Mr Maynard
"The original fucking classy Maynard™ since 1985"

Male
23 years old
Swansea, Illinois
United States

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Last Login: 11/18/2008
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    Mr Maynard's Interests
GeneralWorking on Computers, Electronics, Car, and Movies
Music
MoviesJust get me some Mystery, some Drama, and some Thrillers. I 'll watch those. But Action films I always enjoy
TelevisionDon't get me wrong, But I love my CSI and 24
Books.. I bairly read nowadays
HeroesMy Family, but truly my Friends

     Mr Maynard's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Belleville
Body type:5' 8" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:High school
Occupation:Ink Technician
Income:Less than $30,000

   Mr Maynard's Schools
Belleville High School-East
Belleville, IL
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2000 to 2004

   Mr Maynard's Networking
Gaming - Testing - Quality Assurance
Gamer, trys out old and new stuff

   Mr Maynard's Companies
Cartridge World
Shiloh, Illinois US
Ink Technician
Full Time

May 2006 - Now
Schnucks
Swansea, IL US
Bagger, Video, Porter
Part Time

May 2001 - May 2006



Mr Maynard is back to work, yaaay! /sarcasm

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   Mr Maynard's Blurbs
About me:

Hi kids... you like Violence? Nah.. I aint no slim shady, but Im Maynard. Zachary Scott Maynard, how do you do? Oh.. you can't talk back to me, cause Im typing this DUH. I rather be called Zak or Maynard please.. no full names unless you truly know me. Well let me tell you about myself. Im 23 years old, and I live in the Metro East of St Louis. Ive lived here all my life. I am the youngest of the Maynard family with my sister Meredith as the oldest, followed by my brother Justin. I do also have a niece named Samantha and also our newest to the family thanks to Justin and Annie, Addison Paige.

Im your typical gamer, car enthuisast, that good drinking buddy guy. I love messing with electronics. Im sorta laid back and mellow, but if I need to get work done, I'll work ASAP. I listen a lot, yet I always have something on my mind and like to speak out. I love to also cook sometimes, but I can make a great breakfast. My typical day is work, with relaxing at the end. Im pretty much a jack of all trades with everything else.

Now life is going on well, Ive been doing new things: Living on my own, meeting new people, going to new places. But home is where the heart is, and home includes friends. Friends are a great thing to have, and I have many.. but there are some who are true best friends:

Tom Dahm, the awesome guy Ive known since kindergarden. Hes a cool guy to drink with, and just to hang out. Just don't get caught in a fire in Swansea, since hes a Firefighter (joking man). Hes a hard worker.. yet a hard party guy.. watch out when hes with Cheif John.. you know theres a hellva party Brewing.

Cory and Ashley Thacker, two great people in mind that I shall be with for a long time. Ive known Cory for about 7 years now.. one of the greatest friends Ive had... and a co worker. Ashley Ive know since Senior year as a classmate I was really surprised to see these to together. I look at both as a great friends, but also great parents to their child Makenzi.

Stephanie Powers (Chains) and Benny Chains, Another one of the great couples that I know... Steph is one of the fewest women to be close to me, and is one of the few trusting friends I have. We BOTH look out for eath other. Its great to know shes got my back while I have hers. Ben is one of those people you have to meet, he may look alike a hardass.. yet this guy is pretty cool. Now proud parents to Connor Thomas!! So proud of them both!

Joe Swope, another great guy that Ive known for a while since high school. Hes pretty much my opposite of my gamingskills, yet pretty much my rival in gaming. Now seing him goto college. Ive been kinda shocked yet glad hes doing something smart with his life

Drew Synasky, the tall guy. Usually quiet, yet when he opens his mouth, you can always expect a good laugh. Hes pretty much a great guy and always doing something. Even making other people laugh. Hes pretty much my tuner head guy to goto when I need some auto help.

Joe and Ty Kerce, Joe is yet another cool guy Ive known since high school. Now seeing hes married and in the air force. I think he's living out his life to the best. Even though your hundreds of miles away, were still best of friends. Meeting only Ty a couple times.. she is such a sweetheart. I can see why Joe loves her to death. She is so Kawaii! (oh god... weeaboo moment!)

