Zach [VOM]
Zach Bernard
He once taught a German Shepherd how to bark in Spanish...

Male
17 years old
Middletown, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2009
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GeneralChickenfoot - "Sexy Little Thing": Marquee Cork, Ireland (June 23, 2009)


SuperconThrusters: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)


Drew Carey Show: "Windy" Harp Scene


As I'm sure you saw in my About Me, my name is Zach.

I give off an obnoxious, outgoing side of me in my personality, but really have a darker, "quiet" side not many are familiar with.

I really like deep, interesting conversations with people who are close to me.

As far as seasons go, I'm a spring and summer kinda guy, with autumn not trailing far behind. I absolutely despise winter, though!

I love to take walks when I'm down or depressed, usually playing loud music drowning out every sound around me. Perfect therapy for me.

I love going back to Chicago and seeing my old friends. Anything to get me the hell out of here.

I'm an aspiring sports journalist and hope that someday I can succeed in that field. I have high hopes for myself and have every intention of achieving those goals.

I like the company of friends, and usually like to get close to them solely in the fear that I could lose them, which is why I treat them so well.

My Top Friends are the people who mean the most to me. I take more merit in that than most people, and I like to show people how much I truly respect them and that's sort of a token of my appreciation for all they've done for me.

I enjoy my place in life, and it keeps getting better for me. I like to try and make things better surrounded by people who make me happy.

That's pretty much all you need to know about me. Read my "About Me" for more info, if you'd like :)
Music
My Top 15 Favorite Bands:

Rush
Genesis
Van Halen (1978-2004)
Motley Crue
Extreme
AC/DC
Styx
Journey
Queen
Bon Jovi (1984-2003)
Foo Fighters
Dream Theater
U2
Collective Soul
Soundgarden / The Police / R.E.M.

The other bands that I like:

A:

Aerosmith
Airbourne
Alice Cooper
Alice In Chains
Army of Anyone
Audioslave
Autograph
AZTEK SUN

B:

Behemoth
Billy Idol
The Black Crowes
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Black Sabbath
Boston
Brides of Destruction
Brother Cane
Bruce Springsteen

C:

Cheap Trick
Chickenfoot
Chris Cornell
Cracker
Creed
Cream
The Cult

D:

Daughtry
David Lee Roth
Deep Purple
Def Leppard
Dire Straits
Disturbed
The Doors

E:

The Eagles
Eddie Money
Eddie Van Halen
Elton John
Eric Clapton

F:

Faith No More
Foreigner
Franz Ferdiand

G:

Goo Goo Dolls
Grand Funk Railroad
Green Day
Guns N' Roses

H:

HSAS

I:

INXS
Iron Maiden

J:

J. Geils Band
Jackyl
Jane's Addiction
Jet
Jimi Hendrix
Joe Satriani
Joe Walsh
Judas Priest

K:

Kenny Wayne Shpeherd
Kid Rock
The Killers
Korn

L:

Lamb of God
Led Zeppelin
Lenny Kravitz
Live
Living Colour
Loverboy
Lynyrd Skynyrd

M:

Marillion
Meat Loaf
Men at Work
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Mike + The Mechanics
Montrose

N:

No Doubt

O:

O.A.R.
Oasis
The Offspring
Opeth
Ozzy Osbourne

P:

Pearl Jam
Peter Gabriel
Pink Floyd
Phil Collins
Porcupine Tree
The Proclaimers

Q:

Queensryche
Quiet Riot

R:

Ratt
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Rider
REO Speedwagon
Robert Plant
Robin Trower
Rockstar: Supernova
Roger Waters
Rolling Stones

S:

Sammy Hagar (& the Waboritas)
Scott Stapp
The Scream
Seal
Seven Mary Three
Sixx A.M.
Skid Row
Smashing Pumpkins
Soul SkirkUS
Static-X
Steve Lukathur
Steve Vai
Stevie Wonder
Stiltskin
Stone Temple Pilots
Sugar Ray

T:

Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Tesla
Tommy Lee
Tommy Tutone
Toto

U:

UFO

V:

Velvet Revolver
Vince Neil

W:

The White Stripes
Whitesnake
The Who
Wolfmother

Y:

Yes
Yngwie Malmsteen

Z:

ZZ Top

I've been to a lot of concerts. Here's a list of the ones I have attended:

