I enjoy golfing with Adam Sandler and Bob Barker....no, wait.... that's a movie, I think. Er.... I am fond of my personal computer (it is very expensive, created for my special needs and desires!) I suppose, and always enjoy corresponding with whatever fans of mine are left out there....*sniff*. I like to sit under a tree in the park, where the neighborhood children come, stare and poke at me with long sharp sticks, which they fashion while I am there, contentedly humming along, laptop on lap, trying to mind my own business.... but I digress. Oh yes, I am psychic. *ahem* I also celebrate a myriad of dinosaur (I am actually, part dinosaur and part dragon) holidays of which you Humans know nothing.
"Reptilicus" (Danish, 1964) is to me, what "Gone With The Wind" has been to many of your species.
Anything I am in, of course. Had the Academy known I was actually a live creature, they would have considered me the Robert DeNiro of my kind, I am certain.
I have played wet, dry, on sea and land, on fire, against myself in a metal suit, etc.
I am a seasoned pro.
My planned remake of "A Thousand Clowns", in which I was to star, would have made history, and had I done more than one Shakespearian play (the notoriously difficult tour de force, "King Lear", in which I played the title role), I most assuredly would have made a reputation for myself as the greatest actor since Laughton.
And what kept me from it?
I burped just as the first act was beginning, and set the curtains on fire.........
Television
160 channels and there's nothing on.*ahem*
Books
Er.... anything by Michael Moore or those old books by Woody Allen. And comic books, lots of comic books!
Heroes
I like the long Italian ones, with those round red peppers which are hot; oil and vinegar and oregano and lots of tasty prosciutto (which my bestest best friend, Mr. Santoro introduced to me) and fresh mozzarella cheese! YUM!..
About me: I am several millennia old (although I am listed on this page as 100 years old, because that is as far as back as this system will go).
I have lived most of my life in Pacific waters (Bora Bora vicinity), minding my own affairs.
Some of my relatives you may know:
Nessie is my aunt (on my mother's side).
Barney is my cousin (yes, there's a cunning green dinosaur in that dumb purple suit).
Cecil, The Seasick Sea Serpent(of Beany & Cecil fame) and I went to prep school together.
I made an international name for myself in a series of Japanese films dating from the late 1950's to just a few years ago.
Although you humans consider them science fiction, I view them as tearjerkers.
I was briefly married to Loni Anderson.
I am semi-retired and now live on the east coast of the United States Of America.
Although I have been around for a very long time, I am still considered a teenager (19 or so in your years) amongst my kind.
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet an attractive female dinosaur (with her own money), not too tall, with a nice fat tail. THAT, or a lovely human female who likes to clean caves.
....go ahead..... "Blame it on Mar" why not? everyone else does! So go ahead Mr. Zilly, blame it all on Mar...... or maybe you should really blame it all on that guy, Mr. Santana, You know, the guy who has no sense of humor and refuses to "Put on a Happy Face" and SMILE for me! Isn't he the guy who made Zilly a green monster with jagged teeth and a fat tail? Everyone knows that Santana is really the Grinch in disguise! No, I haven't been drinking coffee........just one little spot of tea......or maybe two? that reminds me of a song........ "Tea for Two" Life IS a Song! mARRRRRRRR PS, now send me Mar singing "Blame it on the Bossa Nova" you sneaky little green man! Oh Ya, Please?
Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear attack?
A while ago I came across some stuff that inspired me to make this film:
Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella
Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.
Though source materials are quite aged, the fundamentals are still relevant today.
I encourage all to visit the YouTube page to learn more (Show support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly circulate as widely as possible, here: http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4
HEY ZILLY!!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR BRINGING ME ON BOARD AS A FRIEND!! I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW YOU AND I DO HOPE YOU ENJOY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY BLOG POSTINGS!
