I'm starting an Adopt a Banana Rat station on Gitmo. I bet we can raise enough money to feed all of the iguanas on the island plantains so they'll lay off the banana rats.
Dear Ziggy, heartfelt congratulations on your recent commitment from your pompadoured butterball, and the man who sings to your always rock-solid beat. You are both lucky suns of beeotches!
Torter
hey uncle chip (ziggy) i am very good i will have to send my report card down there it is anice report card lol well talk to you later give hugs and kisses to every on for me ok and tell grandpa i love him very much xoxoxoxoxoxoxo<3 talk to you later
love cierra
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