Jamie "FUCKING" Spiers.

About me:

Playing poker online is like being mugged without the company


I'm quite a compulsive person - I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.


I did think about giving up smoking, but I decided not to, because I'm not a quitter. And I know that every cigarette I smoke takes five minutes off my life, but I also know it takes ten minutes to smoke it. That's a clear five-minute net gain, I reckon.


Arsey is a very good description. I think I might put it on my tombstone.


So, I saw the Saddam being executed. It made me think... is there nothing on the internet I won't masturbate to?


In the Bible, God made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights. That's a pretty good summer for us in Scotland.


I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.


I went to the JobCentre for an interview. I said: "I ain't got no qualifications, no skills and as for my customer service, sod off." She said: "You're exactly what they're after in Security".


I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I'm not too good!


I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.


"I see myself as an intelligent human being, with the soul of a clown" - Jim Morrison. ....................