Sid Masters: Guitar, Bass, Banjo, Drums, Vocals, Being a Cock Ass
The Real Phil: Guitar, Bass, Vocals, Searching for the Perfect Boob
The Pumpkin King: Bass, Guitar, Vocals, A Jackolantern for the ages.
Bunny: Psuedo-Drummer, Vocals, Humping the legs of men since 1987.
Grandpa: Vocals, Old Man Gibberish.
Jay Troy: Next Door Neighbor to Zenith Farm
The Queen of England: Our biggest fan and grandpa's new girlfriend
Influences
The Bloodhound Gang, Tenacious D, G.G. Allin, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams III, Marilyn Manson, Every cracker and crackhead in America, The American Dream, DCMM, and for any of you who feel slighted by not being mentioned, piss off wanker.
Sounds Like
The Bloodhoung Gang went for a stay in the movie. Deliverance. Tenacious D went psycho-hillbilly. Sounds like we are the Dark Side of Country.
Fans of Zenith Farm can download any song off the Greatest Hits CD from any of the following sitesMusicNow Sony Connect Rhapsody GreatIndieMusic Apple iTunes MusicNet MP3-Extension AudioLunchbox Interia TastyAudio BuyMusic MusicIsHere GroupieTunes Muze Ruckus PeerImpact Intent Media Works Puretracks Napster PassAlong PayPlay Sonific Daiki DigiPie RuleRadio USEN Bitmunk Nexhit Destra Inprodicon PlayIndies Tradebit MP3tunes
The Pumpkin King was dropped on the door steps of Zenith Farm by his meth addicted prostitute mother. She had sex with the Great Pumpkin, from Charlie Brown fame, and by next halloween gave birth to the genetic freak we have come to know as the Pumpkin King.
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Grandpa ran his farm based on the theory
that Television was the oracle of the new world. Word
spread of his philosophies and other men joined him in the
coming years. One of the first disciples was an infamous
hit man by the name of Charlie Lili.
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Sid Masters worked as a damncing monkey
for an ItaliaGrinder by the name of Fernando Vina. It was
in the mean streets of Pouhkeepsie, NY that Sid learned to
play guitar, bass, banjo, drums, and polish the one eyed
gopher while drinking moo juice. When he failed to earn
enough money for his Italian master, Sid would be beaten
and forced into knife fights with other monkeys owned by
the friends of Fernando Vina. He still bares the emotional
scars and has not said a word in over 5 years.
All hail our musical mute!!!!
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The Real Phil a drunking hillbilly bastard
stumbled upon Zenith Farm one night after getting in a
fight with a smelly ass farm llama. Grandpa patched him
back up and let him stay the night in the barn with the pigs.
Phil being to drunk to remember his own name and where
he lived just never left.
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Bunny is the result of a science experiment
gone wrong. Grandpa thought it was possible to make his
favorite rabbit, Ms. Bubbles, into a wife who could cook and
clean for him. After several failed attempts at artificial
insemination Grandpa had sex with the rabbit to show the
scientists who knew what. Three weeks later Bunny was
born and he hasn't quit humping the legs of willing men
since 1987.
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Don't miss the Haunted Surf Party - Thurs. October 30 at Off Broadway in STL w/ the Mad Titans and the Coffin Daggers from NYC - Our first show in a year and a half!
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