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There's alot of stuff about MySpace I don't like. I don't like 40-year-old men pretending to be 14-year-old girls. I don't like stumbling into the profile of a guy with his junk hanging out. And I don't like fakey celebrity pages. How do I know if I'm stalking the right Jessica Alba?
But theres is one thing about MySpace I love... Making new friends. (and then making fun of them.) That's what the ancient art of ZingFu is all about! Choose from 100's of funny Zings, upload a photo, and whammy! Your photo is now 300% dumber.
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