I enjoy golfing with Adam Sandler and Bob Barker....no, wait.... that's a movie, I think. Er.... I am fond of my personal computer (it is very expensive, created for my special needs and desires!) I suppose, and always enjoy corresponding with whatever fans of mine are left out there....*sniff*. I like to sit under a tree in the park, where the neighborhood children come, stare and poke at me with long sharp sticks, which they fashion while I am there, contentedly humming along, laptop on lap, trying to mind my own business.... but I digress. Oh yes, I am psychic. *ahem* I also celebrate a myriad of dinosaur (I am actually, part dinosaur and part dragon) holidays of which you Humans know nothing.
"Reptilicus" (Danish, 1964) is to me, what "Gone With The Wind" has been to many of your species.
Anything I am in, of course. Had the Academy known I was actually a live creature, they would have considered me the Robert DeNiro of my kind, I am certain.
I have played wet, dry, on sea and land, on fire, against myself in a metal suit, etc.
I am a seasoned pro.
My planned remake of "A Thousand Clowns", in which I was to star, would have made history, and had I done more than one Shakespearian play (the notoriously difficult tour de force, "King Lear", in which I played the title role), I most assuredly would have made a reputation for myself as the greatest actor since Laughton.
And what kept me from it?
I burped just as the first act was beginning, and set the curtains on fire.........
Television
160 channels and there's nothing on.*ahem*
Books
Er.... anything by Michael Moore or those old books by Woody Allen. And comic books, lots of comic books!
Heroes
I like the long Italian ones, with those round red peppers which are hot; oil and vinegar and oregano and lots of tasty prosciutto (which my bestest best friend, Mr. Santoro introduced to me) and fresh mozzarella cheese! YUM!..
About me: I am several millennia old (although I am listed on this page as 100 years old, because that is as far as back as this system will go).
I have lived most of my life in Pacific waters (Bora Bora vicinity), minding my own affairs.
Some of my relatives you may know:
Nessie is my aunt (on my mother's side).
Barney is my cousin (yes, there's a cunning green dinosaur in that dumb purple suit).
Cecil, The Seasick Sea Serpent(of Beany & Cecil fame) and I went to prep school together.
I made an international name for myself in a series of Japanese films dating from the late 1950's to just a few years ago.
Although you humans consider them science fiction, I view them as tearjerkers.
I was briefly married to Loni Anderson.
I am semi-retired and now live on the east coast of the United States Of America.
Although I have been around for a very long time, I am still considered a teenager (19 or so in your years) amongst my kind.
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet an attractive female dinosaur (with her own money), not too tall, with a nice fat tail. THAT, or a lovely human female who likes to clean caves.
SOME FRIENDS CALLED ME & ASKED ME TO COME OUT OF HIDING. REMEMBER THAT I'M STILL WORKING ON MY VIDEOS. CHECK OUT IT OUT.GENTLEMEN, LET ME KNOW IF U ONLY PREFER 4 ME 2 MAKE U HANDSOME. TAAAAAA!
I remember. You implied that you'd already put your tongue on a frozen pole 'cause you couldn't pronounce your "thylllables"...and I said you'll know next time not to do that...or somethin' along those lines.
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy -- although My boss let me go -- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted to the Web!
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?" With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man; I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!" I don't phone, don't send faxes, Don't go out, don't pay taxes, Who cares if someday They drag me away? I'm happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)
"Kobe Luminarie" is Mr. Valerio Festy and producer resident in Kobe-shi work, "a light-sculpture work" by Hirokazu Imaoka of the Italian art director.
"Kobe Luminarie" entrusted it with a dream to revival / the reproduction of the city and hope with all the will of the requiem of Hanshin / the Awaji great earthquake disaster victim, and it was held for the first time in December, 1995 when I had the great earthquake disaster and citizen's gave a big impression and courage, hope with a town of Kanbe depressed by an earthquake disaster.
~Stacey
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