Sammy Hagar & The Waboritas (x5)
David Lee Roth
The Goo Goo Dolls
Bon Jovi
Deja Vu
Cheap Trick
Shinedown
Van Halen (x2)
U2
Los Tres Gusanos
Off Broadway
Beatallica
Eric Johnson
The Other Half
Motley Crue (x2)
Aerosmith
The Police (x2)
Frontiers
Umphrey's McGee
The Black Crowes
Killroy
Sonic Circus
Marcella
Boxkar
House of Moist
Marty Casey & The Lovehammers
Collective Soul
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
The Stray Cats
The Pretenders
REO Speedwagon
ZZ Top
Ankla
Cthonic
In This Moment
Behemoth
Devildriver
Hatebreed
Black Tide
Lordi
Static-X
Lamb of God
Ozzy Osbourne
Rush
Genesis (x2)
Ky-Mani Marley
Mad Anthony Express
Little Jimmy
Saturday Morning
One Drum
State and Madison
Piles of Rhythm
The Cringe
Johnny Wad
Dirty Dozen Brass Band
O.A.R.
Trapt
Sixx A.M.
Papa Roach
Buckcherry
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
The Answer
AC/DC


Top 5 Concerts:

Rush (2008)
Genesis (2007)
Van Halen (2004) / AC/DC (2008)
Motley Crue (2008)
Bon Jovi (2003)

There you have it! All my favorite music.
Movies
Naked Gun: Police Squad
Any '007' Movie
Any 'Batman' Movie
Borat
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Happy Gilmore
The Fugitive
Liar, Liar
Bruce Almighty
Die Hard
Nuns on the Run
Little Miss Sunshine
Television
The Sopranos
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
The Office
Seinfeld
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Frasier
The Drew Carey Show
30 Rock
Home Improvement
Spongebob Squarepants
Fairly Oddparents
Rocko's Modern Life
King of the Hill
Stroker & Hoop
Books
I'm not much of a reader, but I'll usually find myself reading autobiographical accounts from personal heroes of mine or just sports articles in the paper or magazines. I'm more of a writer than a reader.
HeroesUnder Construction
Groups: Extreme-->St. DanieL Peeps<--THE MOTLEY CRUE S.I.N CLUBClassic Van Halen FansLonely Heart StranglersFABULOUSxxxEVERYONE LOVE JAYNANeal Schon

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     Zach [VOM]'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lockport, IL
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Education:High school

   Zach [VOM]'s Schools
Lockport Township High Sch East
Lockport, IL
Graduated: N/A
 

2006 to 2010

   Zach [VOM]'s Companies
Never Loud Enough Productions
Chicago, Illinois US
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Zach [VOM] is heading up to Chicago tonight, back to Summerfest tomorrow. Hossa is a Blackhawk! This has been a hell of a week!
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   Zach [VOM]'s Blurbs
About me:
"Whether I get a smile, a thank you, a hug, a tear, I'll be perfectly satisfied" -Ex-New York Mets managaer Bobby Valentine
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The name is Zach Bernard, but you can just call me Zach. I'm a much different person that what's conveyed, and what people see on the exterior.

I'm a Junior at Lockport Twownship High School and currently reside in, you guessed it, Lockport, IL. I do have every intention to move back "home" someday, which is naturally, Chicago, where I lived for twelve years.

My birthday is October 29th. I like having a birthday in one of the best months of the year.

I'm single but am always looking for a stable relationship. I haven't been the luckiest guy in the world and have always had a hard time looking for the right person. So now, I'm just waiting...

Baseball is the most important thing in my entire life, and always has been. I'm going into my fifteenth year as a fan and my fourteenth as a Chicago Cubs fan. While that may be, I usually try and remain neutral to the White Sox. I do like other teams though, like the Atlanta Braves, Los Angeles Angels, and the Milwaukee Brewers. I also collect baseball paraphanaelia and have a hell of a collection going.

I do like other sports as well. I love hockey, huge Blackhawks fan and also like the Calgary Flames and Colorado Avalanche. Football to a lesser extent, with the Bears, Kansas City Chiefs, and Arizona Cardinals. And NBA and NCAA basketball with the Bulls, Duke Blue Devils, and Phoenix Suns.

Music is the second most important thing in my life. I know that's a very common, cliche' thing to say, but it's gotten me through some of the roughest times of my life. My favorite bands are Rush and Genesis. My favorite style of music is prog, but I do like metal, alternative, pop, ska, etc.

