Sir Zebulon
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27 years old
El Cajon, California
United States
Last Login: 11/18/2008
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Sir Zebulon's Interests
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| General | Writing, Jessica, Reading, Photography, Climbing on things, Running around and acting a fool, Spelunking, and learning to speak without sounding like a retard (But that's more of a goal than an interest).
I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! | | Music | James Newton Howard, Sage Francis, Streetlight Manifesto, The Chicarones (Josh Martinez and Sleep), Red Ants (Modulok and Vincent Price), Ani DiFranco, Alias, Less Than Jake, Ben Folds, The Violent Femmes, Atmosphere, Royal Crown Revue, Buck O Nine, and Unwritten Law. | | Movies | Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Serenity, Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie, Orgazmo, The Princess Bride, Better Luck Tomorrow, Garden State, City of God, Baseketball, 12 Monkeys, Holy Grail, Spaceballs, Hero, Unbreakable, Thank You For Smoking, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Village, Anchorman, Slither, Big Bad Love, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Maverick, Eulogy, Aladdin, and of course The Wedding Singer | | Television | Firefly, The Office, South Park, House, Sealab, Family Guy, Conan O'Brien, MST3K, Herman's Head, etc etc etc... oh yeah, and Parker Lewis Can't Lose! | | Books | Cat's Cradle, Catch 22, Another Bullshit Night in Suck City (Nick Flynn, great memoir), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catcher in the Rye, The Foundation series, the Dune series, the Earthsea series, Jailbird, Sirens of Titan, the evil HP series, The House of Blue Light (David Kirby), Nine Horses (Billy Collins), Six Kinds of Sky, Troublemakers (John McNally), The Star Spangled Banner (Denise Duhamel), Different Hours (Stephen Dunn), Copia (Casey Kwang), Rose (Li Young Lee), A Probable World (Lawrence Raab), god that's a lot of poetry... I really am a dork huh? | | Heroes | Kurt Vonnegut, Charlie Kaufman, and I guess Warren Buffet. Not necessarily because he made himself a pauper from his donation to the Gates Foundation, but still, 30.7 Billion to charity is nothing to scoff at. Good for him.
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Rollerblade Photography, MN Bladers, MST3K NUTS
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Sir Zebulon's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Blaine/Spring Lake Park border, MN | | Body type: | 5' 11" | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Being Totally Awesome |
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Sir Zebulon's Schools
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California State University-Long Beach
Long Beach, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Creative Writing
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2007 to Present |
Grossmont College
El Cajon, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: English (Creative Writing Emphasis)
Clubs: Acorn Review, Any Given Day
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2003 to 2005 |
Spring Lake Park Sr.
Spring Lake Park, MINNESOTA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Pissing off Frank, the Dean of Students
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1995 to 1999 |
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Sir Zebulon's Networking
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Photography - Other - Photographer
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I shoot freelance extreme sports, published in Be-Mag, Daily Bread Magazine, Any Given Day, Eminent Skate Mag, Scum Magazine, and The Acorn Review.
I also shoot portraits, business and personal.
I have done some tabletop, shooting Any Given Day's
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About me:
Hello. My name is Zeb. I wait tables. I don't want to be waiting tables in three years. I'd rather not be waiting tables tomorrow night, but I'd also rather not be evicted, and have my car taken away. I took a few years off of school to work in publishing. Now I'm going back to school, so I can publish, and teach how to publish. I type words on a keyboard sometimes. Sometimes I print those words, and mail them. I watch movies. I hang out with Jessica. I rollerblade, sometimes. I like people. They interest, and amuse me. So do dogs sometimes. Especially close up, with a wide angle lens. I like to laugh, especially at awkward moments. Wait. No, I don't like that, I just do it a lot. I like getting caught in the rain. Except at sea. I've never been at sea. I sometimes like pina coladas, but prefer Kamikazes. I like the term "Second Drink" for the ice melting in a first drink. I like the bartender at the Rainforest Cafe who gave Jessica and I a free third drink because our sidecar of 99 bananas was so expensive. That was cool of him. I like ill thought out adventures, and late night escapades that can in no way turn out well. I need glasses. I am lazy, but get excited about random things, and can't sleep til they're done. I have written two books only a small handful of people will ever read. The term handful of people is subjective. I guess I mean a handful of names typed out on paper. Otherwise you can only have one person in each hand. That's just silly.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Kurt Vonnegut, Charlie Kaufman, Stephen Dunn, Dave Eggers, Seth MacFarlane, Matt and Trey, the guy who's gonna buy my novel and make me rich, or the guy who will buy my sitcom, or hire me to do a job that involves writing, but not food orders, the people in The Office, Stephen Wright, and um... how about... Elija Wood. He seems like a cool cat.
      
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