Well APPARENTLY these are the songs I listened to last. I suspect they are ridiculously immense.
And these are my most listened to artists this week. I suspect they are also ridiculously immense.
The lists above you quite probably include to a ridiculous extent:
Genesis, Circulus, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Norman Haines/Locomotive, Hawkwind, Jethro Tull, Ghost, David Bowie, Ali Farka Tour, Soft Machine, Roger Waters, and as vain as it possibly is, occasionaly my own music. Fuck it, I make music for the sole purpose of being able to listen to it myself. Meh. I just like to share :)
Movies
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - A bloody classic, still makes me laugh no matter how much I've seen it
A Clockwork Orange - Brutal and horrifying, but sickeningly brilliant
Pink Floyd The Wall - Incredibly trippy, with of course, fantastic music
Battle Royale - Its ace
Im bored of typing movies, short attention span, eh?
Television
TV sucks. No really it does. I don't want to watch kareoke every night. I don't want to watch people redecorating their houses. I don't want to watch Norris buying a newspaper from Rita while Sally complains about the price of lollipops in coronation street.
Why have such menial things become so popular. TV used to be good. Like really good. We used to have things like Crystal Maze and Knightmare (hahaha anyone remember that?! It was ace!). Maybe (definitely) I'm suffering from a severe case of childus nostalgianosis, but jeez, come on. TV! GO HOME!
Books
A Clockwork Orange
The Dharma Bums
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
About me:
Update time! So these days I'm a lazy uni drop-out ex law doing thingymabob. Still breaking the law lots and still getting away with it. I make lots of silly tunes, which can be found at my myspace music page . I've got a vague obsession with prog rock, if you hadn't established that already. If the band isn't wearing wizard hats, capes, or dressing up as flowers, they arnt worth knowing.
So now I spend my time doing pretty much nothing during the day (whilst I should be out job-hunting), then being all bouncer stylee at nights, and ruining other peoples nights and such. Actually thats a lie. People often tell me I'm the nicest bouncer they've met. That means I either don't do my job properly, or Aberdeen's population have realised that making friends with the bouncer = getting stay in the bar despite being bleazin.
So folks, all go off and leave a silly comment in my comment box. Comment my silly pictures. Go listen to my silly tunes and leave some silly comments about them. Silly tunes live here.
AYE AYE! and hoho! Hows tricks dude? Gotta gig in the tunnels on the 27th, think we r headlining too, yay! Also playing the lemon tree on the 30th with APB who did peel sessions, supported james brown and the clash etc etc, but that ones like £8 or £10. But anyhoo hopefully catch u at one of those! If not, a post new year pint must be had
KABLOOOI!
the jinx play tunnels 29th at 9ish and snafu 30th about 10-11ish i think, NEW AND IMPROVED now with added pops and squeels and 50% extra jangles. also on sun 2nd back in tunnels tom and pete will perform a presumably largely improvised set in support of the moustache wielding zappatista! come see us, bring your friends, bring your friendly bacteria!
nah im at waitrose, an altogether classier branch of the big JL :-P
erm, "neds"??? a definition please? i dont understand you scots and your strange dialects, nothing north of london makes any sense to me hahahs
altho i must agree that farnham is an extreeemely dodgy area xxxxxx
why hello there my fellow member of the john lewis partnership!
hows the new job going?
and life in general???
i think you should come visit us sometime soon. its always us that has to put in the effort to come see you, you lazy scots!
or maybe we could do some kind of exchange? like, swap families or something/? that sounds like a better plan to me. i get your cool mum and dad, you get my entire crazy family.
a fair swap methinks.......x
heerooooo!! its your most favouritest cousin in the whole wide world!! yay! i can hear you cheers of excitement all the way from aberdeen!! hows the protecting of gay clubs going? i think you got off easy when we came to see you last and we shall have to terrorise you more next time which you can look forward to.......
byeeee xxxxx
Hi Rob, cheers for the add - glad you're digging the tunes. I like The Large Cronolomo's stuff so far, good things ahead. Incidentally, did you mean to call yourself 'The Large Time-Beef' in bad Greek/Spanish?
see, i skipped the uni bit and went straight to being a wino. it's actually not all it's cracked up to be, after a few months you start to collect buttons and talk about yourself in the third person. i'm banned from safeway now. i tried to strike camp under one of the tills.
hey up. as it turns out, i'm currently doing jack shit, but i am going to france next week. not really sure why...
how are you doing?
and emo? *is upset* yeah, i know...
Hehe. You are a fantastic bouncer! He was harassing some girl and being a wank, basically. She was crying in the toilets, had been hiding there for almost an hour and he wouldn't go away. I asked him to and he shouted at me. But I'm not as big and scary as you! hehe. So how are you anyway? x