Now don't think I've forgotten everyone else, Kurt and his wife Sally who are funny as hell to hang around with. My boss Mike Hug and his Wife Ann are awesome too. I also have my former co workers of schnucks: Ashley, Kyle, Ryan, Jeremy, and Trisha who I see most of the time as well. Audry who is my coffee lady/cowbell player.. is such a sweetheart too. Seeing her also brings good times. Plus a good internet friend Carmyn, one day we'll meet (and I promise not to be an ass ;p).

But they all mean a lot to me, without friends.. I wouldn't be me. and thats what I would not like to happen

Well thats about all I can think of to say now.. thanks

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Who I'd like to meet:
Ive already met many people.. though more wouldn't hurt at all to meet more.

   Mr Maynard's Calendar ( View All )
Nov 27 2008 12:00P
Turkey day
Dec 24 2008 6:00P
Christmas Eve with the Family
Dec 25 2008 9:00A
Christmas Day.. anyone like to join me?
Dec 31 2008 7:00P
New Years Eve!

   Mr Maynard's Friend Space (Top 24)
Mr Maynard has 63 friends.
 tom dahm 


 Mama Chains 


 Papa Chains 


 Kurt 


 Cory 


 Ashley 


 Carmyn 


 Lanney 


 ☠[A][U][D][R][Y]☠ 


 The Naked Barista 


 kenzenssj5jedi 


 droopy 


 Justin 


 Annie 


 M&M 


 Jeremy 


 ♥Trisha Ann♥ 


 *Amanda* [codename: Black-Cherry Assassin] 


 Linsky 


 Tray D 


 Daz 


 Xbox 360 


 GameHounds 


 Artificial 





Mr Maynard's Friends Comments
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Lanney





Nov 13 2008 3:28 PM

haha it would have been. but at the same time, a little sad, cause i really did like his speech.
Linsky





Nov 6 2008 8:22 PM

well for one.. another election.
: )
Lanney





Nov 5 2008 4:35 PM

maybe, im not sure. the only night i have open is friday but im probably hanging out with crystal and lauren, cause lauren is getting her spleen out on tuesday, and i wont get to hang otherwise.
Lanney





Nov 5 2008 4:30 PM

awesome! perhaps i will too!
Lanney





Nov 5 2008 4:25 PM

very nice! i always forget about today! and how timely!
☠[A][U][D][R][Y]☠





Oct 30 2008 8:44 PM

not much just eating pumpkin seeds playin on the puter... gay!
droopy





Oct 24 2008 4:41 PM

yeah its freakin amazing and hes thinkin of a banana he didnt want to be a metal monkey it was a animal testing type of thing
Lanney





Oct 21 2008 3:54 PM

haha thats funny!
Taco Bunneh Whut?!





Oct 8 2008 6:30 AM

Thanks man! :D (little late, but ohwellz, lol)
Lanney





Sep 8 2008 7:25 PM

i might have to cause i need black ink. whenever i get the money that is.
becoming a teacher is expensive!
Lanney





Sep 8 2008 2:34 PM

so do you not work in shiloh anymore?
kimi





Sep 5 2008 5:16 PM

Hey I read your thing about being careful driving, on the way to work I saw 3 cars off the road. It was nuts out there, thank God theres no red lights for me not to stop at in my town.
LOL
Mama Chains





Aug 25 2008 11:45 PM

lol yeah...it's the only employment i've got right now!!!
*Amanda* [codename: Black-Cherry Assassin]





Aug 22 2008 2:50 PM

your off today? i was gonna come out and pick up my cartridges.
*Amanda* [codename: Black-Cherry Assassin]





Aug 18 2008 7:05 PM

well maybe you shouldn't have been speeding and they wouldn't have given you a ticket!
Papa Chains





Jul 24 2008 8:37 PM

chainsaw to the dick
Lanney





Jul 23 2008 9:57 PM

you probably talked to mike. he is awesome.
Ashley





Jul 21 2008 1:01 AM

ok u?
Mama Chains





Jul 18 2008 7:04 PM

its that good.
Mama Chains





Jul 18 2008 6:48 PM

we are all going again tonight. its really good.
☠[A][U][D][R][Y]☠





Jul 10 2008 3:29 PM

hey hey! i'm not dead...just moved coffee houses... sneaky hu? come check this one out, it's better! 2nd and main!

love ya- audry
Lanney





Jul 2 2008 8:20 PM