Say you God dang ZooKeeperz... you got me locked up in this fuckin cage... no food, water, or toilet... I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, and yes... I'd like to be groomed every so often. This is the last time I tell you... the next time I will have no other choice but to throw my feces at you. One more thing... tell that tall, hairy guy to stop poking me with his stick. It's not funny!