I'm a singer, a damn good one at that, and am currently in a project that has yet to take off. I also play drums, but not nearly well enough to do it for a band.

Writing is my greatest passion in life. I've been told my teachers and very close friends that I could make it far one day writing lyrics, poems, novels, or articles for a living and I've always run with that. I'm an aspiring sports journalist and aim very high. Eventually, I'd like to write for Sports Illustrated and be on MLB Tonight or Baseball Tonight.

Comedy is a huge part of my life. I'm always watching something that uses comedy, whether it be a TV show, movies, or stand-up. I always like to evoke humor into my personality, which is why I'm such a sarcastic prick sometimes :D It's a great pick-up when you're down and usually always suffices in dark times. Making people laugh is a major hobby of mine.

I've been through a lot in my life and been to the highest highs and the lowest lows, which is why a lot of people come to me for advice. I usually help people out with advice from past experiences and more often than not I pull through for them. Helping people out is definitely something I love to do, because it makes me feel so much better about myself.

I'm a nice guy to just about everyone, and am very tolerant towards other people. It takes a lot to piss me off.

I have terribly low self-esteem despite the positive personality I always convey. I usually hate starting conversations, in person or on the internet, because I always feel like I'm interfering on something even though I'm probably not. Which explains why I'm never the first to IM someone or say "hello" to them. It's nothing against the person, I just have a difficult time approaching them. That's just a small example, and it's gonna take awhile before I totally get over this issue. It may also explain why I can't find a stable relationship...

Now that I'm about three years into high school, it's time to start looking into colleges. I have my heart set on Columbia in downtown Chicago, because it's a great school to explore my artistic and journalistic side, and is also back "home." I'd also like to go to Marquette in Milwaukee.

I have the best friends in the world, some who've been with me for ten years, some five years, others even less than five months. I've lost friends, but have become stronger without them. With that said, I usually feel closer to my Chicago friends than my Lockport friends. Nothing against my Lockport friends, but my Chicago friends were there most of my life as I was growing up, and I'll always remember them as the person who crafted me into who I am today.

I'm a terribly nostalgic person as I'm sure many people are aware of. I often tell stories that would mean no significance to you, but would be very important to me, reliving the memory. I like to play old video games on the Nintendo 64 and watch old cartoons, taking me back to a time when I didn't care about little things like I do now. Back to GOOD days...

Now that you know all of that about me, I'd like to get to know you. You can message me on here, or contact me at:
My AIM is ZachB5150
I have a Facebook page, and you already know the name!
Who I'd like to meet:
There are so many people I'd like to meet it simply wouldn't be fitting for here. I've already met a lot of my heroes, including some people I talk to on a day-to-day basis. But there are still people I'd like to have the luxury of meeting before I die.


   


   


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Kylee





Jun 26 2009 2:03 AM

Gud point. ok:)
Kylee





Jun 26 2009 1:21 AM

Ok so i um broke up with my boy friend.....it didnt go over tht well. So i am not sure if i am upset or just paranoid for some reason so hit me up with some of your amazing advice!!!!
Kylee





Jun 25 2009 8:58 PM

Well im glad you enjoy reading them as i enjoy posting them...
maybe some people take wat i say and actually use them on people that would be kinda funny:)
Kylee





Jun 25 2009 8:29 PM

For some strange reason pick up lines have been coming up in my mind so i express them via myspace:)
Kylee





Jun 24 2009 7:11 PM

Ah your words have a way of comforting me. Thanks:)

And i kno you will have fun. How could you not??
Kylee





Jun 24 2009 6:58 PM

That sounds like it will be alot of fun:)

And startling hult you ask?? Well things just don't seem to be working out right in my life right now. I have a bf but it doesn't seem like he tries to be with me...its hard being away from friends that your used to seeing everyday and some family trouble...it all just srung on me at once. But i was expecting it like i told you before so its not all that bad but still i just wish things were going better.
Kylee





Jun 24 2009 6:30 PM

Ahh insight is always expected from you. For me any way. Lol

Im doing ok. Things seem to be coming to a startling hult. But im coping. Im glad that you have plans that keep you busy. It shows that you are well balanced:)
Summerfest?? Never heard of it...care to tell me some things about it??
Kylee





