Sir Zebulon
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Male
27 years old
El Cajon, California
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2008
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    Sir Zebulon's Interests
GeneralWriting, Jessica, Reading, Photography, Climbing on things, Running around and acting a fool, Spelunking, and learning to speak without sounding like a retard (But that's more of a goal than an interest).

I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
MusicJames Newton Howard, Sage Francis, Streetlight Manifesto, The Chicarones (Josh Martinez and Sleep), Red Ants (Modulok and Vincent Price), Ani DiFranco, Alias, Less Than Jake, Ben Folds, The Violent Femmes, Atmosphere, Royal Crown Revue, Buck O Nine, and Unwritten Law.
MoviesAdaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Serenity, Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie, Orgazmo, The Princess Bride, Better Luck Tomorrow, Garden State, City of God, Baseketball, 12 Monkeys, Holy Grail, Spaceballs, Hero, Unbreakable, Thank You For Smoking, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Village, Anchorman, Slither, Big Bad Love, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Maverick, Eulogy, Aladdin, and of course The Wedding Singer
TelevisionFirefly, The Office, South Park, House, Sealab, Family Guy, Conan O'Brien, MST3K, Herman's Head, etc etc etc... oh yeah, and Parker Lewis Can't Lose!

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BooksCat's Cradle, Catch 22, Another Bullshit Night in Suck City (Nick Flynn, great memoir), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catcher in the Rye, The Foundation series, the Dune series, the Earthsea series, Jailbird, Sirens of Titan, the evil HP series, The House of Blue Light (David Kirby), Nine Horses (Billy Collins), Six Kinds of Sky, Troublemakers (John McNally), The Star Spangled Banner (Denise Duhamel), Different Hours (Stephen Dunn), Copia (Casey Kwang), Rose (Li Young Lee), A Probable World (Lawrence Raab), god that's a lot of poetry... I really am a dork huh?
HeroesKurt Vonnegut, Charlie Kaufman, and I guess Warren Buffet. Not necessarily because he made himself a pauper from his donation to the Gates Foundation, but still, 30.7 Billion to charity is nothing to scoff at. Good for him.
Groups: Rollerblade PhotographyMN BladersMST3K NUTS

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     Sir Zebulon's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Blaine/Spring Lake Park border, MN
Body type:5' 11"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Being Totally Awesome

   Sir Zebulon's Schools
California State University-Long Beach
Long Beach, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Creative Writing
 
Current Courses:

2007 to Present
Grossmont College
El Cajon, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: English (Creative Writing Emphasis)
Clubs: Acorn Review, Any Given Day
 

2003 to 2005
Spring Lake Park Sr.
Spring Lake Park, MINNESOTA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Pissing off Frank, the Dean of Students
 

1995 to 1999

   Sir Zebulon's Networking
Photography - Other - Photographer
I shoot freelance extreme sports, published in Be-Mag, Daily Bread Magazine, Any Given Day, Eminent Skate Mag, Scum Magazine, and The Acorn Review. I also shoot portraits, business and personal. I have done some tabletop, shooting Any Given Day's

   Sir Zebulon's Companies
Outback Steakhouse
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   Sir Zebulon's Blurbs
About me:
Hello. My name is Zeb. I wait tables. I don't want to be waiting tables in three years. I'd rather not be waiting tables tomorrow night, but I'd also rather not be evicted, and have my car taken away. I took a few years off of school to work in publishing. Now I'm going back to school, so I can publish, and teach how to publish. I type words on a keyboard sometimes. Sometimes I print those words, and mail them. I watch movies. I hang out with Jessica. I rollerblade, sometimes. I like people. They interest, and amuse me. So do dogs sometimes. Especially close up, with a wide angle lens. I like to laugh, especially at awkward moments. Wait. No, I don't like that, I just do it a lot. I like getting caught in the rain. Except at sea. I've never been at sea. I sometimes like pina coladas, but prefer Kamikazes. I like the term "Second Drink" for the ice melting in a first drink. I like the bartender at the Rainforest Cafe who gave Jessica and I a free third drink because our sidecar of 99 bananas was so expensive. That was cool of him. I like ill thought out adventures, and late night escapades that can in no way turn out well. I need glasses. I am lazy, but get excited about random things, and can't sleep til they're done. I have written two books only a small handful of people will ever read. The term handful of people is subjective. I guess I mean a handful of names typed out on paper. Otherwise you can only have one person in each hand. That's just silly.
Who I'd like to meet:
Kurt Vonnegut, Charlie Kaufman, Stephen Dunn, Dave Eggers, Seth MacFarlane, Matt and Trey, the guy who's gonna buy my novel and make me rich, or the guy who will buy my sitcom, or hire me to do a job that involves writing, but not food orders, the people in The Office, Stephen Wright, and um... how about... Elija Wood. He seems like a cool cat.

