never brag!--
--I'm sarcastic--
--I'm always barefoot-- --flip flops are life--
--I love big cities-- --I'm getting really sick of the midwest--
--chocolate-strawberry-banana smoothies can save the world--
--getting drunk on a river is a damn good time--
--breakfast in bed watching corny 80's movies on a Saturday morning is the bombass--
--I have laugh attacks--
--I suck at bowling but I like pitchers of beer and chili cheese fries--
--I'm a smart ass-- --I'm easily amused-- --I'm amazing--
--I love my family, I love my friends, I love my Sadie & Gus--
--can't believe I just wrote this much crap in the aboutme section of a myspace page--
Who I'd like to meet: --pinheads and sasquatches
--Dan Umber
--hot molten hot lava bombs
--KEVIN BACON... in caps.
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Yea, you are a pretty big a-hole for not coming! Kidding! Our next show is Dec. 13th at Danny's again, so I hope to see you at that one! We've got some new video up from the last show on our Bone Jovi page if you wanna check it out...
Miss you madly too :( I have Ladies Night on Sat. with the Oak Dr. girls. We have a couple of hotel rooms on the plaza and we are going to party like its 1999.....hopefully. LOL. You should meet us for a drink. We will be in the Plaza area all night. Miss ya.....*MUAH*
Hey! I see you were able to find a one..Mr. Papa Georgio! Nicely done! However, after reading through your profile, I've come to the realization that we cannot be friends due to the fact that I'm a huge fan of meatloaf and luke-warm tapwater! Bummer! Ok..well maybe I can look past those things...maybe!
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