Jun 24 2009 6:11 PM

Hows it going.
I havent heard any of your words of wisdom lately
Laura All Over ™





Jun 24 2009 2:37 PM

Thanks! I love this song :)
Staceycore™





Jun 20 2009 5:54 AM

I'll check the calendar and get back to you :)
Staceycore™





Jun 15 2009 5:24 AM

haha sorry omg my contacts are so smoggy..damn bonfire! lol
Staceycore™





Jun 15 2009 5:16 AM

well i guess either today (since its past 12) or tomorrow my mum wants me to go down to the club (south wilmington fireman's club for camping) so depending on her decision, which i will know tomorrow sometime, i can answer if i can.
Kylee





Jun 11 2009 5:19 PM

Yea very good actually
Kylee





Jun 11 2009 5:12 PM

Thanks and i appreciate your concern. I think your a great guy. And i think we understand each other well
Kylee





Jun 11 2009 3:49 PM

Yea i almost lost the good part in my life yesterday. I tend to draw it towards me cuz i don't really trust ne one and i feel like its not fair to other people that i don't trust them and they trsut me so i end up ending things like relationships or watever it might b because i don't ever feel like im good enough to them. And wen that feeling sinks in i feel like i have to walk away from all the good im feeling so they will still feel happy. Do you get what im saying? Its kinda complicated. But yeasterday i guess i was over exxagerating and people kno how i am so its like they can find ways to not make me end things i guess cuz its alo very easy to persuade me. All i kno is that i'm a pretty messed up thinker. Its pretty great that you can comprehend the way i feel:)
Kylee





Jun 11 2009 1:17 PM

I am usually a very optomistic person. Your right about that. But i also kno how my life works. One really good thing happens then a few days or weeks later something really bad happens. Its the cycle of my life. I guess its not that bad cuz im used to it being that way. I expect it so it doesn't bring me down as much. You know? So i don't think anything is wrong at the moment... i just know theres something coming.
Kylee





Jun 10 2009 11:59 PM

Yea well wen things fall in to place easily then they seem to fall out of place easily as well.
Kylee





Jun 10 2009 1:27 PM

Things are good because for some reason everything just seemed to fall in to place all at the same time. It was like a weird coincident of some sort. And ever since then i have been nothing but happy.

And i don't mind the long comments. They give me something to look forward to wen i check my myspace:)
Merely Bry :)





Jun 10 2009 3:13 AM

we shall lmao ;)
Kylee





Jun 10 2009 2:39 AM

It is it is. And things are very good these days. How bout yourself?
Kylee





Jun 10 2009 2:30 AM

haha i always forget that
Merely Bry :)





Jun 9 2009 5:38 PM

grrr, ur a friend, that would be sooo weird to be more...no offence...LOVES U LOL....but yeah, no one at all...cum on im dying here!!!..BUT ANY WAY...wut r u doin today, im bored lets chill
Robertaaa





Jun 9 2009 5:59 AM

soundss greatt :D
lovee youu Zachhiee
Robertaaa





Jun 9 2009 5:37 AM

PAHAHA :D thatss my mama's name :D

yeah after i sent that last comment. i was thinking about the reunion. and i was like. uhm. no. definatly not. that would be boring as all hell. if you think about it, it is sad that none of us talk to each other anymore. besides you and i. because, well, i love you ;D and i just dont wanna let you go. :D

yes, we shall hangout again together :D i cant remember the last time we have. i love our long comment talks :D
im actually tired, but you have my number, dont you? if not its 815-735-5880. give me a ring :D
Robertaaa





Jun 9 2009 5:08 AM

yes sir. :D all 1825 dayss :D

i know. i really like this one. i thought i liked Ryan a lot (the ex, just incase you didnt know) but with Mike its different. idk. but i want it to lastt. a longg time. but idk. he might be moving next month (due to unfortunate family business) to either arizona with family. orr the chi. it'll be hardd. =/ not looking forward to it.

thats great!! your going to have a blast in the chi! :D expecially at the cubbies game :D i hope theyy winn for youu! Dale is you best friend, yes? i need to meet himm on account of me being second in line ;) (but not for long :D)

wee do need to catch upp. and maybe have a taft reunion ! that would be awesome! haha. it'll be like me you darren nicco chris L. Amber kelly tiarra leianne rachel nick..and so on. it'll be soo much funn.!!
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