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 huset. ♥ [[ 11.11.08 ]] 


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Nov 15 2008 3:02 AM

Hey Sir Zebulon ! Check out our SWEET MOVIE Just got released. Keep on Rockin!
alondra de soto





Nov 11 2008 9:25 PM

what grad schools you thinking about?

lbc is.. .lbc..

nothign terribly exciting really.

wake up around noon. rise into the streeets

light me up a joint and strap shoes on my feet...
alondra de soto





Oct 25 2008 1:05 AM

zeb!! hello
hows the writign coming along
huset. ♥ [[ 11.11.08 ]]





Sep 29 2008 2:18 AM

heyy.
how've you been?
Caitlin Rother





Aug 30 2008 6:52 PM

Hi Sir Zebulon,
Where does that name come from? Anyway, thanks for the add. You sound like an interesting person and one of the rare romantics. ;-)
Hope you can check out my books if you get a chance.

Cheers,
Caitlin Rother
Author of Twisted Triangle, Naked Addiction and Poisoned Love (Body Parts to come out in March)
Ben





Jun 29 2008 11:03 PM

Nice, excellent choice on quotes. Twas Milhouse if I'm not mistaken, after his kissing buddy was shipped off to an all girl school.
OK, here is one:
Homer-Marge, I'm bored!
Marge-Why don't you try reading?
Homer-Because I'm trying to REDUCE my boredom!
here is a little trivia too: What name did Moe's change to when they tried to become a family resaurant?
Ben





Jun 23 2008 6:59 PM

OK, here's another one: Troy McClure is starring in the musical "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Wanna Get Off" and he sings: "...I hate every single ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee..." Then Dr. Saiz starts breakdancing. Classic.
OK, now you reference an episode!
Ben





Jun 20 2008 7:36 PM

Happy b-day Zeb! How's life?
I got you a Simpsons quote for your b-day: "Let the fools have their tar-tar sauce..." -C.M.
Burns
~Stacy Face~





Jun 20 2008 6:35 PM

hey Zeb, long time no see..just wanted to wish u a HAPPY BIrtHDAY!!!! hope all is well w/school and the married life..have u been bowling lately??
Tiffany





Jun 20 2008 12:48 AM

HEY ZEB,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

I WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY .
AND HAVE A GOOD DAY !.
FRIEND
TIFFANY
huset. ♥ [[ 11.11.08 ]]





Jun 6 2008 2:08 AM

heyy haven't talked to you in so long!
how are you?
Tom Willman





May 27 2008 2:09 AM

hahaha dude thats awesome :)
Tom Willman





May 22 2008 7:19 PM

thats awesome! where ya thinking of moving to? ya we definitely gotta go bowling again, im all rusty. *sigh* still 19 :'( but ill be there soon enough.
Tom Willman





May 21 2008 6:57 PM

WOAH how ya been? havent seen you guys in forever. John never lets me hang with you guys when you come to visit so i miss out all the time :(. you must speak to him about that lol. But ya I guess we kinda do, especially now cuz he got his hair like mine.
Just for laughs





Apr 24 2008 1:40 AM

I just want you to know that I peeped your profile. Thanks for being my bud!
~SRD.
alondra de soto





Apr 20 2008 11:22 PM

tm = TOMMORROW
huset. ♥ [[ 11.11.08 ]]





Apr 18 2008 5:18 PM

heyy bro. =]]
how've you been?
huset. ♥ [[ 11.11.08 ]]





Dec 25 2007 7:45 PM

merry christmas!
763 486 3771. now you have my number again.
=]
john





Dec 24 2007 1:36 AM

i used to be like you, then i grew a brain, a dick, and a heart
john





Nov 14 2007 9:46 PM

Rar!
Tom Willman





Oct 3 2007 4:39 PM


Ben





Sep 17 2007 1:21 AM

Thanks a lot Zeb! Hows life in your neck of the woods? Makin it down here anytime soon?
I had a sweet b-day filled with surfing, riding, and slacking off-perfect!
huset. ♥ [[ 11.11.08 ]]





Sep 6 2007 3:32 AM

the picture didn't show up.
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Dogmatism = Intolerance





Aug 30 2007 9:56 AM

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huset. ♥ [[ 11.11.08 ]]





Aug 21 2007 12:09 AM

heyy!
whats up?
..JessicaDawn..





Aug 19 2007 9:07 PM

outback needs to let you off work because i'm bored ♥
Tom Willman





Jul 19 2007 10:27 AM

yo, check out my new custom south park cartoon, it's on my profile here
http://www.myspace.com/corruptlegend
Dogmatism = Intolerance





Jul 11 2007 11:03 AM

just saw potter 5. i liked it better then the last three, thats for sure. deathly hollows here we come....
John Willman





Jun 27 2007 10:05 PM

alright i've got a filler page up for now www.incendiarylit.com
Tiffany





Jun 20 2007 3:20 PM

hey zeb ,

i would like to wish you a happy birthday and have a great day
friend
tiff
~Stacy Face~





Jun 18 2007 5:26 PM

Hey Zeb, yea its been a while! Im doing well just enjoyin the summer free from school.:) Of course im still @ the anus haha. I'm now a certified trainer so I get to train all the new food servers. Ne who, how r u and the wifey doing? Been bowling lately? Hows school? hope all is well! Take care!
Dogmatism = Intolerance





Jun 16 2007 10:58 PM

im more concerned about securing my copy of the last book
Dogmatism = Intolerance





Jun 16 2007 12:04 AM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucketready for book seven? are you guys going the a midnight release?