Tom Little -Vocals, guitars, bass, drums, mouse clicker.
Influences
Mike Patton (Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Tomahawk)!!! Tool, Incubus, Korn, South Park, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Megadeth, Jason Becker, Dokken, Harry Connick Jr., Bach, Mozart, George Lynch, Paul Gilbert, Gary Hoey, Marty Friedman, The Accused, Silverchair, Brian Mcknight, S.O.D., Paganini, Scorpions, Vivaldi, Chopin, Suicidal Tendencies, D.R.I., Tchaikovsky, Yngwie Malmsteen, Spinal Tap, Deftones, Toto...lots more but I can't remember.
Out of the bowels of obscurity comes a movement called ZeypxuN. Able to
manipulate all your emotions with the flick of a wrist, weak minded
souls need to listen with extreme caution. The brainchild of a
Korean-American hybrid, Thomas Little, whose love of music started in his home
town of Fairfield, CA at a prodigious age, is music's new authority.
Oppressed by the "Powers That Be" at the age of 2 while a Jet Fighter
Pilot at his birthplace, Travis Air Force Base, CA, he decided he needed a
change. "They wouldn't let me shoot missiles at stupid people",
exclaimed a young Tom Little. So he decided to pack up his things, move up
north to meth infested Milwaukie, OR, where the climate is disconsolately
depressing 10 months out of the year, and start his music career. By
age 4 he released his first EP entitled "I Hate AC/DC", which recieved
worldwide acclaim and airplay, and went Platinum in 2 weeks thanks to the
hit single "Baby, Listen To My Ear". By age 6 he fully recovered from
a PEZ Candy addiction that had almost killed him and left him wanting
to experiment with more hardcore candy. "I can't even talk about it
anymore, too many mixed emotions and flavors" he once said in an interview
with Barbara Walters on 20/20, which ended abruptly when Tom left 2
questions into the interview.
He released his second Multi-Platinum album at age 7 entitled "Only G
minor Is Vociferous" which had spawned several hits, but none bigger
than "AC/DC Has No Talent Whatsoever" which reached number 1 in all the
charts. Since becoming a standard in the music industry, he has delved
into many other realms, such as becoming fluent in 15 different languages
and mastering 11 ancient dead languages, acquired the skills of a
Omniscient Sovereign Grand Master Return Of The Dragon Puppeteer, and
winning the coveted Nobel Peace Prize for discovering that the "Brown Note"
is real yet not actually a note at all, it is a chord, which he
demonstrated to an eager audience, most of which were people suffering from
chronic constipation. "It was like sonic fiber, a literal Sonic Boom!"
claimed an excited astriction afflicted witness. Skeptics and cynics
left embarrased, due to the fact that they did not wear depends or any
other containment device. He also has become a highly esteemed and sought
after quoter. His most famous quote is so well known and awe inspiring
that it has been engraved on the Great Pyramid in Giza, The White
House, The Pyramid of the Sun in Teotihuacan, Notre-Dame de Paris, Edinburgh
Castle, Palace of Versailles, The Great Wall Of China, The Colosseum
in Rome, Stonehenge, and a Bolgolgi Restaraunt in Seol Korea. It is
even rumored to be engraved in secret Templar sites and hidden in Masonic
Temples, and is a common occurence in the everyday lexicon of men and
women around the world. Need I tell you this monumental and world famous
quote? Obviously not, but for the sake of canonical history I shall
write it here. "These Myspace Band Bios are the stupidest things
ever..... ever."
The rest is history, and we anxiously await the
release of his newest album in stores next week, " The Secret Mysterious
Puzzle Of The Cryptic Enigma Riddle", which will feature the just released
hit single "Family Guy is for People With A.D.D. And Have The IQ of An
Aardvark Because Wow I Never Saw That Punchline Comin". As we mere
mortals long for this sure to be mega-ultra-multi-platinum album, history
is in hibernation.
ha ha just playing, but seriously, some of the Band Bio's on Myspace
are utterly ridiculous, have you read any of them? If you really want to
read about me see the band member section, although I do really hate
AC/DC and The Family Guy, and I'm not really a band, I just like to
compose and play my own music with my instruments, effects, and computer.
All in my room, if you couldn't tell.
And I put together a Saga Guitar HT-10 Kit and play it
thats what it looked like when I got it! Then I was impatient and
painted it too fast so I could hear it!!! But this is what it looks like
after I put it together and painted it
And this is my new Ibanez baritone guitar!
And I have a really terrible mic.
And Soundclick sucks so I deleted my page! (well I thought I did)
your a dork...about ,my buletin??? I am confused and well that is not unusual...howeva not confused about that georgous young lady next to you in the pic...like I said the other night I soooooo wish I would have saved that dress and those shoes...:'{ hope all is well...
I acutally haven't spent much time on myspace to add new friens, but if you view it now you will definately see more drummers on my top list. As far as drum offs go, none yet
LOL I know it was kinda random but I hadnt been on your page in a while and I sat and listend to all of your songs the other night and I was blown away!!!! Honestly your songs are amazing!
ooooooh!!! I was looking at my myspace since I added a new friend darwin...yeah he's a holly wood actor by profession but a believer of the Word...you made me cry more when I saw you put you and sydster up again...it's amazing I can write...hey I am not sure I have the headstone on my space but it is on my facebook. eximious3@yahoo.com love ya dude. she looks soooooooo cute...I so wish I would have saved that dress...I almost did has I helped her get ready for that wedding and gave her the shoes they matched sooooo perfectly and I wanted to save them to. but em and SeAnne made me clean the bathroom...ok nose blowing time...and I had to use it more then clean stuff...ok tmi I know. ; O
Ah man it was NICE! We went into the hot tub and just relaxed while listening to the flow of the river beneath us, while she was having a Margarita and I was sipping on some Jack Daniels ha-ha. So how've you been?
